The Thomas Jay Wasserberg Appreciation Thread

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MasterDisaster

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Pointing out how horribly reprehensible Tom is is exceptionally easy when the subject in question does 99% of the work with a library of confessions and no filter for his drug soaked brain; but what about all of the good he's done? According to Tom he's a beloved member of his community and has a following of potentially dozens of people.
That's when it struck me; we spend so much time focusing on the negatives that we forget to look at the positives.
That's why I started this thread. You can thank Tom for all the good he's ever done and give him the respect he deserves; all I ask is you end your contribution with 'I appreciate that' so Tom can better understand how we consistently see him.

I for one am thankful that Tom never got married and had kids. By doing so he ensured no future child would have to experience the horror of being sexually abused by their own father. He bravely ensured that his genetic code would never be passed on and further prevented it by being a toxic, unwashed troglodyte with zero redeeming qualities just like the hero he is.

Tom is going to die alone and I appreciate that.
 
A lot of people live in the grey area. It's hard to tell if they're good or evil. Tom is easy to determine he's evil, he doesn't put on a show of being a kind person to cover up the shit goblin he is. I appreciate that.
 
I respect Tommy for all he has accomplished. He was born a female and the evil doctors mutilated him into a fully functional male. He is the first and only person to this has happened to. He has successfully evaded capture by multiple government agencies even though he has been secretly tracked for decades by a microchip implanted in his body. He's a shadowbanned gonzo photographer scientist hippy techno wizard guru two-spirt hydrofarmer shaman musical genius space Jew. He's also an indigenous underground hacker and well-known trans rights psychic healer teacher and has thousands of people who look up to him world wide.

Tom treats all people equally. It doesn't matter if you're 12 Tom will treat you like you're 18. Tom loves everyone. One month he will be trying to blow a dude and the next month he'll be claiming that he's getting married to a chick. Tom doesn't judge.
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
My name has not been Thomas Jay Wasserberg for several years, therefore this thread is for insulting me. Have at it, you mean, stupid, over privileged transphobic talking turds with delusions of adequacy, relevance and legal standing.
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Tom saves us all loads of time by recycling insults instead of thinking of new ones and I appreciate that.
 
Tom is really good at making other people feel good because they can take solace in the fact they aren't a child molesting dog-fucker like Tom.
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
My name has not been Thomas Jay Wasserberg for several years, therefore this thread is for insulting me.
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Shut the fuck up Tom. Your name is Tom. That's your name because that's what people call you. It's not up to you. It's not your decision. So eat shit, Tom. Tom is your name.
 
Tom is a social scarecrow , who scares away even the most pretentious liberals, and I appreciate that.
 
CAPTAIN MATI said:
Tom prays to Allah at least five times a day with his ass raised high to the sky and he barely farts while at it.
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That's because his asshole is so loose and stretched out that farts and even sharts just slide out effortlessly. He's goatse personified.
 
AnOminous said:
That's because his asshole is so loose and stretched out that farts and even sharts just slide out effortlessly. He's goatse personified.
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Tom fucks and sucks niggers and mexicans for weed which bolsters the economy and I appreciate that.
 
Tom's angry posting fugues are legitimately impressive. Other people would get bored and move on, yet Tom persists. Despite the many, many other things he has going on in his life, he still makes time to come and post here for literally hours on end, seeming to forgo even sleep for it. More foolish people would assume that it was because Tom had nothin else to give his life meaning, but we all understand it's really just his excellent multitasking.
 
He looks really obviously creepy, thus making children want to avoid him and protecting them from his slavering pedo lust.

He has irreversibly let himself go, so he is too unfit to catch the dogs he enjoys masturbating with his penis.

He is too stupid to follow through on any of his evil schemes (although obviously he does “follow through” quite often if his chair is anything to go by).
 
Malevolent Grimace said:
Tom's angry posting fugues are legitimately impressive.
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I like how Tom refuses to recognize that his name is Tom. He is a man named Tom. That's his name. What is a name? A name is something people use to identify you. If everyone calls you Tom, that is your name. Well, that's what everyone calls Tom. They call him Tom. Because that is his name. His name is Tom.

I know there's this weird idea that you can just change your name and suddenly your previous name is a "dead name" but guess what? Nobody has to obey your dumb wishes.

If they still call you Tom, guess what? That's your name still. Nobody has to obey that bullshit.

Tom.

Tom.

Tom.

Your name is still Tom, Tom.
 
AnOminous said:
I like how Tom refuses to recognize that his name is Tom. He is a man named Tom. That's his name. What is a name? A name is something people use to identify you. If everyone calls you Tom, that is your name. Well, that's what everyone calls Tom. They call him Tom. Because that is his name. His name is Tom.

I know there's this weird idea that you can just change your name and suddenly your previous name is a "dead name" but guess what? Nobody has to obey your dumb wishes.

If they still call you Tom, guess what? That's your name still. Nobody has to obey that bullshit.

Tom.

Tom.

Tom.

Your name is still Tom, Tom.
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Tom showed off his amazing creativity, which many might mistake for laziness or indifference, by changing the masculine 'Tommy' to the much more feminine 'Tommie' instead of just changing the O to an A and becoming Tammy and I can appreciate that.
 
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