The Thomas Jay Wasserberg Appreciation Thread

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Every time I make a mistake or think that my life is bad in some way, I think of people like Tom and all of a sudden all my fuck-ups seem pretty harmless in comparison and my life seems to be pretty good because, as bad as it things get, at least I'm not a dog-fucking trash-eating tranny-pedophile dying in my own filth. I sincerely thank Tom for that.
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
My name has not been Thomas Jay Wasserberg for several years, therefore this thread is for insulting me.
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Fuck-off and die, Thomas.
 
Thomas J Wasserberg is a child molester, and loves to play pretend Native American to piggyback off the suffering of historically oppressed people. He also only makes money when his relatives die. It's amazing how he is a parasite both socially and financially. I've never seen someone to the degree of pathetic that he's achieved and I appreciate that.
 
I can appreciate that Tom has never reproduced and his nonsense dies with him while the productive members of his family will carry on the name.
 
You can humiliate him beyond measure and he’ll keep coming back for more. Even people like ADF and CWC learned not to come here, but not this fool. I appreciate that.
 
Tom's mother tried to teach him how to not shit his pants, but he kept shitting his pants because Tom is a shit gremlin. She proceeded to rub his face in it, and I appreciate that.
Tom chased a dog to get knuckle-deep in Lassie, and it pushed him off a cliff giving him a face that even his parents couldn't love. I appreciate that.
Tom called me a Cumsquatch, which still makes me laugh. I appreciate that.

Tom is free entertainment, and his documented life is like watching a car accident. There's a few things I appreciate about Tom.
 
Tom looks like this bobblehead of a shitting goat someone donated to Goodwill, and I appreciate that:
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Tom is free entertainment, and his documented life is like watching a car accident.
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He’s almost a perfect sitcom character. He has clearly defined character flaws that doom every endeavour he undertakes, and the question is always “How’s he going to fuck this one up?” Yet he never learns. And because he’s such an asshole, you never feel guilty for laughing at him.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
He’s almost a perfect sitcom character. He has clearly defined character flaws that doom every endeavour he undertakes, and the question is always “How’s he going to fuck this one up?” Yet he never learns. And because he’s such an asshole, you never feel guilty for laughing at him.
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Tom is the real life equivalent to Rickety Cricket.
I can appreciate that.
 
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The three groups of people I loathe more than anyone in the world are 911 dispatch operators, legal secretaries, and receptionists.

Tom has recorded many videos treating these people like the pieces of human shit they are. I’ve always been too scared to get my revenge against these creatures but thanks to Tom I can feel like justice has been done.
 
Tom posts here constantly and will always reply. Being able to bantz him is extremely cathartic and prevents me from abusing the one troon I have to interact with irl.
Thanks Tom
 
Tom is probably the only person who has consistenly argued with people on the net over several years. Even though it's insane, especially in a place like the farm where he still actually thinks that people care about his opinion. Any minute he spends on the internet is a minute he doesn't spend fingering a young girl or a dog and I appreciate that.
 
In a way Tom needs the Farms more then the Farms need Tom. We provide a convenient boogeyman for his oppression complex, if it wasn't us then it might be the government or the post office.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
In a way Tom needs the Farms more then the Farms need Tom. We provide a convenient boogeyman for his oppression complex, if it wasn't us then it might be the government or the post office.
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Objectively one can say the Farms are the essence of the Anti-Hero. Fuck your moralistic war-nypa, but also, fuck letting a dogfucking pedophile get what he wants in life.
 
Moralfag Supreme said:
Objectively one can say the Farms are the essence of the Anti-Hero. Fuck your moralistic war-nypa, but also, fuck letting a dogfucking pedophile get what he wants in life.
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I imagine someday the farms is going to get heavily referenced in a paper on mental illnesses interacting with social media.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
In a way Tom needs the Farms more then the Farms need Tom. We provide a convenient boogeyman for his oppression complex, if it wasn't us then it might be the government or the post office.
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Interesting. I always saw Tom's relationship with the farms as parasitic in nature. He provides the extremely idiotic and degenerate behavior necessary to maintain the site and in return we give him the attention he cannot get anywhere else, and give his life purpose by acting like a bogeyman, something he externally says he needs to destroy, although deep down he knows he does not really want to.
As for who needs whom the most, if Tom dies tomorrow, the farms have a huge pool of eccentric people to laugh at and ridicule, but if the farms disappear, Tom loses touch with the only people who give a damn about his shitty life.
 
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