The Thomas Jay Wasserberg Appreciation Thread

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Tom is going to spend all of his Jew inheritance on nonsense and be broke before the end of this year...and I appreciate that.
 
I wish @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg would make a Kiwifarms appreciation thread for all the good we have give too, like the endless attention you get. Not saying that you have ever been given positive attention by anyone here because we all know that you don't deserve it.
But not everyone can say they can get endless streams of roasting any time they make a comment on a forum, you have your very own internet aslyum all to yourself where you can scream and people will actually respond to you. It's good to appreciate your friends :^)
 
Thomas will die leaving no lasting legacy.
MasterDisaster said:
Tom is going to spend all of his Jew inheritance on nonsense and be broke before the end of this year...and I appreciate that.
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Before the end of the year? Thomas said he only has a few thousand left. I give it until the end of February max.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
That's just the dead uncle bucks, he gets the dead mom bucks in the next few months, however that is going to be all tangled up in mutual funds and 401ks instead of a flat check.
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Tom already said he's trying to cash it all out as soon as he can. He's so retarded with his money and I really appreciate that; deliberately fucking himself over for our entertainment is always something to look forward to.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Tom already said he's trying to cash it all out as soon as he can. He's so retarded with his money and I really appreciate that; deliberately fucking himself over for our entertainment is always something to look forward to.
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He's so dumb if he won the lottery he'd be broke again in months.
 
AnOminous said:
He's so dumb if he won the lottery he'd be broke again in months.
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I can't help but get the notion that Tom's brain is stuck idling in the 80's. Since he's been unemployed for decades, eats garbage and subsides on government aid the outside world kept inflating; I'm not saying he's oblivious that things cost more...his eyes are just bigger than his plate.
When he was a young boy fighting off roving bands of rapists that couldn't resist him something like twenty grand was rich as fuck. You could buy a new car off a lot and make a down payment on a house and still have shit left over to blow.
My prediction? Tom'll cash out whatever he can without disclosing his none cash inheritance to the IRS, invest it all in dead end endeavors like shitty businesses and his hippy La Zorra just to get fined more than he was ever given. Then he'll bail like he did in Texas and move to another state.
 
I appreciate Tom's personal commitment to reduce overpopulation and his life long commitment to not dipping his toes in the gene pool
 
I appreciate that Tom was given so many physical red flags by mother nature. Healthy living things will flee from the sight of him, and thereby avoid being raped and/or cooked on his filthy stovetop.

Thank you, evolution.
 
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took you long enough lol
 
Thumb Butler said:
What is Tommie spending all her money on?
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So far emeralds, silver, a PT Cruiser, someone's mortgage, various equipment for grifters who ask, random strangers bills to "network", tickets to a live music show he didn't attend, a makeover he hasn't gotten yet, and large amounts of other various stones he plans on cutting and moving/selling as jewelry.

He plans on acquiring a lapidary show (Rapa River), land, shipping containers to turn into offices, hiring lawyers to legitimize his "company" and starting a grass roots commune for exploiting fellow "artists" in exchange for fictional shares in said non-existent company. Oh, and starting a lapidary tourism industry in Africa to teach the niggers how to do it properly.

I think I got it all?
 
@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, I appreciate your posts because they are pure comedy. From horrifying life stories to random insults at everybody on the Farms, I appreciate the endless lulz you provide.

You might have me blocked because I kept calling you out on being a pedophile and a dog rapist. I hope you forgive me and unblock me, because I still want to spend my free time taunting you. I can't say that about any other lolcow because they don't confront anybody like you do.

Hope you are having a nice life! Please come back and see us!
- Boom Boss
 
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
So far emeralds, silver, a PT Cruiser, someone's mortgage, various equipment for grifters who ask, random strangers bills to "network", tickets to a live music show he didn't attend, a makeover he hasn't gotten yet, and large amounts of other various stones he plans on cutting and moving/selling as jewelry.

He plans on acquiring a lapidary show (Rapa River), land, shipping containers to turn into offices, hiring lawyers to legitimize his "company" and starting a grass roots commune for exploiting fellow "artists" in exchange for fictional shares in said non-existent company. Oh, and starting a lapidary tourism industry in Africa to teach the niggers how to do it properly.

I think I got it all
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You forgot about his hemp farm and how he's going to make fuel and electronics out of hemp.
 
For some reason these people always feel entitled to control the way other people address them, but no one is entitled to control other people's mouths. You can call anyone whatever you want at any time. You can call him Grandpa Feel 'em Up, Doggy Diddler, Uncle Scumbum, Sweaty Stinkfinger, Child Fucker... whatever you feel like. Same with anyone else. If you're walking down the street and say, "Hey, asshole!" to someone, for the purposes of that conversation their name is "asshole" because that's what you chose to call them. Just because they say, "Actually, my name is Galaxia and my pronouns are xe/xer," that doesn't mean anyone has to give a shit. Likewise, he can call me whatever recycled schizophrenic insult he wants and I won't do anything to stop him because I know better than to value the opinion of random strangers. Especially pedophile dogfuckers.

(I appreciate how easy it was to come up with so many names for him...)
 
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