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- Feb 3, 2013
I found one of these in the freezer today.
I haven't eaten all day, so you'd think, "hey, that looks pretty appetizing to a hungry man," but let's not forget the fact that these things come out looking like this:
Yeah, they're not the greatest things in the world, and the potatoes are just awful, like, almost inedible. So I put it to myself this way: I eat fast food on occasion, and there's no doubt that the stuff they make there would be any better than what I'm about to do. Yes, you can see where this is going now. In my kitchen, I have hamburger buns, lettuce, pickles, jalapeños, and mustard. Unfortunately, I had no idea what the hell to do with the potatoes... so I sort of trashed them. That aside, I made what looked no different from a very tiny burger from Whataburger. Only the meat was terrifyingly soft and not salty.
Ingenuity:1 Fast Food Industry:0
Thankfully, I didn't take a picture. As you can imagine, that cheese was all over the fucking place.

I haven't eaten all day, so you'd think, "hey, that looks pretty appetizing to a hungry man," but let's not forget the fact that these things come out looking like this:

Yeah, they're not the greatest things in the world, and the potatoes are just awful, like, almost inedible. So I put it to myself this way: I eat fast food on occasion, and there's no doubt that the stuff they make there would be any better than what I'm about to do. Yes, you can see where this is going now. In my kitchen, I have hamburger buns, lettuce, pickles, jalapeños, and mustard. Unfortunately, I had no idea what the hell to do with the potatoes... so I sort of trashed them. That aside, I made what looked no different from a very tiny burger from Whataburger. Only the meat was terrifyingly soft and not salty.
Ingenuity:1 Fast Food Industry:0
Thankfully, I didn't take a picture. As you can imagine, that cheese was all over the fucking place.