The Thread About Food for Eating Returns (Again)

I found one of these in the freezer today.

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I haven't eaten all day, so you'd think, "hey, that looks pretty appetizing to a hungry man," but let's not forget the fact that these things come out looking like this:

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Yeah, they're not the greatest things in the world, and the potatoes are just awful, like, almost inedible. So I put it to myself this way: I eat fast food on occasion, and there's no doubt that the stuff they make there would be any better than what I'm about to do. Yes, you can see where this is going now. In my kitchen, I have hamburger buns, lettuce, pickles, jalapeños, and mustard. Unfortunately, I had no idea what the hell to do with the potatoes... so I sort of trashed them. That aside, I made what looked no different from a very tiny burger from Whataburger. Only the meat was terrifyingly soft and not salty.

Ingenuity:1 Fast Food Industry:0

Thankfully, I didn't take a picture. As you can imagine, that cheese was all over the fucking place.
 
It looks like the patty is slowly turning into a puddle
 
The Hungry-Man looks gross, but Chris-chan would disagree.

7-Eleven Fresh To Go sausage/egg/cheese croissant and English muffin sandwiches are good and are cheap too, the sausage patty looks gross but actually tastes as good as a reputable but cheap brand like Fletcher's or Smithfield. One of those, a banana and a quart of Snapple peach tea makes my midnight breakfast today, the 7-Eleven is close enough yet far enough to listen to an average-length Frank Zappa song on the way to and from and is always open.
 
My mom went overboard buying nutrigrain bars (she's elderly and thought she wanted them for breakfast every morning, suffice to say I don't think she's touched one in a while), and I want to eat them in massive quantities so bad because I loved them in my old binge eating days. But now that I have to watch my sugar they are unavailable to me and it makes me sad.
 
we're having a nach/ice cream party here at work because we've all been working doubles or more. kind of a teambuilding "please don't quit" sort of shindig
 
Matador beef jerky, Turkey Hill peach iced tea and a banana. Would have bought a pound or so of freshly made hickory-smoked muscle-cut jerky at the butcher shop on my way out here (I'm housesitting out in bumfuck nowhere near where the two major rivers in the Eugene area intersect, on my old IP and connection since there is no wi-fi here, and I had to settle for reconstituted downer beef Matador jerky when I picked up vittles and libations on my way in)
 
I tasted yellow raspberries today. They taste just like the regular red ones.
 
My brother got me an Arizona can of lemonade

Never had one out of those cans, underestimated the size of the opening

Lemonade UP THE NOSE
 
Niachu said:
My brother got me an Arizona can of lemonade

Never had one out of those cans, underestimated the size of the opening

Lemonade UP THE NOSE
Hahaha, scrub.

*pours entire can of Arizona sweet tea down his throat* *grows beard*

How does it feel knowing you'll never be cool?
 
The feeling of brewing my own tea not suffocated by artificial sweeteners is a tad better.
 
The Hunter said:
Niachu said:
The feeling of brewing my own tea not suffocated by artificial sweeteners is a tad better.
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Look u little shit...

Just the response I'd expect from a brain decayed from HFCS. I'll stick to my natural and hearty black tea as well as my clean-shaven face, thank you.
 
My favorite foods at the moment are raw honey and skinny pop popcorn.
 
Niachu said:
The Hunter said:
Niachu said:
The feeling of brewing my own tea not suffocated by artificial sweeteners is a tad better.
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Look u little shit...

Just the response I'd expect from a brain decayed from HFCS. I'll stick to my natural and hearty black tea as well as my clean-shaven face, thank you.
You say that as if I've never brewed my own tea before.

And I thought you hippies were the ones that favored HFCS and artificial sweeteners because, "too much sugar will rot your teeth out! Tradition bad! Science good!"
 
On the morrow I have been conscripted to create a camembert en croute with cranberries and a bigass loaf of sourdough bread. All so that my roomate can pass it off as his own work and impress his ex gf, because i owe him for accidentally splitting them up in the first place.

God I cant wait till my friends piss off back home and let me drink myself to insanity in peace
 
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