The thread where I judge your shit waifus

[Ass eating cunt]

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Ignore those two chumps on the far right, they're not even actual characters

Note: unfortunately I haven't watched all of Golden Wind. But for their ratings:
Nero: 9/10, goody goth boy with a dope ass stand to boot
Prosciutto: 6/10, the most mafia guy in the mafia arc and the one with a fucked up ageing stand as well
Pesci: 3/10, yeah he's a cool character but fuck he is hideous
Melone: 7.5/10, freaky degenerate with a cool design
Ghiaccio: 6/10, hot tempered with an unique icy stand certainly makes him stand out quite a bit
Formaggio: 7/10, he's pretty cool despite having a bland design, as well relatively boring stand
Illuso: 5.5/10, despite not being all that, I've got a soft spot for hot heads.

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Couldn't find shit about her unfortunately, but based on looks and description alone she's a good 6.5/10

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I'm saving up to buy her.

She's pretty bland looking, that or I don't know shit about sex dolls, so I'll give her a 6/10 cause she's not bad for a sex doll

 

[Baseton Repillé]

 

[Ass eating cunt]

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Judge him.

Idk who this dude is but he seems like a cool guy, 7.5/10

Spoiler

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Spoiler: Honorable Mention

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Alita is a 10/10 waifu
Idk who the halo character is, but that ass is definitely 8/10 worthy

Here my favorite
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I don't like the look of this Miku, she's too Loli like. I unfortunately have to give her a 2/10 for this

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Such a pretty woman in a unique art style. 7.5/10, wish I knew more about her

 

[Ciscoipphone]

 

[Distant Stare]

Alita is a 10/10 waifu
Idk who the halo character is, but that ass is definitely 8/10 worthy

based and red pilled. She is the one true waifu

Naomi-010 is from the books. She is the only SPARTAN-II to meet her father, Staffan Sentzke, an insurrection terrorist in the books. The butt comment in the picture is cannon

 

[Ass eating cunt]

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1/10, literally nothing redeeming about her

 

[Dialtone]

Spoiler: I DARE YOU

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Okay OP, now share your thoughts on these demonic individuals

Spoiler

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Spoiler: I DARE YOU

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I'm not opening that shit/10

Okay OP, now share your thoughts on these demonic individuals

Spoiler

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Guy on top is the most appealing, so he's a 8/10
The rest are all hideous, but in a charming way.
Starting with the TV guy, 4/10. Pretty generic all things considered
Spider pimp actually has a cool design, so he gets a 7/10
Nothing about the prince is appealing in any way, 3/10
Last dude is bland and hideous, 0/10

 

[Vlinny-kun]

I was going to do a shitpost, but my idea was already taken. So I'm curious as to what your thoughts are on the following. u fuckin furry fag

Spoiler: *An assortment of waifus

disregard age

*Note. None of these are mine. I think it's quite obvious who I fall head-over-heels over.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Who is best girl and why is she Ms Potts?

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I was going to do a shitpost, but my idea was already taken. So I'm curious as to what your thoughts are on the following. u fuckin furry fag

Spoiler: An assortment of waifus

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disregard age

1. She looks kinda creepy, but in a cute way that it stops being creepy altogether, 7.5/10
2. Looks cool, but a bit bland. 6/10
3. Kinda overdesigned in places but doesn't hurt to look at her. Like a fusion of that samurai pizza cats show and Gundam, 7/10
4. Pretty great character in an amazing game, as a waifu she's a 6.5/10

 

[Distant Stare]

Okay OP, now share your thoughts on these demonic individuals

Spoiler

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Fuck spider niggers. Charlie is the only non-faggot choice you could have chosen

 

[cuÞbert]

My queen

The royal harem

Spoiler: here

 

[Brain.exe]

Frida...

 

[IceCreamForCrow]

Judge me. Beefheart is king

 

[Monolith]

Such a pretty woman in a unique art style. 7.5/10, wish I knew more about her

That would be Charlotte from Berserk. She was indirectly responsible for when Griffith famously did nothing wrong.

 

[Paul Barker!]

David yow, the guy they got touring with flipper. Not enough clear photos of his nuts on google.

 

[Lemon Bread]

Go ahead, OP.

Spoiler: SHAME

Go watch UKSRT if you see this, chump.

Spoiler: Sagalevich

Spoiler: Bonus: Geno

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

not Krystal