The thread where I judge your shit waifus

[Ass eating cunt]

Who is best girl and why is she Ms Potts?
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8/10, imagine sticking your dick in her tea hole

My queen

The royal harem

Spoiler: here

1. As you remember her ass alone gives her a 9/10 rating
2. Looks like one of those 80's action heroine's from when they were actually good
3. I heard great things about hotline Miami, and she looks like a good 7/10 for me
4. Nature girls are pretty underrated, I'd personally give her a 7/10 as well

Frida...
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Again real person, but her true and honest rating is 8/10. Great artist that'll never be forgotten

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I want to buy all her girl scout cookies and then take her to the Hot Topic

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Judge me. Beefheart is king
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Looks like a creative individual (in a good way, not a chris-chan way) and made some great music as well, he gets a 9/10 rating

 

[scringleton]

Hyuga from Kancolle. I like plain girls.

 

[A Grey Cat]

She's a great cook, keeps a cozy home with a roaring fire and a soft bed. And just wants someone to keep her company and to replace the love of her dead son.


Too bad she's a goat. People think I'm either a furry or a goat fucking Arab for having toriel as a waifu.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

David yow, the guy they got touring with flipper. Not enough clear photos of his nuts on google.
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David yow, the guy they got touring with flipper. Not enough clear photos of his nuts on google.
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He looks wise and based, 8/10

Go ahead, OP.

Spoiler: SHAME

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Go watch UKSRT if you see this, chump.

Spoiler: Sagalevich

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Spoiler: Bonus: Geno

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1. I'm not a fan of her design in a sexual way, but I love her style. 7/10
2. I'm not really feeling her design either, and her style isn't that distinct as well. 5/10
3. 6/10 I hate to break it to you but everyone who likes geno is now considered a numale due to smash. Sorry but I do not make the rules, still a great character

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not Krystal

8/10, shame that we'll never see her ever again due to Nintendo's continued endeavor to butt fuck all of star fox's potential

I want to buy all her girl scout cookies and then take her to the Hot Topic

0/10 you basically wanna bang a corpse do you

Hyuga from Kancolle. I like plain girls.
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Plain girls get plain ratings, 5/10. Who even comes up with ideas for these humanized machine school girl games and anime?

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She's a great cook, keeps a cozy home with a roaring fire and a soft bed. And just wants someone to keep her company and to replace the love of her dead son.


Too bad she's a goat. People think I'm either a furry or a goat fucking Arab for having toriel as a waifu.

10/10, a truly tragic yet wonderfully cheerful character in a surprisingly great game. Only gripe is that she hates her husband just for trying to help his people escape the underground

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

0/10 you basically wanna bang a corpse do you

...yes? Imma swaddle her and feed her a rice cake

 

[A Grey Cat]

He looks wise and based, 8/10


1. I'm not a fan of her design in a sexual way, but I love her style. 7/10
2. I'm not really feeling her design either, and her style isn't that distinct as well. 5/10
3. 6/10 I hate to break it to you but everyone who likes geno is now considered a numale due to smash. Sorry but I do not make the rules, still a great character


8/10, shame that we'll never see her ever again due to Nintendo's continued endeavor to butt fuck all of star fox's potential


0/10 you basically wanna bang a corpse do you


Plain girls get plain ratings, 5/10. Who even comes up with ideas for these humanized machine school girl games and anime?


10/10, a truly tragic yet wonderfully cheerful character in a surprisingly great game. Only gripe is that she hates her husband just for trying to help his people escape the underground

You know it's funny. People often choose big titted air heads for waifus. I have nothing against that it's just waifu while not the actual word in Japanese for wife ( it's tsuma/sai) is well... A slang term for wife. Toriel is probably the only waif who fits the idea of an actual wife....cause atone point she was one.


Anyway you don't have to judge this one if you don't want too since it more an honorable mention, but speaking of undertale

The other waifu thread said if you like het you must be ten but... Come one like Tori she's a good cook (baker but still) and I'd bet she'd make a great host at formal affairs. Not to mention the girl knows how to make money and do business. The only turn off is the whole spider thing. As far as monster girls go she's definitely better than most

 

[Witthel]

Commence Judgement.

Spoiler

I like muscular and brown girls.

I find animal girls to be cute and the fact they're triplets is appealing.

Same point as above and I like her personality.

 

[Distant Stare]

Rei > Misato > Asuka

Asuka is an annoying bitch with no redeeming qualities. Her legions of autistic idle worshipers are mentally ill submissive beta males who lust after being dominated

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

 

[Aria]

 

[Token Weeaboo]

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Commence Judgement.

Spoiler

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I like muscular and brown girls.
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I find animal girls to be cute and the fact they're twins is appealing.
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Same point as above and I like her personality.

1. Rumi is a great design and character, waifus like her are probably the reason why mha has such a large following. 8/10
2. Idk who these girls are but they're pretty bland not gonna lie, 6/10
3. I been meaning to look in darkstalkers for a long time, mostly for great girls like Felicia, 7.5/10

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10/10, what they did to him in ultimate was a travesty

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Looks good enough for her to step on me, 8/10

 

[Meat Target]

Kay from Girls und Panzer
>blonde
>blue eyes
>Murican
>can eat half a burger in one chomp
>plays by the rules
>boisterous and abrasive, but genuinely sweet and a good person.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

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All things considered these two don't look that unique, and those swimsuits are very wonky as well and lead all focus to them instead the titties. However they are pretty smexy so they'll both get a 7.5/10 rating

Kay from Girls und Panzer
>blonde
>blue eyes
>Murican
>can eat half a burger in one chomp
>plays by the rules
>boisterous and abrasive, but genuinely sweet and a good person.
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11/10 why can't we have more based girls like her in anime. Maybe to make the male protagonist seem more manly, as well the degenerate otaku viewers. Makes me sick

 

[Crocketron]

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

This if I ever stop being racist and straight

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Not all of my waifus are furries

Spoiler

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not Krystal

Trying to steal my waifu from me. Shame on you!