The thread where we act and posts like Pajeets and Muslims - Designated Halal Street

[Mac Monster]

Helo can i move into partmentt with butiful wive and 20 children? Alsoo cam i habe smaller condom dis one is too big for me.

 

[斯尼 德之王]

Tenk u com again

 

[Dysnomia]

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[teriyakiburns]

fuck you bloody sar! bloody fuck you! fuck bloody fuck!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Western infidel!
*Blows up thread*

 

[Judge Holden]

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Send me pics of your boobs!

 

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

I think your pussy was stink!

 

[GratsTheat783]

you should know why i became muslim. it was after boston bombings, i was raised catholic but never really cared about the bible. when the accusations of muslims doing the boston bombings came out, i read the q'uran and when i read, it was the most beautiful thing.i think you should try rreading it before saying about islam.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Bich, why you ignore me? I fuck you bloody. I have tesla, rolex, glenfiddich. Do not look away.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Bitch lasagna

 

[Anti Snigger]

I had an epiphany about pajeet grammar a few days ago. The reason they speak in such a goofy was is because they only have a vague notion of what words actually mean.
This has helped me improve my pajeet impression significantly, as instead of trying to replicate some ruleset with how they speak, I just blurt out random words vaguely in line with the message and it's far better
BLOODY BITCH WHORE GIVE FUCK

 

[Dufe]

BLODDY BITCH BASTORD!

 

[Danann]

EAT MY HOLY SHIT!