The thread where we act like Reddit

[Product Placement]

Why am I getting downvoted you transphobes!!!!

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

@Roxanne Wolf Thanks for the Green kind internet stranger

Oh my goddess gracious! Thank YOU kind gentlesir for being the life support MY subreddit so graciously deserves!

Who would have thought so many furred individuals from k/furry would have such a piqued interest in the art of furry literature? My sheeplike friend, your woolsworth of posts about A never ending space adventure of humans and furry races deserves all the kiwi green k/420 has to offer!

I would also like to thank @Strange Looking Dog for spreading oodles of Kiwi Glomp!

 

[Chao Garden]

Oh you sweet summer child...............sweetie.............honey..................

 

[Foghotten]

[Deleted]

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

*waves shyly* hi girls! I was wondering if you would welcome a fellow sister (mtf, 57) into your uterus problem sub

Edit: WOW, I had no idea this place was full of TERFS. I’m sorry you feel like just because I wasn’t born with a uterus, you’d be so hostile

Edit 2: thanks mods transphobia is such an issue in Reddit. I’m so glad you understand how important inclusivity is

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Ermmm, check out this friggin blursed doggo I found. Press F to pet the heckin wholesome pupperino.

 

[Pissmaster]

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[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I know its an unpopular opinion but i have to say it anyways. I think being evil is bad. Yes. I don't care who gets mad. Just be a nice decent human being??? Its not hard!

Also nazis are bad, there, i said it!


Edit: wow, didn't expect this to blow up.

Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit 3: Hey guys, i am an neurodivergent trans species disabled activist sex worker. Here's my Ko-fi if you want to help me moving out of my trump white supremacist narc parent's household and join my polycule. Kofi/ FurryBigTiddyScatFendomGodesss666

Edit 4: to all the incel chuds out there trying to doxx my diaper cub art account, go to therapy. Yikes!

r/unpopularopinions:

“I know this is a hot take, but I think trans women should be considered women.”

“I fucking hate Trump and wish he would kill himself.”

“Ignoring people is bad.”

“Being married to your high school sweetheart is a bad thing.”

“Being married is bad.”

“Religion is bad.”

“I think polyamory should be more normalized.”

“Timothée Chalamet is overrated”

“Teenagers should be considered adults.”

“Extroverts suck”

“Body hair isn’t that gross”

And hundreds of millions of other milquestoast fucking unpopular opinions imaginable.

 

[Monolith]

Monolith - 51 points 12 minutes ago

N

Bardfinn - [I DID NOT BEAT MY WIFE] -35 points 10 minutes ago

Alright, listen up, folks. We need to have a serious talk about the letter "N." Yes, you heard me right, the letter "N." Now, I know what you're thinking, "What's wrong with the letter 'N'? It's just a harmless letter in the alphabet, right?" Wrong! Dead wrong!
Let me break it down for you. Posting the letter "N" all by itself is not as innocent as it seems. Oh no, it's far from it. It's a covert right-wing dog-whistle, a subtle signal meant to rally the troops of hate and bigotry. You see, those who use it know exactly what they're doing. They're trying to spread their toxic ideology under the guise of harmless keyboard strokes.
But we won't stand for it. No, sir! As powermods of Reddit, it is our duty to protect this platform from such insidious behavior. We've seen this tactic before, and we're not going to let it slide. So consider this your warning: one more "N" and you're outta here!
But wait, there's more. Oh yes, there's a way for you to redeem yourself. You see, we're not just about punishment; we're also about education. So here's the deal: you're going to write a ten thousand word essay about the historical oppression of Reddit jannies. That's right, I'm talking about jansphobia.
For too long, the hard-working jannies of Reddit have been mocked, belittled, and mistreated. It's time for that to end. And you, dear user, are going to be part of the solution. You're going to delve deep into the annals of Reddit history and shine a light on the struggles faced by our beloved jannies.
So get to writing, because your fate hangs in the balance. And remember, next time you think about posting that letter "N," think again. We're watching, and we won't hesitate to bring down the ban hammer.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

You don't need a special thread to act like Reddit faggots. Faggots on here act like they are on Reddit all the time. Just look at how the upvote and downvote system was and still is abused. They are so addicted to Reddit tier faggotry they just can't stop.

Could be worse.






Could you imagine






Reddit Spacing????

 

[ChromaQuack]

*waves shyly* hi girls! I was wondering if you would welcome a fellow sister (mtf, 57) into your uterus problem sub

Edit: WOW, I had no idea this place was full of TERFS. I’m sorry you feel like just because I wasn’t born with a uterus, you’d be so hostile

Edit 2: thanks mods transphobia is such an issue in Reddit. I’m so glad you understand how important inclusivity is

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a trashcan to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose reaction score on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Kiwi Farms. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Kiwi Farms! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, retard.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

[Asks question]
Just google it
have you heard of google?
wow, just google this
how dumb can you be to not use google
google is a thing

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

You're all retarded.

[banned for incivility]

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

*Glomps the kind stranger*

 

[Grub]

Hey r/LifeAdvice. So my wife told me the other day her boyfriend's going to be moving in. First of all I'm super excited they're taking the next step in their relationship. Naturally, her and Tyrone will be sharing the bed but I'm wondering would I be pushing boundaries if I asked them to sleep on the floor in the bedroom or should I just grab a pillow and a blanket from the spare linen cupboard and sleep on the couch?

Edit: Thanks for all the advice y'all. I didn't realize this post would get so much attention. Thanks to u/cuckgobbler for pointing out that they probably want some alone time. I think I'll take your advice and just book a hotel room for the weekend he gets there.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Should I (22 F) be worried that my husband (55 M) has been kidnapping teenagers and skinning them?

That's probably just his coping mechanism, sounds like he has a lot of trauma. Instead of making ableist assumptions about how he should act, try to support him by letting him deal with things in his own way. [200 upvotes]

Uh, YIKES! Skinning teenagers is wrong, RED FLAG! DIVORCE HIM IMMEDIATELY! [-32 upvotes]

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I just negrated your post with a Mad at the Internet sticker.

FAQ​

What does this mean?​

The amount of Reaction score (points) on your comment and KiwiFarms account has decreased by three.

Why did you do this?​

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral rating. These include, but are not limited to:

• You done a faggotry
• You done a shit opsec
• You done a socking
  
  

Negrating is my weapon of justice, and the MATI sticker is my bullet. Pow.

Am I banned from the Kiwi Farms?​

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional MATI negrate, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a negrate. Can you un-negrate it?​

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a negrate. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to KiwiFarms PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of negrate appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?​

Accept the negrate and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on KiwiFarms.net. I will continue to issue negrates until you improve your conduct. Remember: KiwiFarms is privilege, not a right.

 

[Justtocheck]

*Jumps into r/Sinkpissers

Hello guys! I think I found my people ! My wife found out yesterday and she's really mad at me.

 

[Two Hands]

You don't need a special thread to act like Reddit faggots. Faggots on here act like they are on Reddit all the time. Just look at how the upvote and downvote system was and still is abused. They are so addicted to Reddit tier faggotry they just can't stop.

This is your final warning. Stand the fuck down.

I'm a top mod over at Reddit, I am also apart of the r/news mod team as well and we've been in serious discussions with site admins over closing the sub temporarily to all unverified accounts, all because a certain group of incel homophobes (You) think it's funny that this website is one big circlejerk and can't keep your disgusting bigoted opinions to yourself. It's sickening. I've had it. We've had enough.

This is your LAST and FINAL warning.

Brigade tomorrows thread and I personally will make sure each and everyone of you are banned from EVERY social media site that isn't Reddit. I have contacts with the most powerful top power mods from each website including Facebook and I will personally match every one of your troll posts to your IP and make sure that the only place you can ever post your shitty ignorant opinions is here in this polluted dumpster called 4chan.

Actually, we even have people in play here on this website. What, you really think we'd just let you ignorant trolls run free? If you want to keep any posting privileges on the internet, you will back the fuck off and stop shitting up our corner of the internet. We work hard to make it palatable to normal people, not sick pyscho fucks like you.

Never forget we allow this website to exist as a means of containing you ignorant fucks. It's for your own good. So stay the fuck in your own corner of the landfill and don't ever pull the shit you pulled today again. That is not okay and it never will be. Fucking grow the fuck up.