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Look at this hecking wholesome Nidorino
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woah, can you try not to be a racist incel please?

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.
Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
 
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IATA for punching my fat black disabled trans elderly homeless neighbor in the face?

I (M60) recently relocated to a heckin good suburb and bought a mansion with my hot girlfriend Miku (F17) that I totally have sex with. The problem arose when Homeless Hag (F52) broke into our childfree Star Wars backyard wedding wearing a white dress. Security attempted to escort her off of the premises, but not before she claimed we were having an affair. She was working with my evil MIL (F82) to sabotage our wedding! That's when I revealed to everyone that Miku and I were poly and Homeless Hag was a unit in our polycule. MIL threw a fit and yelled in front of everyone that we're unholy and tried to call the police. We went to court the same day and won. In the parking lot, Homeless Hag tried to steal my Bugatti. I punched her in the face and then my family started calling me back to back to tell me I was wrong for what I did.

IATA?
 
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WIBTA to throw my pregnant GF into the streets immediately

I (37, M) and my gf (20, F) are expecting a baby in May. We have been having problems lately as she keeps asking for prenatal medical care which is a strain on my finances. She also doesn't cook and clean every minute she is awake and keeps taking shots at the hundreds of dollars of MY money I spend on weed and beer. I have told her several times that I will not tolerate her disrespect as I work very hard 20 hours a week at the gas station to provide for her.
Last night she was complaining about false contractions and distracting me when I was trying to concentrate on gaming. I know from my internet research that this means she was thinking of cucking me with another man. I am so angry with this disrespect that I am thinking of throwing her out of my mom's basement immediately. She can't even prove it is my baby and I won't raise another man's child. She cries about not being able to get a prenatal DNA but I think this is just BPD emotional manipulation. WIBTA to make her immediately homeless and block her on phone and social media forever
 
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Uh hello i gonna stay here for some time BUT i am a trans boy and i want to ask if queer people are welcome
 
Lol a trumpist coming out of the woodworks to spew hateful shit. President Harris does NOT flay Latinx children to wear their skin. You're truly a sad little person. Mods?

edit: smh good riddance lol

edit 2: thanks for the gold also FUCK TRUMP ACAB DEATH TO ALL FASCISTS
 
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