The Top-N Lists - A little game of smart-ass comments

Top N Categories They Should Have At the Oscars...

1) The Tryhard Virtue Signal Speech Award
2) The Dolly Parton Award of Keeping Your Cool Around Hollywood Virtue Signalers
3) Most Convincing Potrayal of an Exceptional Individual
4) Best Fight Scene
5) The Remake/Reboot that Shit on the Original Material the Most
 
8 ) Best Piece of Fluff that Was Only Hired For their Looks
9) Worst Diversity Hire
 
The Top N Signs Your Entertainment Career Is In the Toilet...

1) Infomercials laugh at you when you try to audition for them.
2) Donald Trump won't even mention you on his Twitter (opps, that's already happened)
 
Top N Signs That You're Gay...

1) You make and participate in Top N Lists.
2) Librace comes to your house with a boquet of flowers.
3) If you're a guy, your dick tastes like shit.
4) If you're a girl, your strapon tastes like cunt.
 
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