The Top-N Lists - A little game of smart-ass comments

[heymate]

6) “I’m sorry, Mom and Dad. I guess I got too carried away again. Don’t worry, I’ll clean up the mess. [starts vacuuming]”

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

7) “Mom, dad, the swastika is calling us. The sacred and ancient symbol of our race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against us. And we are left there helpless. Well, what are we going to do about it, Mighty Whiteys? Just sit there? Of course not! We are going to join The American Socialist White Peoples' Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like us!”

 

[Ballo]

8. Mom whatever you do dont look in the basement

 

[Hummingbird]

The Top 51st Way to Leave Your Lover... (link to song.)

1) Go sleep with her dad, Brad.
2) Drown her pet, Chet.
3) Just use a shiv, Viv.

 

[Pina Colada]

4) Hang her from a crane, Lane.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Blame 9-11 on the Jews, Lou.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Chop her up in your truck, Chuck.

 

[Hummingbird]

7) Wreck the brakes on her car, Jafar.

 

[Clown Baby]

8. Beat her with a Rake, Drake

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

9) tell her you’re a nazi, hotzie.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

10) beat the shit out of her, amber

 

[Hummingbird]

Top N Additions to "I Am the Terror That Flaps in the Night..."

1) "I am the Chad that cucks the forces of evil."
2) "I am the show that was canceled before it's time."
3) "I am the fetus that villiany tried to abort."

 

[Syaoran Li]

4. I am the Christmas train that runs over despair

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

5. I am the beast that beats his meats.

 

[Hummingbird]

6) I am the shitlord that calls you the wrong pronouns.
7) I am the flat tire on the "truck of peace".

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

8(?)) I am the demon that fills you with semen

 

[Hummingbird]

9) I am the whiny-voiced chatterbox in your company carpool.

 

[Hummingbird]

Top N Uses For Marshmellow Peeps...

1) Put them on the back of your jammies to make a peep-peep latch.
2) Eat'em, stupid.
3) Insert sex-related joke here.
4) Wait till they get stale and throw them at children.
5) Give a pair to Stevie Wonder so he can have a new set of peepers.

 

[Hummingbird]

6) Put the "pee" in peeps by putting them on the ground and shitting them on public.
7) Record yourself sitting on them and post it on YouTube, someone is bound to get off on it.

 

[Pina Colada]

8. Set them up in a public restroom and make them “Peep”ing Toms.