The Top-N Lists - A little game of smart-ass comments

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7) “Mom, dad, the swastika is calling us. The sacred and ancient symbol of our race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against us. And we are left there helpless. Well, what are we going to do about it, Mighty Whiteys? Just sit there? Of course not! We are going to join The American Socialist White Peoples' Party. An organization of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like us!”
 
The Top 51st Way to Leave Your Lover... (link to song.)

1) Go sleep with her dad, Brad.
2) Drown her pet, Chet.
3) Just use a shiv, Viv.
 
Chop her up in your truck, Chuck.
 
6) I am the shitlord that calls you the wrong pronouns.
7) I am the flat tire on the "truck of peace".
 
Top N Uses For Marshmellow Peeps...

1) Put them on the back of your jammies to make a peep-peep latch.
2) Eat'em, stupid.
3) Insert sex-related joke here.
4) Wait till they get stale and throw them at children.
5) Give a pair to Stevie Wonder so he can have a new set of peepers.
 
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6) Put the "pee" in peeps by putting them on the ground and shitting them on public.
7) Record yourself sitting on them and post it on YouTube, someone is bound to get off on it.
 
8. Set them up in a public restroom and make them “Peep”ing Toms.
 
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