The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

Outcome?

  • Guilty of Murder

    Votes: 75 7.6%
  • Not Guilty of Murder (2nd/3rd), Guilty of Manslaughter

    Votes: 397 40.0%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 221 22.3%
  • Mistrial

    Votes: 299 30.1%

  • Total voters
    992
  • Poll closed .
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At this point, I expect Chauvin to be found guilty of murder simply because they've done everything in their power to let the jurors know that they will be fucked if they don't.

The jurors aren't being sequestored and they don't start deliberations until Monday, meaning they get to watch this entire week of protests.

Combined with the fact that the NYT has basically released all of their identifying information except for names and people have already been caught taking pictures of them.
 
This might be an old wives tale I heard a long time ago but doesn't water in glass fucking explode if boiled in the microwave too long? I recall watching this old ass youtube show years ago where they put a snowglobe in one and the microwave got fucked in seconds
Probably if it's in an enclosed container like a snowglobe, where the water vapor and heat can't escape.
 
At this point, I expect Chauvin to be found guilty of murder simply because they've done everything in their power to let the jurors know that they will be fucked if they don't.

The jurors aren't being sequestored and they don't start deliberations until Monday, meaning they get to watch this entire week of protests.

Combined with the fact that the NYT has basically released all of their identifying information except for names and people have already been caught taking pictures of them.
It's nice of the mob to help them make their mind up. Courts are racist anyway.
 
Somebody posted this on /pol,made me laugh.
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A bus filled with Indian elementary school students is hanging off the side of a cliff in Rajasthan. The only things keeping the bus from tumbling into the abyss are a vhs cassette with undeniable proof of Chauvin's innocence, and a pair of Amy Voss's used panties. If you only take one, either the cassette or the panties, there is a 50% chance the bus tips off the cliff. If you take both, 100%. If you take neither, the bus and the children are saved. What do you do? View attachment 2087638
Don’t want the panties but still taking both.
 
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