The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Celebrate Nite]

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https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/09/dmx-dead-dies-overdose-od-rapper/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/earl-dmx-simmons-memorial-thread.88401/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/rip-thread.680/post-8735715

 

[AnOminous]

Nah bro those are good for you according to the prosecution.

Hey cigarettes are great for 90% of people who smoke them. Remember, the who said this is the best witness the prosecution has put on.

 

[Gypsymagic]

yeah cos drugs don't affect your ability to sneed

also, look how close they are to understanding the defence's argument. They're subconsciously resisting it.
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Do redditors think Canadians have different biology than Americans?

 

[sperginity]

I wish I could be a doctor because it seems pretty easy. Just be like yeah "lol how can a knee kill a nigga? You for real? He had that much fent in him? Shittttt- Pay me now 80k for my expert review or whatever." and sadly it would be more legitimate than a bunch of experts I have seen at this trial so far.

Hell, in fact, I would just be like "Here is my master thesis on why knees are not that dangerous." and legit play blood fist over and over for the Jury.

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There is a pipeline from being a failed doctor to being a for-pay witness on hold for various law firms. Of course a successful doctor can start being a paid witness ethically if they simply want to work fewer hours in the latter portions of their career. Its easier and cheaper to hire a person who is full of shit, but they might make your case look like shit. You get what you pay for generally, though not everyone has a good defense attorney or can afford their own expert. The most infuriating example of the problems with this involve cases of "shaken baby syndrome". A whole book was written about the convictions overturned for shaken baby syndrome because the cases seemed to happen disproportionately where there were expert witnesses that gave that kind of testimony out easily (nebraska and utah).

wrt the chauvin case- The pulmonologist's testimony is going to be that it was breathing related, and a cardiologist would probably say heart disease, etc. To a man with a hammer everything looks like a nail. If a surgeon tells you that you need surgery and it isn't an emergency, it is wise to get a 2nd opinion for the exact same reason.

medical examiners are specially trained in autopsy as well as chain of command issues, regular (non-forensic) pathologists spend most of their working hours doing oversight on medical laboratory testing to make sure that the other doctors in the system are getting accurate results.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sing with me!

"It's Andrew Baker time!"

 

[Rykel22]

Do redditors think Canadians have different biology than Americans?

They probably think American cops have an extra 100 pounds of knee force due to racism.

 

[TLEN]

My arteries will be glowing after a few packs then

Go on...

 

[draggs]

Do redditors think Canadians have different biology than Americans?

Murican cops are barbaric savages while moose cops are gentle and civilized is what they're going for here

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Clearly it's because Canadians have helium in their knees which acts as a cushion for the prone position.
What a stupid, uppity bitch. Does she count as combative? I'd definitely like go a little Islamic and throw a shoe at her.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Nah bro those are good for you according to the prosecution.

Cigarettes are good for your health; they proved that seventy years ago.

The peple dying of lung cancer are just weakings.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

MuuMuu Bunnylips requested and found.​

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

The more I look at this man's hair, the more the bald patch on top of his head develops like a photo.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Do redditors think Canadians have different biology than Americans?

Well, they kinda do

 

[Merry]

This man literally dissected George Floyd

 

[Celebrate Nite]

LMAO Ok jurors take your lunch and then when you come back we will hear about how this doctor tore this dead guy apart including gory details

 

[Probably An Autist]

salt because reddit can't remember a big part of dr potato was that his lungs were compressed due to the prone position

 

[AnOminous]

Cigarettes are good for your health; they proved that seventy years ago.

The peple dying of lung cancer are just weakings.

Lmao "doctors." You can completely trust anyone with M.D. after their name.

Note: the Micronite filter was literally made out of asbestos. Not just any asbestos, but the absolutely most toxic and carcinogenic kind, blue asbestos.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

If you never seen someone get cut open in creative ways then you're missing out in life.

 

[Probably An Autist]

If you never seen someone get cut open in creative ways then you're missing out in life.

I've seen some very creative mexicans cutting people up.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

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salt because reddit can't remember a big part of dr potato was that his lungs were compressed due to the prone position

Jeeze louise the thirst is mightier every minute