The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Prince Vegeta]

That's the point that robocop becomes reality

I was thinking more Tank Police.

 

[Fishious Rend]

I like how they keep using the 9 year old girl's opinion like it somehow makes it seem like common sense. Kids definitely have an extremely clear world view and understanding of everything. Little monkey couldn't even point him out in the courtroom. She's clearly as sharp as they come though.

you didn't know shes actually a god who can see anything, she also knew that george floyd was jesus.

 

[Throwing Romans]

oh my god he's arguing it's a choke, jesus christ.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

you didn't know shes actually a god who can see anything, she also knew that george floyd was jesus.

the melancholy of dindu suzumiya

 

[Salubrious]

This is what I don't understand, this guy is blatantly and multiple times saying that he has unique insight to the motivations and secret beliefs of people. How can this be allowed?

I'll post the archive when the stream is over, but an expert witness judge on CourtTV basically said it would cause a mistrial in several other states.

 

[Neil]

This thread is a near mirror opposite of the reddit thread.
Reddit: cooming when the prosecution speaks, seething when the defense speaks
Here: cooming when the defense speaks, seething when the prosecution speaks

One thing I will also say is that Nelson has a promising career on Oneyplays with all these hypotheticals.

 

[Quiet Guy]

Knowing this trial..Trafalgar Law showed up and did it.

Room... Shambles.

 

[Without A Gout]

"George Floyd had a strong heart"

A heart that's double the normal size, has 90% blockage in multiple arteries, has a blood pressure that's incalculable on medical charts and was damaged by years of drug use is strong?

 

[pearlslam]

If they tried him federally dont they need a higher burden of proof?

No. It's the same standard, but they could possibly get a second bite at the apple (Chavin), which was the point to my posting earlier today.

 

[Throwing Romans]

"He died because Mr. Chauvin's heart was too small" oh jesus christ

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

"George Floyd had a strong heart"

A heart that's double the normal size, has 90% blockage in multiple arteries, has a blood pressure that's incalculable on medical charts and was damaged by years of drug use is strong?

BBH.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

PG 11
here we go!

 

[Top Skink]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A FUCKING HILARIOUS CONCLUSION
kino fucking ending, Floyd's heart grew 3 sizes that day


god our country is fucked.

 

[Without A Gout]

"The reason why George Floyd is dead is because Mr. Chauvin's heart is too small".

claps in Reddit

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Bruh look at the event box on the front page and tell me that we have a justice system that isn’t influenced by the media.
Chauvin is fucked, either he’s catching a charge or he’s going to be targeted for the rest of his life like Kyle.

Forgive the off topic, but never forget. This is the difference political expediency makes.
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[kabbublor0r0]

"The reason Saint Floyd is dead is because Mr Chauvins heart is too small" I am going to get street heroin and kill myself

 

[LurkTrawl]

The sad part is this actually works really well on complete brainlets too.

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It's terrifying that such stupidity not only exists at all but is so prevalent in modern society.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury I would like to present to you this underage child

• Doctors will tell you I cannot have sex with this child because it will do irreparable damage to their body.​
• Psychiatrists will tell you I cannot have sex with this child because it will do irreparable damage to their psyche.
• My GP will tell you I cannot have sex with this child because my dick hasn't worked in years
• And my ex parole officer is currently approaching me as we speak

BUT

This underage child OW says LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKING FACIST, says, ow, SAYS IT WAS A FAIR EXCHAGE AND YOU DON'T NEED A DEGREE TO AGREE WITH THAT,

LEMME GO YOU FUCKERS I JUST HAD COVID I CANT BREATHE AAAAAHHHHHHH

 

[Rekkington]

"He died because Mr. Chauvin's heart was too small" oh jesus christ

How can a jury not just burst out laughing at this point? This unironically sounds like a high school stoner trying to sound poignant.

 

[Sammich]

How long did that dimwitted nigger take to come up with "IT'S NOT BECAUSE GF'S HEART WAS TOO BIG, IT WAS BECAUSE DEREK CHAUVIN'S HEART WAS TOO SMALL"

This fucking clown show bullshit