The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[TLEN]

Me and around 60 people in a few minutes:
https://imgur.com/gallery/GKElQJV

Chauvin is going to be acquitted because black jurors won't be able to read the instructions.
I sneed my case, your honor.

 

[Null]

let it be known that I picked the funniest option

 

[Rekkington]

I believe that's fake. https://apnews.com/article/derek-ch...s-04-20-2021-955a78df9a7a51835ad63afb8ce9b5c1

The media seems to be working overtime making sure all eyes are on the Jury and reminding everyone that they are the ones responsible for whatever happens.

 

[aussiejinjo]

betting actual $$ on jury verdicts is some of the dumbest shit around, way too unpredictable

 

[mr.moon1488]

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let it be known that I picked the funniest option

Lol not going to happen, but if it does the riots thread is going to be amazing tonight.

 

[Salubrious]

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let it be known that I picked the funniest option

I don't know why, but I feel like a mistrial would be funnier.

Maybe because, especially after the Maxine stuff, mistrial is now an "alt-right talking point."

 

[360NoTrope]

The jury knows Chauvin was willing to plead guilty to a murder charge and do a decade in federal prison at one point, right? Acquittal seems quite the hurdle.

 

[Tiggletown]

Where is the Full Acquittal + Promotion to police chief option?

I want to see this country burn.

 

[No Face]

Conflicting info coming out about whether telegraph is just clickbaiting by giving their video that title and resetting the countdown. At 1pm the timer jumped up to 1:15, so I guess we will see if this is nothingburger or if the media does have some kind of heads up about it.

 

[Random Autist]

I need some Full Nelson in my life. The wait is unbearable.

 

[Gehenna]

The jury knows Chauvin was willing to plead guilty to a murder charge and do a decade in federal prison at one point, right? Acquittal seems quite the hurdle.

They do not know this, proposed plea deals are forbidden from being brought up by the prosecution in case it biases the jury.

 

[Dyn]

Looks like a guilty verdict incoming and we can all rest a little easier knowing a murderer doesn't get to walk just because he had a badge.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Where is the Full Acquittal + Promotion to police chief option?

I want to see this country burn.

acquittal + Derek gets sent to black peoples houses to carry out gun confiscations.

 

[Gehenna]

Conflicting info coming out about whether telegraph is just clickbaiting by giving their video that title and resetting the countdown. At 1pm the timer jumped up to 1:15, so I guess we will see if this is nothingburger or if the media does have some kind of heads up about it.

I am willing to bet nothing burger since NO other news site is saying anything,

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Guilty of super murder

Mr. Chauvin, you are sentenced to mega-death on the count of super racism and genocide of all black people everywhere, FOREVER. Your execution will be your skin peeled off bit by bit while your eyelids are cut off. This is to avenge ALL your victims, such as Maya Angelo, George Floyd, Malcolm X, Yakub, DJ AM, Tupac, and countless others who suffered from your knee. May God have mercy on your soul, because we will give you none.

 

[Not Really Here]

Uhhhhh mistrialchads? I'm not feeling so good.
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Your choice is one that you get to wait months for, after the appeals court eventually takes a dump and rules.

 

[X Pac Heat]

The jury knows Chauvin was willing to plead guilty to a murder charge and do a decade in federal prison at one point, right? Acquittal seems quite the hurdle.

If you knew anything about how plea deals work you'd know that doesn't mean shit.

 

[Muttnik]

Remember to hug your mom, sniff flowers, and visit your local elderly. The world is about to become far less wholesome.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

The media seems to be working overtime making sure all eyes are on the Jury and reminding everyone that they are the ones responsible for whatever happens.

One day, the media will have to face the same music too. They're responsible for that mess as well.

 

[Tiggletown]

The jury knows Chauvin was willing to plead guilty to a murder charge and do a decade in federal prison at one point, right? Acquittal seems quite the hurdle.

Barr squashed that didn't he?

Wonder what Chauvins reasoning for that was.