The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[aussiejinjo]

its 3am here and this is keeping me up

 

[Vince McMahon]

Remember to hug your mom, sniff flowers, and visit your local elderly. The world is about to become far less wholesome.

It stopped being wholesome somewhere around 2012 BC. One cannot help but wonder.

 

[Salubrious]

It's funny to watch Twitter be mad that Chauvin even got a trial.

 

[JongleJingle]

Remember to hug your mom, sniff flowers, and visit your local elderly. The world is about to become far less wholesome.

Or hell, take a nice walk. Those always help to calm my nerves.

I bet my willy that Chauvin gets off from the murder, but gets hit with the manslaughter. Theres no way they won't hit him with SOMETHING. A full aquital would turn the city into some Left 4 Dead/Resident Evil 2/3 shit in 5 seconds flat.

 

[Top Skink]

>has the jury reached a verdict?
"yes your honor"
>what does the jury find?
"on all counts, we find the defendant CAN'T SNEED."

 

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Telegraph is clickbait, they keep moving it back 15 minutes.

Barr squashed that didn't he?

Wonder what Chauvins reasoning for that was.

He was probably offered a sweetheart deal to avoid the summer of love, but people like Barr WANTED the summer of love, so....

 

[A Long Slumber]

In a couple of years, there will be a "where were you when the verdict was announced?" question similar to 9/11.

I'll be proud to say that I was with my fellow shitposters & autists all along.

 

[M3xus]

Barr squashed that didn't he?

Wonder what Chauvins reasoning for that was.

Probably was trying to get heat off the PD.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

One day, the media will have to face the same music too. They're responsible for that mess as well.

Your optimism terrifies me. The peasants continue to protect their overlords.

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

Voted for manslaughter charge because nothing says Current Year America like a compromise that satisfies no one and accomplishes nothing.

 

[Rekkington]

The only correct answer to this is "Chauvin didn't kill Floyd, but he should have."

 

[Loosey Goosey]

Lmfao at the faggots doing school walkouts as a protest of rAyShuL iNeKwaLiTy. You're literally admitting that education is the enemy of all this racial disparity bullshit

 

[Meat Target]

I voted guilty on all counts. Not because I think Chauvin is guilty, but because I'm assuming Clown World always wins.

Keep your expectations at rock bottom, and you'll never be disappointed.

 

[Quixotic Man]

It's funny to watch Twitter be mad that Chauvin even got a trial.

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If there isn't at least one attempted lynching of a jury member in the case of anything less than 2nd degree murder, I am going to need a refund on my popcorn.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Voted for manslaughter charge because nothing says Current Year America like a compromise that satisfies no one and accomplishes nothing.

That's the funny thing. Even if he gets guilty on all counts, some other cop will pop some retard a week later and this shit will repeat. There will be riots - It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

 

[Rekkington]

Lmfao at the faggots doing school walkouts as a protest of rAyShuL iNeKwaLiTy. You're literally admitting that education is the enemy of all this racial disparity bullshit

Black kids skipping class isn't the revolution journalists seem to believe it is.

 

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The only correct answer to this is "Chauvin didn't kill Floyd, but he should have."

The world is a better place without George Floyd in it. Sadly, there aren't enough knees to save us.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Barr squashed that didn't he?

Wonder what Chauvins reasoning for that was.

Chauvin was probably thinking about his family. If he just agreed to the charges and went to prison there's a chance that BLM/Antifa thugs might leave his family alone.

 

[Gehenna]

Telegraph is clickbait, they keep moving it back 15 minutes.

He was probably offered a sweetheart deal to avoid the summer of love, but people like Barr WANTED the summer of love, so....

I don't think it's clickbait, I think they might be preemptively setting up the stream so they can get on it when the announcement actually DOES come.

 

[Tiggletown]

Probably was trying to get heat off the PD.

Rofl imagine doing 10 years in prison to keep the heat off your job.

I bet he got sat down and some high profile DA hit squad told him he would have zero chance of winning this and he got spooked.