The Unbearable Heaviness of Negativity

[New & Improved Username]

I don't believe there are 1,000,000 Americans 500lbs+. That's a dubious source of information. I'll certainly believe that 2/3 of Americans are overweight to obese but 500 takes a lot of effort. Lazy fats I would estimate to top out around 350.

 

[I never almost drownded]

Sorry, I couldn't read beyond the first few paragraphs. I don't come to KF to read long posts unless they're @L_I_F_T_E_D summaries.

Feel like this might be wrong place for this analysis. The Reddit sub loves this shit. Maybe try there if you can get through all the stupid memes and unrelated posts.

edit: that's not me saying to get your articulate butt off KF lol

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Or downhill.

Just to be on the safe side...

I have a tough time imagining AL managing to get the high ground without the help of a very large crane or some kind of voodoo magic.