THE VACATION HAS STARTED!!!! - 7/9/18

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pickleniggo said:
I’m just talking about the fact that Amberlynn has to point out the tub-shower. Most people wouldn’t think that noteworthy, but for our big gorl, it’s quite a roadblock and she must subconsciously mention it to us, inadvertently leaking more info to be called out at a later time.
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The first three things she noted were the tub, the fridge, and the microwave. Gotta be able to reheat that Orange Chicken to stave off the binge monster. I'd bet good money they brought a ton of "snacks" as well.
 
"As much as I dislike living in Kentucky..." She NEVER misses a chance to make Becky feel bad. If you're unhappy, move. I don't side with the panty-posting great actress, but she has to get tired of hearing that shit.
 
Who wants to bet the person watching the animals is Rafe? Seems odd she doesn't say who it is and that makes me think it's Rafe. She knows to keep that information to avoid backslash.

Gorl, ain't it time to wake up and start a diet when your damn car needs duct tape on the bumper to avoid further scratching. That car is a damn MVP for hauling their asses to Texas with all the extra weight on it's gears.
Funny when Amber was preaching about Eric and Ricky going for a lunch before their Cheesecake Factory tour :story: We all know she packed at least one suitcase full of meals for the long and tedious drive.

Only good thing was the lil kitten. Just hoping the poor animal will be able to escape from her gravitational pull.
 
You dont eat the dirt, AL.
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Bitch made the fucking bumper almost fall off the car.
 
ADHD said:
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That kitten needs to stay away from Amber unless it wants to get added to her hoard. I would not put it past her to appropriate the kitten the way she appropriates everything else.
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So wait, I haven't watched this hot mess, but are you telling me they didn't even bother taking that kitten to a shelter? That baby looks about 6-8 weeks. Please tell me that the best furmomma in the world took it to a shelter or at least a vet on her way out of town.
 
Whatthefuck said:
So wait, I haven't watched this hot mess, but are you telling me they didn't even bother taking that kitten to a shelter? That baby looks about 6-8 weeks. Please tell me that the best furmomma in the world took it to a shelter or at least a vet on her way out of town.
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It was just some random neighbor's cat according to AL. Quite the neighborhood they got going with kit-uns just running around willy nilly without even a collar.
 
Whatthefuck said:
So wait, I haven't watched this hot mess, but are you telling me they didn't even bother taking that kitten to a shelter? That baby looks about 6-8 weeks. Please tell me that the best furmomma in the world took it to a shelter or at least a vet on her way out of town.
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Stupid moron says "it's probably the neighbors kitten" without even waddling over to make sure.
 
Gorl has congestive heart failure, pretty much confirmed with her breathing and her "intermitent sleep".:roll:

What's with fatties wearing chokers? Don't they feel the fat folds sucking them in? Studded leather... reminds me of Spike the dog from Tom & Jerry

Sunglasses in cloudy weather, wearing camo print with that fupa, queen of tackiness.:shit-eating:

Lip smacking, memes, hate this, hate that, more lip smacking.

Dainty gorl is creeped out by hotel sheets... but has no problem with roaches walking around her body at home.:\

Fun times... yeah sure thing gorl.:roll:
 
I safely guess her make up is wonky because her vision is seriously affected by now.
You can't tell me she looked into the mirror with that face and lipstick on her teeth and said "yep, that's fine and YT-ready"

Also waiting for the car to break. That would be news! :evil:
 
Claire said:
"Breakfast"
Cracker Barrel Smoked Sausage Patties = 420 calories
2 Eggs Scrambled = 252 cals

"Lunch"
Orange Chicken = 500 cals
One cup of white rice = 206 cals
Large coke = 310 calories

Total so far: 1688 cals

Our gorl isn't even halfway through the day and she's already scarfed down 1700 calories! And that's just what she showed on video. Probably snuck in some grits at Cracker Barrel...and of course plenty of snacks for the journey!

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Any you know she had a biscuit or two at breakfast. She surely couldn't resist that.
 
Ohhhamburgersss said:
"As much as I dislike living in Kentucky..." She NEVER misses a chance to make Becky feel bad. If you're unhappy, move. I don't side with the panty-posting great actress, but she has to get tired of hearing that shit.
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She dislikes bumfuck Kentucky but stays there because of necky. Whose chemistry between them is less like girlfriends and more like a narcissistic mom exploiting her down syndrome child for Facebook likes
 
Not me said:
I safely guess her make up is wonky because her vision is seriously affected by now.
You can't tell me she looked into the mirror with that face and lipstick on her teeth and said "yep, that's fine and YT-ready"

Also waiting for the car to break. That would be news! :evil:
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The car already tried to kill itself once. Poor thing is self-aware enough to know it needs it's suffering to end.
 
If making 10k a month were typical you would think she would buy a bigger car. This is ridiculous.
 
Claire said:
"Breakfast"
Cracker Barrel Smoked Sausage Patties = 420 calories
2 Eggs Scrambled = 252 cals

"Lunch"
Orange Chicken = 500 cals
One cup of white rice = 206 cals
Large coke = 310 calories

Total so far: 1688 cals

Our gorl isn't even halfway through the day and she's already scarfed down 1700 calories! And that's just what she showed on video. Probably snuck in some grits at Cracker Barrel...and of course plenty of snacks for the journey!
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Last thing Al needs are lip fillers.
I hope she gets them lol

As discussed before, I don't think she can sleep on her back or stomach or side comfortably. She probably needs her own sheets to nestle herself into an near sitting if not completely sitting position.
 
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