THE VACATION HAS STARTED!!!! - 7/9/18

[FitBitch]

The car already tried to kill itself once. Poor thing is self-aware enough to know it needs it's suffering to end.

Becks needs to strap her into the bed of a 1500 for trips to the Cheesecake Factory. What did they think they were doing buying that tiny normal person sized car when She's the weight of two baby elephants?

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Of course the side of the car that's fucked up is Amber's side. She's ruining that car.

"I don't know if I told you but Eric and Rickie also came along" Yes we saw their vacation videos days ago.

If she wasn't dressed for winter maybe she would have felt the AC on at 66 degrees.

 

[497]

I’m just talking about the fact that Amberlynn has to point out the tub-shower. Most people wouldn’t think that noteworthy, but for our big gorl, it’s quite a roadblock and she must subconsciously mention it to us, inadvertently leaking more info to be called out at a later time.

She's never admitted it but we can be pretty sure she doesn't fit in a tub. If she did she might have a hard time standing back up or might get stuck. Which is unfortunate because her body could use a good soaking with her Bath & Body Works.

 

[EH 110]

I haven't watched the last 4 or 5 videos, but I watched this one. "I only got 3 hours of sleep." Does she ever not say that? We get it, Amber, and we don't care. Of course you can't sleep well. You're fat.

"I don't know if I'm going to eat again," she says at Target, while gazing at tacky backpacks from her scooter. Yeah, okay. LOL

 

[Whatthefuck]

I haven't watched the last 4 or 5 videos, but I watched this one. "I only got 3 hours of sleep." Does she ever not say that? We get it, Amber, and we don't care. Of course you can't sleep well. You're fat.

"I don't know if I'm going to eat again," she says at Target, while gazing at tacky backpacks from her scooter. Yeah, okay. LOL

The crazy thing is she's got it twisted. Remember when she'd act like her weight gain was because she wasn't sleeping well? No, gorl, you aren't sleeping well because you're gaining weight and your airway is becoming constricted throughout the night causing you to choke and wake up hundreds of times throughout the night. It's called sleep apnea and people smaller than you develop it. Please see your nearest magical singing doctor for further details.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Becks needs to strap her into the bed of a 1500 for trips to the Cheesecake Factory. What did they think they were doing buying that tiny normal person sized car when She's the weight of two baby elephants?

I really can't figure out why they gravitate towards compact cars. Price is probably a factor, but :powerlevel: the fat people I know IRL go for small trucks or SUVs/crossovers. :powerlevel:

I wonder if AL could even balance on a nerf bar to get into a truck? She's going to need a ramp or something.

 

[JaneThough]

How do you get to the point where you sit in a car and your side of the car scrapes the fucking ground and you don't see the problem?

I am envisioning the scene from What's Eating Gilbert Grape where the mother rode to jail, and the car was leaning to the side.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I really can't figure out why they gravitate towards compact cars. Price is probably a factor, but :powerlevel: the fat people I know IRL go for small trucks or SUVs/crossovers. :powerlevel:

I wonder if AL could even balance on a nerf bar to get into a truck? She's going to need a ramp or something.

That shit would have to be reinforced with titanium. Lord, I can't imagine her trying to climb in and out of something like that. She'd be better off in a minivan.

 

[Long time lurker]

I really can't figure out why they gravitate towards compact cars.

Smaller cars are closer to the ground. Amber's knees are failing, but so are her hips. The higher she needs to lift her legs, the more painful it will be. It would also increase the chances of her losing her balance.

 

[ADHD]

 

[89elbees]

Honestly, I doubt she has the self awareness or capacity for critical thinking to piece together the fact that the issue with the car is due to her weight. No time for that, gorls. It's been a whole 37 minutes since she last ate and the Cheesecake Factory awaits.

 

[FitBitch]

I really can't figure out why they gravitate towards compact cars. Price is probably a factor, but :powerlevel: the fat people I know IRL go for small trucks or SUVs/crossovers. :powerlevel:

I wonder if AL could even balance on a nerf bar to get into a truck? She's going to need a ramp or something.

Seriously just get her a ramp and roll her into the bed Violet Beauregard style and strap her down. A pick up is the way to go for our gorl.

 

[89elbees]

Seriously just get her a ramp and roll her into the bed Violet Beauregard style and strap her down. A pick up is the way to go for our gorl.

If they don't send some singing oompa loompas to cut her out of the house when that eventually becomes a necessity, I'll be severely disappointed.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Stuneeen

Hoooly shit. After Ricky steamed past obviously not happy last vuhloorg, notice how careful she was to not even film him?

Goes on "vacay" (snaaarl.) Goes to Target. Boojie.

 

[idosometimes]

I will not believe that a hip(po) worldly cosmopolitan woman like Amberlynn would not know what a luggage rack is. That part was obviously scripted so she looks like an ignorant fool.

Seriously just get her a ramp and roll her into the bed Violet Beauregard style and strap her down. A pick up is the way to go for our gorl.

The traditional way to move fatties is by minivan with seats removed or stowed. For a dainty gal, you would need a mattress for her to lie on.

 

[Pieces]

Are a lot of her teeth chipped?

 

[FitBitch]

The traditional way to move fatties is by minivan with seats removed or stowed. For a dainty gal, you would need a mattress for her to lie on.

Even minivans have a weight capacity that I'm sure Amber and Becky combined are at the threat of exceeding. The two of them together outweigh a family of six that those vehicles were intended for. A truck intended to haul lumber, firewood, gravel, tools, a trailer full of livestock, a camper, "what have you" is more suited to her growing needs.

 

[pickleniggo]

Are a lot of her teeth chipped?

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No she got hungry and started eating her lipstick.

 

[W00K #17]

Vacation?


Buffetcation

 

[Twinkie]

On top of eeeeeverything else, she's so pathetic to act the way she does at almost 30 years old.