Sonichu The Wedding Comic

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You're implying hermit crabs are crustacean animals that live underwater??

Naah, you must be kidding y'all. They're intelligent land-based pets that you can take for walks in the city park like dogs and probably are able to dance and sing!
 
DykesDykesChina said:
You're implying hermit crabs are crustacean animals that live underwater??

Naah, you must be kidding y'all. They're intelligent land-based pets that you can take for walks in the city park like dogs and probably are able to dance and sing!
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There are land and marine hermit crabs. Ivy probably has the land ones because they're the most common found as pets.
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Here's my land hermit crab~
I discussed this in the old-old forum but crabs can "sort of" be taken for walks on your lawn, they just can't be on a leash (duh) and they're either gonna find a choice piece of grass and start grazing or become terrified and hide in their shell. Not super exiting.
(Also hermit crabs can actually chirp, but if you see them dancing you are tripping balls)
 
Crass and Champ were the ring bearers and Ching Chong was the flower girl.
 
Fialovy said:
Crass and Champ were the ring bearers and Ching Chong was the flower girl.
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I thought that was Dora the Explorer.
 
If that's the case, then why's there a page of Chris holding the box with the rings in it? Isn't that supposed to happen before the wedding?
 
I don't know, but I find it strange that Chris' parents are there at the wedding, but Ivy's dad is.

You'd think they'd be the first people you'd think of to attend your wedding.
 
I never understood why Chris coloured Ivy's hair with purple marker instead of, you know, red.
 
CatParty said:
that poor "pony"?


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Oh my God, is that a fast food restaurant they are having the reception in? Just what every little girl dreams of... :lol:

Chris's face looks (sort of) normal here but Ivy looks like she's having a stroke the way her face is drooping. The way Chris draws girls could turn the staunchest homophobes gay.
 
CatParty said:
that poor "pony"?


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HE'S WEARING THE MEDALLION AT HIS WEDDING. YOU DON'T DO THAT!
Also, why is Sarah in drag? She may be the best man (which is bullshit), but she's still a woman. Wouldn't she be wearing a dress? Especially considering she feels like an idiot wearing the tux.
 
My theory is that Chris thinks men are jerks so he would have a woman for a best man. Even then, you'd think he'd have Sonichu as his if anything...

Also, yeah, the medallion... well, it isn't too far of a stretch if he wore it to his college graduation...
 
Fialovy said:
My theory is that Chris thinks men are jerks so he would have a woman for a best man. Even then, you'd think he'd have Sonichu as his if anything...

Also, yeah, the medallion... well, it isn't too far of a stretch if he wore it to his college graduation...
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Maybe even Chris realises that having a fictional character as his best man would be a bit weird.
 
Saney said:
Fialovy said:
My theory is that Chris thinks men are jerks so he would have a woman for a best man. Even then, you'd think he'd have Sonichu as his if anything...

Also, yeah, the medallion... well, it isn't too far of a stretch if he wore it to his college graduation...
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Maybe even Chris realises that having a fictional character as his best man would be a bit weird.
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It's still pretty pathetic that Chris can't get a real best man, even in his fantasies.
 
Descent said:
I never understood why Chris coloured Ivy's hair with purple marker instead of, you know, red.
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I theorized he was saving the marker that matched Ivy's hair color for Bionic, even though the two characters were never on the same page.
 
If Chris can wore his Sonichu medallion even at his wedding, I wonder whether he would still wear the Sonichu medallion in his coffin.
 
ha he didn't invite his parents to his wedding :)
I have never noticed the stickers before, and that pony damn that's hilarious.
 
The Hunter said:
Fialovy said:
Socks during sex I guess is kind of a big turn-off for most people, it sure is to me.
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It's the opposite for me, especially when they're knee socks or stockings. Then again, I don't think either of us have actually tried it yet, so yeah.
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This might be TMI, but...

I'll let you guys in on a little secret: when you've been with someone for a long time, it doesn't matter what you wear or don't wear during the act. Sometimes couples don't really care what stays on or goes off, so long as they get to the deed.

I've had sex with my socks on. During those times, my feet were either too cold or feeling very dry and rubbing them against the sheets would bug the hell out of me. Sometimes I don't stop to apply lotion or file my feet. (Yes, I've paused the act so I can take care of little matters like that. I can't tell you how many times we've paused to give our cat a treat so she'll stop pawing at the door.)

Funny thing is, I used to be dead set against socks during sex.
 
Midnight Kissy Bull said:
The Hunter said:
Fialovy said:
Socks during sex I guess is kind of a big turn-off for most people, it sure is to me.
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It's the opposite for me, especially when they're knee socks or stockings. Then again, I don't think either of us have actually tried it yet, so yeah.
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This might be TMI, but...

I'll let you guys in on a little secret: when you've been with someone for a long time, it doesn't matter what you wear or don't wear during the act. Sometimes couples don't really care what stays on or goes off, so long as they get to the deed.

I've had sex with my socks on. During those times, my feet were either too cold or feeling very dry and rubbing them against the sheets would bug the hell out of me. Sometimes I don't stop to apply lotion or file my feet. (Yes, I've paused the act so I can take care of little matters like that. I can't tell you how many times we've paused to give our cat a treat so she'll stop pawing at the door.)

Funny thing is, I used to be dead set against socks during sex.
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As a dude I can't stand wearing socks during sex. I mean, it happens if things start heading that way quickly, but I find it too hard to get traction. Nothing gives me such an acute feeling of how grippy our feet our like losing that grip in a time of need.
 
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