I've opened up my Win11 laptop, ran it through updates and saw a leftover I wouldn't expect to see: that Win9x "updating Web experience" window that pops up in the top left corner. You know the one, the one that was used for shit like device setup before showing you the login screen. Crazy how much of that Windows still remains.
Though I think I'll need to give it a reinstall. No idea if it's the cursed Lenovo factory pre-install, or Windows 11 being Windows 11, or if it's because it's a laptop, but when I do a clean bootup it's a fucking grueling process. Think I need to wait it out a bit before logging in or else nothing will want to start up. Explorer will hang, as will the rest of the desktop. All the software on the autorun will refuse to start up. Once it "clicks" then the taskbar loads normally, so does most of the autorun software. Most, because one or two programs won't start up. After that I just hibernate the bitch and it works perfectly fine, albeit with some sluggishness, but honestly I can't tell if it's a Win11 issue or a laptop hardware issue.
Still, probably a good idea to give it a fresh install, maybe IoT LTSC 2024 even though this has a legit 11 Pro license assigned to it, but it's not like it's 100% kosher either. Lenovo Commercial Vantage should deal with any and all missing drivers.