The Witcher Game Series

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Said dyke was the only member of the gang who vouched for Ciri to join and said dyke beat off the leader of the gang who attempted to rape Ciri (as payment for helping her avoid being gang raped and murdered by another goddamn band of thugs) only to go for molesting her after he fucked off to sleep.

Saddest thing is, nobody but the dyke molester wanted Ciri to stay in the gang.
 
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Bonhart picked a fight with a teenage girl about 2 times lighter than him, under a chasm, on worn out planks which could carry her weight but would snap under his. That was amazingly dumb and IMO he only tried that 'cause he was desperate to fuck the female reader's self insert whose pants everyone cool and handsome tries to get off.

One good thing you can say about Bonhart is that he was utterly disgusted by the perverted countess who liked 'em young and masturbated in public.
 
Dean Pentel said:
The segments of W3 where one had to play as Ciri were okay but I sure as fuck wasn't interested in even a DLC featuring Ciri, let alone a full game. I never heard anyone express interest in that.
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This is a problem with the franchise as a whole. CDPR was smart enough to avoid the Ciri problem for the first two major entries then effectively end the series at 3 with Gerald retiring.

The Witcher as an entire IP is only good when, big fucking shock, it's about a Witcher doing Witcher shit like getting caught up in political quandaries, breaking curses, killing monsters, all that cool adventure shit a MONSTER HUNTER would be doing.

The IP is at its worst when it's myopic whinging about The Child of Destiny! And the walking Macguffin with tits, who Sapkowski couldn't even make interesting despite dedicating over half of the novel's word count to her fucking around with unicorns in the desert and getting literally gay groomed.

Making Ciri the protagonist is the unfortunate logical progression of the series but that doesn't make it good progression. They had to break the universe and the point of her character to make her a Witcher to try and cram some of what is actually good about Slavshrek into her story.
Gravityqueen4life said:
projeckt listened and decided to "fix" Ciri
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The latest cope from CD Projekt is that they actually didn't change the face at all and it was always the same model and you're crazy it's just lighting and effects and a fisheye lens (that only makes Ciri bloated and weird looking goy!)

Which is a blatant fucking lie. Her entire facial structure is different, especially her cheekbones, which have clearly had the fat slurped out of them and lowered about a foot and a half.

But we should really trust CD Projekt guys they'd never listen to the Chuds! And they definitely wouldn't ever LIE to us. Not like they did that with Cyberpunk or anything.

This game is going to be so fucking mid
 
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The whole second half of the series is just Ciri dodging rapes. The lesbian was the only one that was successful (and Hotsprun that maybe got it in before he died and Ciri just said she hoped all sex wasn't that disappointing).
 
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Hamburger Detractor said:
The whole second half of the series is just Ciri dodging rapes. The lesbian was the only one that was successful (and Hotsprun that maybe got it in before he died and Ciri just said she hoped all sex wasn't that disappointing).
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Maybe that's why they made her a Bitcher, so when she gets nonconsentually bungholioed she doesn't get pregnant.
 
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I'm sad that since we will play as a Ciri we won't get to be a man whore like in the past games. I'm sure Ciri will be able to fuck a lot, but it hits different if it's a woman. The amount of chicks who throw themselves at you in the Witcher 3 was honestly so bizarre it became hilarious.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I'm sad that since we will play as a Ciri we won't get to be a man whore like in the past games. I'm sure Ciri will be able to fuck a lot, but it hits different if it's a woman. The amount of chicks who throw themselves at you in the Witcher 3 was honestly so bizarre it became hilarious.
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As opposed to the first one with R-rated sex cards for every chick Geralt banged?
 
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I can't believe these fags passed up on a prequel where all the Witcher Schools are still around and then you could just pick which one you want to represent and create your own Witcher.

But I guess that would take actual effort, something severely lacking in modern game development.
 
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I.B. Niggin said:
I can't believe these fags passed up on a prequel where all the Witcher Schools are still around and then you could just pick which one you want to represent and create your own Witcher.

But I guess that would take actual effort, something severely lacking in modern game development.
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You'd think a Witcher MMO or something similar to Monster Hunter would be a no brainer. But then again this is a bunch of Polacks were dealing with and anyone that played any version of stand alone Gwent knows CDPR doesn't know how to balance a multiplayer game for shit so it'd be a disaster anyways.
 
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I'm sad that since we will play as a Ciri we won't get to be a man whore like in the past games. I'm sure Ciri will be able to fuck a lot, but it hits different if it's a woman. The amount of chicks who throw themselves at you in the Witcher 3 was honestly so bizarre it became hilarious.
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CDPR is pretty woke now so I'm not sure they'll let us take Ciri to the brothels to lezz out because that's male gaze or whatever.

Or maybe they will because two hairy lesbians going at it is empowering.
 
Jace on ice said:
CDPR is pretty woke now so I'm not sure they'll let us take Ciri to the brothels to lezz out because that's male gaze or whatever.

Or maybe they will because two hairy lesbians going at it is empowering.
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They've been pretty committed to having sex in their games I imagine they'll keep at it, just at a lower level since it already dropped like a rock between W3 and Cyberpunk.

Ciri will definitely be a lesbo we know that already.
 
I.B. Niggin said:
and create your own Witcher.
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They might have done this back before they full guzzled poz. I was sure they wouldn't create an entire character customization system for Cyberpunk just to dump it after one game, but here we are.

They also made female V canon in that game so we are in feminist era CD Projekt now.
Chapalapachapa said:
Dont you wanna see whatever history they shit out with a GIRLBOSS who doesnt need ANY MEN! ?
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ERM ALL MEN ARE MONSTERS SWEETIE!?!?
 
Jace on ice said:
That's retarded considered according to player data 68% of all players romanced Panam meaning by a wide margin Male V is more popular.
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This became really common with games that offer a choice between male/female PCs the last decade or so. Regardless of who is more played the devs will say female PC is canon to own the Chuds and get ESG money.

Female V
Femshep
Kassandra
Eivor's foid version

All chicks. How very diverse and inclusive.
 
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I am not sure I am that interested in Witcher universe to play anything without Geralt. He's like a glue that keeps it all together.
Deus Exica said:
This became really common with games that offer a choice between male/female PCs the last decade or so. Regardless of who is more played the devs will say female PC is canon to own the Chuds and get ESG money.

Female V
Femshep
Kassandra
Eivor's foid version

All chicks. How very diverse and inclusive.
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Exile from KOTOR2.
 
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