TheyCallMeTevin is a garbage troll

[Draventren]

He would have run and abandon his account the first time people call him out.

Looks like that might have happened. That or the rest of us were too rough on him.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Hi Kathy thanks for signing up. How often does Phil have you tenderize the micro-meat?



Phil appropriated it directly from Dynastia last year ah reckon. All the same.. Phil's terrified of actual toddlers on mics calling him a booboo head with bingo wings. I doubt he'd willingly sign up and be castigated to this degree without a $ amout being pinned onto his diaper as it occurs.

I do agree that the odds he would actually come here and debate us are low. I doubt it's him, but let me just recap the evidence for the lulz because there's actually a little bit of it and I bet it will piss him off further:

• New account, made today, only posted in this thread.
• Phil's day off.
• Phil has been talking a lot about Kiwi farms lately, while we all like to think he reads it every day maybe he didn't and him talking about it recently has been him really actually finally reading it himself (likely because a mod stopped giving him updates)
• TheyCallMe uncreative name that DSP uses for everything.
• Tevin, even though he says he's liked one Tevin stream, so clearly not a fan.
• Uses same arguments "People have posted death threats here and tried to ruin Phil's life etc. etc."
• Similar phrasing on some statements.

Again, doubt it's him, just having some fun.

Edit: Just wanted to clarify that I do not think it's him. Not sure why I just used doubt. I don't think Phil has thick enough skin to even make an account let alone spend that long sperging out.

 

[PieceofShet]

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Hi Phil!

I love how he keeps bringing up the escort saga...

Well, to be fair, he handled it like a champ. Showed us how to take down scammers, debunking the whole story on his own.

WAIT A MINUTE.

He did absolutely nothing, let kiwi user crack the case and took all the credit.

(people was still right tho. He made his bitch fly in and out while crying poor and begging.)

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I come back to the thread from after 10 AM and there's seven new pages. "Oh, wow," I think. "Something must've happened."

I read through all of it and no, it's just a faggot.

Technically, it's always a faggot lately, but I get your point.

@TheKatIsNowGone He came here acting curious but slowly showed that he had already made up his mind, which is what I would expect from a fan of Phil, not the Snortceror Supreme himself.

@PieceofShet Phil doesn't think before he speaks. If he did he might see that he looked very desperate for a win by citing such things, and choose not to call attention to how he never comes out of anything smelling like roses.

 

[Kosher Dill]

the Snortceror Supreme

Or, "Doctor Queer".

 

[gaarashatan]

has any good tihydp came out recently? feel like i havent seen much phil content lately just arcs like the dmca stuff etc etc

 

[MoonRocker]

I come back to the thread from after 10 AM and there's seven new pages. "Oh, wow," I think. "Something must've happened."

I read through all of it and no, it's just a faggot.

Yup, got excited and maybe thought something fun happened but it’s just MoriaMoria, MasterXeon2002 or some other utter faggot from the ‘tism vortex who got lost along the way to the King of Gout forums.

And you got us. We’re all jealous of Phil and all wish we were in his situation; personally, I cry myself to sleep every night knowing that I can’t play games all day 6 days a week in a musty office in suburban Washington state and am unable to don a weighted vest once I accomplish making my estimated $20/hr wage. I also spend an inordinate amount of time looking at myself in the mirror, wishing my moobs were bigger and my dick smaller. And also spend a lot of time awake at night hoping that a horse was sleeping next to me. And last but not least, wish I could click on an app on my phone that drove me to near financial ruin and prevented me from doing anything relevant with all the money I earned.

Oh and hey, @TheyCallMeTevin, you’re a nigger and a retard. Go kill yourself while livestreaming yourself on Facebook Live.

 

[Shambler]

The second one was extending an olive branch bud.

unlikely its actually phil but

 

[gh0stzero]

You got me, should I now take pictures of myself and my room to prove I do not have racist paraphernalia? how about of my face? should I also show my phone to show that I have never made a racist tweet in my life? Oh wait, make sure you run statistical analysis software that has literally never been peer reviewed and is not documented publicly anywhere over these messages, and compare them to my tweets.

Yes you should we also want to see dick pix, a pet if you have one though not in that order and certainly not together.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Yeah it's worth reiterating Phil was paying for an escort, he just fucked up and married her.

 

[Pargon]

has any good tihydp came out recently? feel like i havent seen much phil content lately just arcs like the dmca stuff etc etc

It really depends on your tastes. Most of his recent playthroughs haven't made for good material because of the amount of help he gets in the games he plays. I'm a turbo autist and I think comedy is repetition so I still watch The 0utsyder's stuff when it drops. He's been prolific, but he's definitely not for everyone.

 

[gaarashatan]

It really depends on your tastes. Most of his recent playthroughs haven't made for good material because of the amount of help he gets in the games he plays. I'm a turbo autist and I think comedy is repetition so I still watch The 0utsyder's stuff when it drops. He's been prolific, but he's definitely not for everyone.

loved the dark souls ones

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Or, "Doctor Queer".

I'm not in the "He's gay" camp. Phil has way too much in common with a toddler for me to think he even has a sexual preference.

has any good tihydp came out recently? feel like i havent seen much phil content lately just arcs like the dmca stuff etc etc

Compared to the past? No. Phil has made a concerted effort to kill off the fun that used to be had laughing at his terrible gameplay. It's the ONLY thing I've ever seen him put effort into, actually, which is how I know that being made fun of for sucking at video games bothers him more than anything else the detractor community does (aside from exposing his gacha addiction, but the only thing he can do there is take his admission to the grave).

@MoonRocker My favorite thing about the idea of anyone being jealous of Phil is the fact that he has absolutely no ambitions whatsoever. None. His idea of traveling is going to Seattle, when he already lives in Washington. When he's bullshitting his paypigs about what he's going to do when he's "finally" back on his feet financially, he mentions nothing that's cool. Not a damn thing. He cannot even lie his way into looking like he has any interests beyond gacha and whatever the fuck he does when hanging out with Khet.

I've never made the kind of money that Phil has since his hey-day on YouTube and I've still done more than him, because despite being kind of stupid, I'm not nearly as brain-dead, lazy, or scared of being in public.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Need I remind everyone here that Pigroach has no friends and the mere thought of social interaction in a public place or on a stream that isn't his makes him piss himself and that's not from the gin? I keep beating the dead horse of ProJared but despite him being at the least a greasy sexual deviant he actually went out in public, went to conventions with his wife and did streams with people playing a character he created can the pigroach and his wheelchair army say the same honestly when was the last time he did one of his "I myself am a former pro fighting game player" events? Not since getting shitcanned from Machinima that's when.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Yeah it's worth reiterating Phil was paying for an escort, he just fucked up and married her.

An insane amount of money for a below average escort that he's probably not even fucking, or want to fuck. If Leanna wasn't getting it, Katherine isn't.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I knew it wasn't Phil as soon as they mentioned GitHub. No way Phil even knows what that is.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Need I remind everyone here that Pigroach has no friends and the mere thought of social interaction in a public place or on a stream that isn't his makes him piss himself and that's not from the gin? I keep beating the dead horse of ProJared but despite him being at the least a greasy sexual deviant he actually went out in public, went to conventions with his wife and did streams with people playing a character he created can the pigroach and his wheelchair army say the same honestly when was the last time he did one of his "I myself am a former pro fighting game player" events? Not since getting shitcanned from Machinima that's when.

What makes that worse is the fact that Phil has no friends BY DESIGN, a decision he probably made after the FGC ostracized him for being a cowardly turd.

Speaking of which, it's really telling that the visibility on what he does with his money is so low at a time when he's making so much of it. He was poor when he went to all those tournaments, which is the last time Phil really went out and did stuff, and yet today, earning $20k just for a vest, the money goes... where, exactly?

My point is that even though, yes, all we have is circumstantial evidence, you couldn't ask for more compelling circumstances, and the lack of explanation as to what happens to all his disposable income is a huge one. That matters when it comes to Phil because he's the one who has been an e-beggar for years now. You want to do that for a living, you need credibility in pleading poverty, which means being transparent about why collecting $20k to put on a vest isn't enough to change your life for the better after your debt has been wiped away. Phil is as transparent about that shit as a fucking concrete wall. He doesn't even LIE his way into making it look unlikely that he has enough money for gacha by at least pretending to have some other possible black hole that sucks up his cash.

It cannot be overstated just how relevant it is that Phil puts no effort into looking innocent. He just bitches about it. Like a little boy who's on time out because he drew on the wall and his brother ratted him out.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Phil if you really do read your own thread let me give you some advice, and I'm going to be 100 percent honest, okay? Alright?

Stop sulking and throwing tantrums when things don't go your way. It's ludicrous to watch a grown man blame wireless controllers, mysterious gamebugs, dropped inputs, poor game design etc etc etc for losing at a videogame (which are made so children can enjoy them). Nobody, not even your fans, believe your excuses and normal people look at manchildren who exhibit that kind of spoiled mentality with disgust. Immaturity is not attractive in a man your age.
You're a grown man now. Even if something isn't 100 percent your fault, you take the responsibility and move on. That's what it means to be a mature adult in the modern era. This is sometimes difficult to do in actual real world situations, but you're playing videogames. Dry your tears, put on your big-boy pants, and try again.
If you're able to get rid of this bad habit you'll see a spike in pahsitivity, not just in your streams but in your everyday life. You'll suddenly find yourself feeling more proactive, more able to take charge and do what needs to be done. Kat will notice your newfound masculine energy and you might even get underwear time more than once a month.

Also nobody believes you when you deny being the WWE champions guy because you lie about far pettier shit all the time like having a cat or a red vest. Did you study 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' in your valedictorian days? Because it's not about literal wolves.
Please do better Phil, I wish you the best because I want you to be a good husband to Kat and a good father to Jasper. I believe in you!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Did you study 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' in your valedictorian days? Because it's not about literal wolves.

Here's a follow up to not having any friends, when do you think the last time he actually sat down and invest time into literature that he wasn't forced to do for school?

 

[RamzaTheon]

Here's a follow up to not having any friends, when do you think the last time he actually sat down and invest time into literature that he wasn't forced to do for school?

Game guides easily! for sure Sekiro game guide sitting around the pigpen still. Sure its got more visual then literature but that counts ?