Things that I, Joshua "Null" Moon, would like to do but cannot

[Astro Loafo]

I would literally become your worst enemy so you can punch me right in my stupid face.

 

[dreamwebz]

And why is this on Gunt subforum?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

As per the usual, Null is a complete and total coward who is unable to live his dreams because he's afraid of dying.

Only a true Alpha Chad could accomplish these things. A man who would rather die on his feet, than waste away. A man with seed so potent, bitches get pregnant just looking at him.

Honestly, I can't think of a single major YouTuber who would be up to this list. Certainly not cancer man Jim. Maybe someone on one of those smaller alternative platforms would be up to this task. But they would need to be the most legendary entertainer in existence. I know I need someone like that in my life - I feel like Jim wastes my $500 superchats on anime. The people are thirsty for a more genuine internet personality.

 

[R00T]

i see what this is.

i wish i could afford a ticket to serbia so i could walk around with an n word camera hunting the fugitive known as joshua "pedophile" connor moon while live streaming but sadly, i am too poor, and only cool rich people can walk around with n word cameras hunting internet people.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

At least you aren't an obese alcoholic with a gay web show no one likes.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Are either of you Bad Enough Dudes to have a drinking competition where Warski recites the script from Glengarry Glenross and you drink from beer for each stutter? No one would survive hard liquor.

 

[ManBearHog]

There is no way Ethan Ralph can afford to hire a plane and jump out of it, he is much too poor and his legs are too thin and frail and would snap upon impact. He is also super bitchmade. Ralph could also never afford a motorcycle and he is probably too fat to ride one.

Never underestimate how willing Ralph is to drive his impressionable pedoweeb child-bride’s credit score into the ground.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Jeez I just moved to Florida and already wrastled two gators and now wear them as shoes smh

 

[the shoebill]

You should add hugging your son, Josh.

 

[abdulaziz]

I think you should punch a child instead.

 

[Braphamut]

< I wish I had a video of me in a three-way as proof of my sexual prowess to own the haters. That would make my love quest complete. Alas, for I am just a broke-dick Karen with rage.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Jeez I just moved to Florida and already wrastled two gators and now wear them as shoes smh

There's no sticker for "ralphamale" or I'd give it to you.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I think Null meant to say "shirtless parachuting". He's just too afraid to admit it.

 

[Dead Wife]

I am very sad for you, those are some good ambitions. I hope people reading this are equally sympathetic and don’t take it as an invitation to tackle each item on your list, and broadcast it all online as a means to own you. That would be a very mean thing to do.

 

[Fools Idol]

I remember you saying that you always wanted a septum ring, but you're too much of a pussy to get any piercings.

 

[Null]

I remember you saying that you always wanted a septum ring, but you're too much of a pussy to get any piercings.

dude face piercings are so trad but due to job obligations I can't get tattoos or piercings

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Riding motorcycles without a helmet sounds pretty badass

 

[mario if smoke weed]

7. Start A Family?

 

[Telemeter]

There is no way Ethan Ralph can afford to hire a plane and jump out of it, he is much too poor and his legs are too thin and frail and would snap upon impact. He is also super bitchmade. Ralph could also never afford a motorcycle and he is probably too fat to ride one.

Not only that, I don't think there's even skydiving in West Memphis, Ethan could never drive all the way down to Mexico just to skydive.

 

[Fools Idol]

dude face piercings are so trad but due to job obligations I can't get tattoos or piercings

Get a bike, a full sleeve tattoo and a few piercings and you'd look so bad ass. I know you can't really afford any of those things but just do it bro.