Things that I, Joshua "Null" Moon, would like to do but cannot

[Snusmumriken]

I’ve always wanted to get rolled by a 12 years old hooker in Venezuela.

eta: mixed up Venezuela and Portugal for some reason

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

3. Punch a Hater

you can always make an angry post on youtube about how mad you are about haters, if you do nobody will dare to even touch you

 

[Nick Gars]

Don't worry, Josh. We all know Ethan is a level headed individual who would never use this list against you. Thank you for sharing your insecurities with us, it makes you more relatable, fair Errverlord.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

A had a Harley Road King once. It was fun, but I wrecked the shit out of it.

 

[NPC304348]

< 7. See my own dick without using a mirror

 

[Faggitory]

Null, just steal a plane and jump out of it. Its not rocket science.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I wish I was a big enough chad to test how bullet proof vests work

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Holy shit, Ralph getting a septum ring would really finalize his transformation into a hootin' hollerin' hog.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Null, please don't bait like that.

You know Ethan Ralph will see this, and try these out for himself just to show how much more of a "badass" he is than you.

 

[Autistic Anti-Hero]

It's ok to be terrified of some of these things, it just means you're still able to use your brain. Riding a motorcycle would be cool, but it's really reckless and you only have one chance at life.

 

[NicoFountaine]

4. Spin a Loaded Pistol on my Finger

Has Ralph actually done this? I Thought the one thing white trash were good at was trigger discipline.

 

[Jack Awful]

Has Ralph actually done this? I Thought the one thing white trash were good at was trigger discipline.

Nah he's too much of a pussy coward

 

[kidatari]

7. Be Mister Metokur's friend

 

[Chaos Theorist]

7. Have sex

 

[Under Arrest]

I’ve always wanted to get rolled by a 12 years old hooker in Venezuela.

 

[zyclonPD]

If I was a true Ralphachad I'd be driving a Dukes of Hazard car with my giant Dixie flag painted on through Richmond Virginia. Its Maga country and I'd be representing it in the most obvious way possible. Only pussys drive generic colored vehicles with absolutely no political slogans or messages on it at all. True Ralphamales would be announcing to all of Virginia who they are and what they believe right on the vehicle for all to see and seethe.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If I was a true Ralphachad I'd be driving a Dukes of Hazard car with my giant Dixie flag painted on through Richmond Virginia. Its Maga country and I'd be representing it in the most obvious way possible. Only pussys drive generic colored vehicles with absolutely no political slogans or messages on it at all. True Ralphamales would be announcing to all of Virginia who they are and what they believe right on the vehicle for all to see and seethe.

Would you take a loan out in your fiance's name for the car?

 

[Miller]

6. Own a Motorcycle
Motorcycles are badass.

Don't be a fag.

 

[Retink]

I've always wanted to grill burgers until they turned blacker than JCaesers porn history and were harder than a cubic zirconia, but alas, they always come out medium rare.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Quality content post. Thanks again internet daddy.