Thing's that make you feel old. - That pop in your knee when you get up aint going to get better faggot.

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Shirley Manson got her hip replaced.

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I reminisce about past things I maybe thought were dumb or stupid in a positive light. Sometimes even nostalgic. I was just thinking about the Twilight Saga of all fucking things, how I convinced myself it was the worst thing ever. But now its just some inoffensive tween drama and it was actually fun to talk about with people when we saw it ironically. I was thinking about old bands from the 2000's or the old Youtube layout and setting. So many AMVs of things like Godzilla and Sum 41 or poops or old music vids and videogame narrations that just got snuffed out or buried under the endless tide of corporate drivel.
 
Yeah it's kind of a lost art of "getting away" with things nowadays given how many avenues you have. Also content just simply cant be as edgy as it used to be given nothing is really taboo.
I will always hold the belief that the world was a better place when the only way to get a hold of porn was to either brave being seen with the perverts at an adult store or finding a way past the beaded curtain undetected at the rental place.
 
I stopped buying my kids clothes because everything i choose is wrong. These particular children are girls. I love fashion. And this situation makes me feel old, dated, and dowdy.

Also, losing my fucking mind when one of these children installed a secret speakeasy, complete with electricity, furniture, and a bar, in my cave. Teenage Me would never have lost her shit the way I did the day I discovered THAT.
 
That club penguin is 20 years old, oh and I recently logged into my old Facebook that been sitting dormant for last 13 years or so and seeing all Farmville notifications, and help requests.
 
Someone on Discord posted a screenshot of Diablo 1. That's not what made me feel old. What made me feel old was another uset saying " I used to watch my mom play that! Good times."

Now, if you'll excuse me, my knee just popped.
 
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