Things to do while under (self-)quarantine/lockdown - Some suggestions

[Quantum Diabetes]

42. Fap to older porn. During the apocalyptic times braxilian waxing will go by the wayside and you need to adjust to the presence of huge bush and nonbleached buttholes.

 

[JambledUpWords]

33. Have an orgy with people 60 years or older

 

[A Welsh Cake]

42. Fap to older porn. During the apocalyptic times braxilian waxing will go by the wayside and you need to adjust to the presence of huge bush and nonbleached buttholes.

Bush is the best

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

I'm gonna make scale models from matchsticks.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

30. Finish painting my Warhammer figures. It’s been 3 years and they stare at me begging to be finished.

Or start a whole new army after your work tells you that you must work from home for the next month.

#ImperialGuard

 

[ForgedBlades]

Spend 500 hours playing through the Legend of Heroes series.

 

[Niggernerd]

45.Jack off to hentai 8hrs a day.
46.Be racist towards chinese americans on social medias

 

[Zero Day Defense]

47. Don't masturbate.
48. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

49. Practice your penis drawing skills.
50. Learn to sew body pillowcases.
51. Drink your excess hand sanitizer.
52. Read Finnegans Wake. Multiple times.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

On average per day, swimming pools kill more people than the Wuhan Virus....go out and play you fucking faggot.

 

[Nephi]

53. Get that paranoia checked by a shrink, as it's more harmful for your health than coronavirus, which you're extremely unlikely to get.
Also, it's time to let that stupid and unfunny "learn to code" twitter meme die, you're retarded if you think everyone in the future is going to be employed coding

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

54: Collect a milk jug's worth of tobacco spit and dump it in your landlord's Bmw.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

55. Kill the neighbor family across the street you've been feuding with before they decide to do the same to you. Take their TP as war spoils.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

56. Start a home meth lab so you'll have something to bargain with in the apocalypse.

 

[Coffee Shits]

57. Start doing pushups, lardass.

 

[Easterling]

58. write a manifesto
59. ride the tiger
60. establish a claiphate that spans the length of your bedroom
61. read catcher in the rye
62. regret not killing john lenon yourself

 

[Niggernerd]

63. Wish that all the pedowood celebrities get flu-man chu'd

 

[Jmz_33]

64. Play a Nintendo 64 (if you still have one)
65. Cry

 

[the fall of man]

66. Learn to play some solitaire board games, I have a few Phil Eklund games that have pretty huge learning curves waiting for me to have some free time

 

[JambledUpWords]

67. Learn the blade so you can smite others for hand sanitizer