Things to do while under (self-)quarantine/lockdown - Some suggestions

[Cheesy Toe Number 2]

103. Break out of quarantine
104. Go to the gas station
105. Pick up a weapon
106. Put yourself in self defense situations in order to adquire more TP

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

107 Assemble a Mad Max style guzzoline crew and don't forget to hire a flaming guitar guy

 

[Starving Autist]

108. Lace your supplies with a hefty dose of arsenic for when the raiders show up.
109. Track them down and feast on their flesh.
110. Make yourself a nice skin-suit if you're into that sort of thing.

 

[Floop]

111: Memorize all the words to Crawl Out Through the Fallout and make that the anthem of your Mad Max crew.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

112: Tell everyone you know how this actually started, a biosafety lab in Wuhan released it. Remind them every great plague to ever affect the West started in China and made its way along the Silk Road. Remind them hundreds of thousands of Americans lost their lives in the 20th Century to Chinese experiments with bioweapons.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

102. go out to a world dominated by NEETs. Everyone else is dead

JFC himself called it: "..and the NEET shall inherit the Earth"

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

103. go on /out/ learn bush craft
104. go /out/ and live in the wild away from the virus
105. die from water born illness

 

[Linako 2.0]

106 Finallly finish that backlog of yours

 

[Floop]

No you fucked up the numbering

 

[Niggernerd]

No you fucked up the numbering

107. Fix the threads list numbering.

 

[Floop]

118: Loot some stores.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

119: Ask neighbors what they are stocking up on. Raid their houses when emergency services are overwhelmed.

 

[Niggernerd]

180. have a basket of offerings ready for our new NEET errverlords

 

[pierce your heart]

181. find who took my notes for 120 to 179

 

[Tragi-Chan]

120. Hoard numbers 121-179.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

121. in the post apocalyptic world, thank God that Fortnite no longer exists and that alone was worth millions of dead

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

122. ERP with fellow Kiwis

 

[Easterling]

123. learn latin
124. accidently summon a demon through casual coversation in latin

 

[Ivan Shatov]

125. Invest a small amount in the stock market by buying fractional shares using Robinhood. Even if it dips again, observe the benefits of long term investment strategies.
126. Buy put options on energy stocks, short the market daily, use predictable profits to purchase a briefcase of cocaine, porn-star hookers, piles of guns, and a Porsche. The moment you become symptomatic, you drive that Porsche off the cliffs in Big Sur at 140mph. Leave the world knowing you avoided pain and suffering better than most people who ever lived.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

127: Masturbate.
128: Work out at home.
129: Get jacked
130: Masturbate like you’re trying to rip your penis off.