Things to do while under (self-)quarantine/lockdown - Some suggestions

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111: Memorize all the words to Crawl Out Through the Fallout and make that the anthem of your Mad Max crew.
 
112: Tell everyone you know how this actually started, a biosafety lab in Wuhan released it. Remind them every great plague to ever affect the West started in China and made its way along the Silk Road. Remind them hundreds of thousands of Americans lost their lives in the 20th Century to Chinese experiments with bioweapons.
 
103. go on /out/ learn bush craft
104. go /out/ and live in the wild away from the virus
105. die from water born illness
 
119: Ask neighbors what they are stocking up on. Raid their houses when emergency services are overwhelmed.
 
125. Invest a small amount in the stock market by buying fractional shares using Robinhood. Even if it dips again, observe the benefits of long term investment strategies.
126. Buy put options on energy stocks, short the market daily, use predictable profits to purchase a briefcase of cocaine, porn-star hookers, piles of guns, and a Porsche. The moment you become symptomatic, you drive that Porsche off the cliffs in Big Sur at 140mph. Leave the world knowing you avoided pain and suffering better than most people who ever lived.
 
127: Masturbate.
128: Work out at home.
129: Get jacked
130: Masturbate like you’re trying to rip your penis off.
 
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