Things Tom says he is - Because we all know he he's a true polymath

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EmpireOfTheClouds

EmpireOfTheClouds

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We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.
 
EmpireOfTheClouds said:
We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.
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In trying to schmooze his way into the tranche, he said he's an expert in energy storage and management too or something. I don't really follow Tom that much but even that made my raise an eyebrow. After that I was inspired to listen to Null's stream on him and realized he's legitimately crazy.
 
EmpireOfTheClouds said:
We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.
Click to expand...
Woman
Intersex
Attractive to men
Auntie Tommie Jayne
Gonzo Journalist
Intellegent
Hygenic
 
Gonzo Journalist
Hippie Historian
Entertainer
Grammy Award Winner
Amazing Lover
Indigenous
Female Soul
Slim
Creative Soul
Whistle Blower
Heir to a fortune
Descendent of inventor and engineers
Business Woman
Two-Spirit
 
Someone that has a healthy family life.
Someone that has a healthy life in general.
 
EmpireOfTheClouds said:
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
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He also claimed to be the leader of a "Art Collective" in Tucson.

I think he also claimed to be part of some rock hobby club, but he interchanges his titles depending on what makes him sound more important in the scenario he is in.
 
EmpireOfTheClouds said:
We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.
Click to expand...
-Not a pedophile
-Not a dogfucker

Like everything else he claims, these are lies.
 
He’s claimed to have female secondary sexual features and that people often mistake him for a woman.
 
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