Things Tom says he is - Because we all know he he's a true polymath

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I've got a list.

-A space alien
-A member of the FBI, CIA, U.S. Marshals, and Texas Rangers all at once.
-A veteran of both world wars, Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Afghanistan, and Iraq.
-An android.
-An inventor.

There's a handful more...

An archangel named "Lucky", a direct descendant of Moses and Aron, Wife of God, victim of a global Zionist conspiracy, a man with "internal testicles that were originally ovaries", internationally known entertainer and gester, African mining coordinator and many many more.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Non-coital contact? So "I made her pussy sing with my tongue" is cannon again?

 

[repentance]

Just a few hours ago at AMB. I think he's getting orders from the space jews through his metal implants, or something.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Just a few hours ago at AMB. I think he's getting orders from the space jews through his metal implants, or something.

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Brilliant, he’s gone full schizo!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just a few hours ago at AMB. I think he's getting orders from the space jews through his metal implants, or something.

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Fermi Paradox bitch. When we find out you died we're going to make a group effort to find your ashes and shit on them.
Also, there are no planets with sentient creatures close to us. Closest is solar system 4 light years away and nothing could currently live on those planets but could have a billion or so years ago. You see, the closest star to us us Alpha Centauri at 4.37 light years away. It's a triple star system too. So even if life survived there, it wasn't going to do so for long. Should be noted that Proxima is 4.25 Light Years from us and is one of the more dangerous suns there as it produces charged particles which can strip molecules off an atmosphere over time (it's a red dwarf).
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