Things You Can Honestly Say But You Probably Shouldn't

[escapegoat]

You are really, really bad at sex. Like... really bad. You don't even know how fucking bad you are, that's how bad at it you really are.

 

[SwanDive]

She's in the basement.

 

[Todesfurcht]

Darn Jews.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

You're the epitome of those people who try to act smart by using words with more than 2 syllables yet all you do is come across as someone who is still in their "edgy im too good for this world" high schooler phase. Its pathetic.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Ryan Seacrest appears to be in town, which is why my gaydar exploded this morning when I got up.
I was wondering why I felt the sudden presence of someone with maximumGayForce was here.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I despise democracy.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I’d like to stab you in the fucking face and play around with your blood, you fucking ugly bitch

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Please may I whip your kids.

 

[Tennis Monkey]

There's more or less a 1:1 correlation between "people I have known who got promoted at work" and "people who I thought spent more time on office politics than doing the job."

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

"We should allow African Americans in." - said in a klan rally.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

if you put a pie on the windowsill, a hobo will steal it.

 

[TaterBot]

If you'd pay your damn child support so your kids would have something to eat, you wouldn't be able to brag about those $2000 handmade boots you're wearing.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's Friday and I'm on the internet.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I love this website.

I would of voted Trump.

 

[Coldgrip]

I hate niggers.

But most of the people I know already know this and I never bother to keep it a secret if the subject ever comes up.

 

[Reynard]

I love this website.

I would of voted Trump.

Would have. Learn grammar you illiterate tick-eating troglodyte!

 

[A Hot Potato]

Would have. Learn grammar you illiterate tick-eating troglodyte!

fuk u

 

[Pina Colada]

Modern feminism, or rather phlegminism, is fucking cancer.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Niggers should walk around upset about potential racism, all the time. They're worthless in every way and form and don't deserve to breathe our air.

 

[Ravelord]

Nobody likes you, not even your parents. Specially when you're almost 30 and you haven't got your shit together. Kys.

(this can vary from individual to individual, but the idea is some cold )