I'll throw a second one in here cause it bares saying.
Woman no I do NOT want to stick my penis into you're spelunky cave of a sperm collector!
You fucked pretty much everyone with a fucking penis and a bag of weed within a country fucking mile. Like for crying out loud you let a guy named "Bambi" who wears rings on all his fingers unironically because he wants to look like a tough "Crunk Nibba" when he really just looks like a fat 2012 era Justin Bieber with even worse taste in music.
And then you wanna try and give me this bullshit sob story about how your parents "keep you down" because you wanna get a degree in FINE FUCKING ARTS? A degree that can be only be described as a fucking nap napkin?
Oh and dont even get me started on how you cheated on your long distance boyfriend about 100 times every second yet when he went around and did the same shit you bawled your eyes out and threatened to KILL YOURSELF.
Jesus christ woman if you were any nuttier the people who make Pay Day would have to make a special bar with your name on it.
Fuck you and fuck your cum dripping ,yeast infected ,weed snorting, parental blaming, ugly 300+ pound , money wasting, detestable ass.
Ok sorry. Rant over.
