this is difficult... 04/18/2019

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Hamberlard Raid

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  • our gorl did not sleep well last night, she looks like she showered
  • Thursday is her weigh in day, shows us on Friday
  • Becky jolted her awake, so she could not go back to sleep
  • has ayyyyyygs and the pre-cooked bacon for breakfast
  • Rafe is with them, Necky has her hair in "piggy-tails"
  • "carbs are great"
  • confesses to having a larger than normal meal
  • wants to compensate by not eating for the next eight hours (this is gonna go well)
  • contradicts herself by saying that she will eat a serving of carrots
  • wants to "eat to live, not live to eat"
  • wants to be an inspiration to herself, she "knows herself, knows how she has failed at every diet, and how much she sucks"
  • is obsessed with accelerate by christina aguilera it gives her super bean bag powers
  • does a cover of it (it was amazeeeeen)
  • "baby lotion does wonders to your hands"
  • is successful in the "fasting situation"
  • wants to lose 10lbs in her first week
 
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Jeez, don't think I've seen her UP and MOVING AROUND in many videos (making the bacon and eggs). Good lord, we know her weight, but what do you think that waist size is?

I'm going with "circus tent."
 
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I wish she showed us the bigger meal she ate. She can't describe the meal she overate with, but she spent like 20 seconds describing the size of the carrots she's going to eat.

newsflash gorl, 8 baby carrots isn't going to kill you but your "larger meal" (prob an 6k calories binge) will.
 
she wants to fast for 8 hrs? she says "I don't recommend this", on the heels of just having to fight off a binge for hours? even says doing things like this ends up in her binging?
WHERE IS THE LOGIC?

She's literally trying to find ways to fail, it's so transparent.

Also Necky eye-fucking the camera while squirting baby lotion into her hands...if I wasn't gay before...
 
I love how she's been all like "give me more kind comments, your support is encouraging me!" and today she says that she inspired herself and she's proud of herself for that. Suck ayygs Ambabies.
 
Mark it on your calendar, gorls! Hair washed on 4/17/19. Let's see how long we go before the next washing.

Is it just me or didn't she look way better with short hair. It fit the whole fat overgrown preteen boy look better. Now that shit just looks weird.
The pigtails look stupid, and her hair as it currently is could use some layers/highlights/something.
 
Yeah no shit. There isn't an easy way out of your situation. 400+ pounds to lose isn't a little bit extra weight you're gonna get off in a a week of effort. You've built this body with a life of bad habits and tearing it down will take a lifetime of dedicated effort.
 
I wish she would have shown her “larger than normal meal”. Does that mean she overate but didn’t binge? I need to know for science.
 
Ten minutes.

Close up Amber starts out complaining about lack of sleep. This was recorded yesterday she claims. Thursday (today) will be the weigh in day. She's been down from her new highest weight. She wanted to binge yesterday but made herself wait it out...after a few hours she didn't binge. Not sure how true this is.

Making three eggs, plenty of lumbering around the kitchen, adds everything seasoning and some bacon to the eggs, 210 calories in eggs, 90 in bacon. Not bothering with checking her math because really I don't care what she eats.

Becky models off two short pigtails for her hairstyle. It's something else alright. Amber gets her to jig on demand too, must have been scared of Amber's rising bingemonster? There's a Rafe (I guess? I can't id the entire lesbian Kentucky mafia on first sight but I think that's her assumed name) sighting here.

She's trying to go to sleep in eight hours without binging now, maybe she'll snack on some carrots as she already had a 'bigger' meal off camera before this part. Cut to supposedly three hours later after her 'arm workout' ... AND THERE'S THE TIME LAPSE ARM UP WORKOUT CLIP, SPEAK OF THE FUCKING DEVIL! Play this section at double speed, I dare you. She doesn't understand how reaction channels to music don't get copyright struck. Because Amber, the 'reaction' is commentary on the song or in some cases criticism and that's protected speech. The more you know big Al...she almost got the two open sores on her left cheek covered this time, I could barely see it again but it's still there. She says she didn't binge, because of course she said so...

I liked the part where she showed herself writing down her workout, there's some funny parts I guess? Plus, it's short but just long enough to monetize ads on.
 
She starts her video with her moon face shoved in front of the camera and immediately starts rambling about sleep issues and Be ky supposedly waking her up. One might imagine Becky is a nickname for sleep apnea.

Announces that Thursday will be weigh-in day, but doesn’t want to make any promises, which is Amber for fuhggedaboutit.

She claims to have been losing some weight with each weigh-in.

The binge monster has been chasing her but she didn’t give in.

Prepares a healthy breakfast of bacon and a plateful of scrambled eggs with some extra sodium on top. She waddles round the kitchen. Hagrid has really let himself go.
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Becky proudly displays her shortbus hairdo, while Amber screeches like a retard in the background.

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They managed to lure a third pig into the nest.

Becky, egged on by Amber, slaps her ass. I threw my tablet against the wall and missed the next scene.

Amber had a “bigger” meal.

She’s looking for her phone then remembers she’s recording with it. The fat has affected the brain.

Disaster. There are 8 whole hours left till sleep time and gorl stresses out because she can’t eat any more food. She rambled about her blood sugar dropping too low and she can like totally DIE, you guys. With distress plastered all over her moon face, she announces that “she’s not gonna be eating for a while.”

She allows herself to eat one snack. “Carrots” supposedly. Eating just that is her challenge for the day. She’s wants to be an inspiration to herself and the big wide world beyond the nest.

She did her arm workout but you might miss the clip if you blink. Instead she rambled about her favorite workout playlist, which consists of one song. Sadly, she decides to sing it for us. She and Becky are worried about getting a copyright strike rather than causing the artist to jump off a cliff. She then leaves to call some bitch.

Amber was successful. She “hasn’t even ate” the carrots. Sadly, she hasn’t discovered grammar either.

The weigh-in will be uploaded on Friday. Doesn’t say which year.

Plans to lose 10 pounds but will be happy with 8.

Bye.
 
she wants to fast for 8 hrs? she says "I don't recommend this", on the heels of just having to fight off a binge for hours? even says doing things like this ends up in her binging?
WHERE IS THE LOGIC?

She's literally trying to find ways to fail, it's so transparent.

Also Necky eye-fucking the camera while squirting baby lotion into her hands...if I wasn't gay before...
man she cant even go 1 full hour without food
 
Is anytime not spent eating a fast to her? Like a fifteen-minute fast, or a thirty-second fast?

Too bad we didn’t get a description of the binge aka “bigger meal.”
 
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