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This guy is 100% a british rugby coach.
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Nawwww, I'm not a blonde and I only have one cat and he is not named for a pop-culture sci-fi/fantasy character. I'm like everyone's cool aunt who swears a lot, watches cartoons and would buy you some cigarettes, I'd also take you to see "Deadpool" and we wouldn't tell your parents.
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I got it to make a fucking actual troon lmao
Don't look at the hair too long, I can't describe it but it just isn't...right.
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I swear I just spent five minutes looking at this hair and trying to solve what's going on and all I can come up with to you comment is ... yeaaaah.
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Looks like butterflies landed on his head.
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Meet deadname Terry Sachs, prefers to be referred as Terry "Jeanne" Sachs. / @6inchgirldick
Worked as head of IT support at a prominent company manufacturing cup ramen in the United States, retired one year ago and has made waves in Twitter with scandalous, inflammatory statements against white heterosexual cis-male gamers and posing as a dainty, wacky, quirky gamer girl. Divorced twice, with 4 kids all taken by his ex-wives he declared himself transgender last year after trying out for a job and being denied on the basis he has reached the age of retirement for males. Currently runs a side business selling feetpics and used underwear purportedly belonging to his dainty gamer girl persona.
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What creeps me out the most is the randomly generated backgrounds and the people standing next to them
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horrorcow Amanda Adams
failed actor high school dropout diaperfur babyfur who works a couple days a week as a teacher's assistant, does YouTube videos on amberlynn reid and chantal with the occasional video in support of furries and map rights.
bonus has an Oc character on deviant art and fur affinity named krappy.
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Mother who exploits her retarded 16 year-old daughter (right) for asspats and pity donations.
Jeff Boomhauer
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I refreshed about ten times because I got nothing but normal looking cats. Then I got this.
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I can't think of anything for this
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I don't like how accurate some of these are... And there's certainly an uncanny valley feel to them, if you look hard enough, you begin to realize where the AI cocks up.
Gregory "Randyman129" Phillips Sr.
Notorious for his terrible Tiktok memes and boomer rants on his 3 obscure youtube channels, Gregory got thrusted into internet infamy by forcing his way onto at the time popular IBS streams where he was used as a common bit. His politics are fairly left, though with a great distrust for the current state powers, though what seperates this old fella out is his occasional hints at legal marriage with animals... But only ones with wings. His perfect world would be a system that allowed individuals to quite literally get married with woodpeckers when they are over the age of 21
Wendy 'MagicRosengirl' Rosenstein, formally Jerry Rosenstein.
A failed B movie MTF actress with the worst kind of egotistical personality, '''she''' imagines '''herself''' as a champion of the people with magical psychic powers, 'willing' herself into fame and fortune... She's known for getting into fights on twitter with prominent alt right figures who just can't help but give her the attention she craves. She also has a passion for music where she samples almost all the sounds and virtual instruments from noises she makes with her ass.
She once tried to get Kiwifarms in trouble by hiring a literal drunk ventriloquist to spam illegal content on the site... Forgetting that she had not willed article 230 out of existence yet, this ultimately failed.
And my favorite...
Jack 'Demonfucker1488' Walters
A semi professional ventriloquist entertainer and highly skilled puppet maker from New Zealand, used to work at WETA workshop and designed some of the Orc costumes in the Lord Of The Rings... Went on to do gigs at late night comedy bars. Starring his extremely unfunny yet oddly charismatic puppet 'Rostropovich Borgorstein'' (pictured right). He plunged into the deep end of esoteric Styxism after watching all of Styxhexenhammer1488's videos in a drunken stupour. He then moved on to write a self help blog called "In the Sack with Jack Walters", he was thrust into lolcow fame after spamming pedophilia on kiwifarms at the behest of his long distance partner Wendy Rosenstein. He was later arrested for child pornography and harassing children with his ventriloquist dummy late at night while drunk on Jagermeister and vodka.
Gregory "Randyman129" Phillips Sr.
Notorious for his terrible Tiktok memes and boomer rants on his 3 obscure youtube channels, Gregory got thrusted into internet infamy by forcing his way onto at the time popular IBS streams where he was used as a common bit. His politics are fairly left, though with a great distrust for the current state powers, though what seperates this old fella out is his occasional hints at legal marriage with animals... But only ones with wings. His perfect world would be a system that allowed individuals to quite literally get married with woodpeckers when they are over the age of 21
Wendy 'MagicRosengirl' Rosenstein, formally Jerry Rosenstein.
A failed B movie MTF actress with the worst kind of egotistical personality, '''she''' imagines '''herself''' as a champion of the people with magical psychic powers, 'willing' herself into fame and fortune... She's known for getting into fights on twitter with prominent alt right figures who just can't help but give her the attention she craves. She also has a passion for music where she samples almost all the sounds and virtual instruments from noises she makes with her ass.
She once tried to get Kiwifarms in trouble by hiring a literal drunk ventriloquist to spam illegal content on the site... Forgetting that she had not willed article 230 out of existence yet, this ultimately failed.
Jack 'Demonfucker1488' Walters
A semi professional ventriloquist entertainer and highly skilled puppet maker from New Zealand, used to work at WETA workshop and designed some of the Orc costumes in the Lord Of The Rings... Went on to do gigs at late night comedy bars. Starring his extremely unfunny yet oddly charismatic puppet 'Rostropovich Borgorstein'' (pictured right). He plunged into the deep end of esoteric Styxism after watching all of Styxhexenhammer1488's videos in a drunken stupour. He then moved on to write a self help blog called "In the Sack with Jack Walters", he was thrust into lolcow fame after spamming pedophilia on kiwifarms at the behest of his long distance partner Wendy Rosenstein. He was later arrested for child pornography and harassing children with his ventriloquist dummy late at night while drunk on Jagermeister and vodka.
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Melissa Briggs-Horowitz: Gender Studies and Literature professor at the University of Kansas. Has argued for chemical castration of 6-year-old boys who play too rowdily as public policy, will fail students who refuse to complete the newfangled livestreamed masturbation assignment for online classes, and has an arrest record for throwing bottles of piss and crotchrot at conservative groups on campus.
Laura (formerly Larry) Godnick, a MTF troon activist who adopted a Chernobyl baby and uses it to sue random eye doctors who can't treat the kid due to optometry equipment being incompatible with vertical eye alignments and elephant trunks.
For all the money xe has made from said lawsuits, xe still won't pay for her kid to get reconstructive surgery, because xe just loves the little special one so much just the way she is!
Jonathan Yaniv, aged 20 years.
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Learn to home build an AR-15 using a VR program? Based, I guess...
....never mind, I don't wanna know what "become a Twimbo" means.
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Candace "ChronicallyCandi " Mitchell. Illness faker munchie who doctor shopped her toobz in record time, to the envy of all her munchie pals. Her illnesses include gastroparesis, Ehlers-Danlos, lupus, asthma, cystic fibrosis, recovered from cancer three times, almost had a heart transplant, in kidney failure, osteoporosis, osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, hyperthyroid (to hide her anorexia), horseshoe kidney and is planning to go into lung failure soon.
Has a useless shi tsu "service dog" with an Etsy vest. But Mr. Fuzzy is totally legit! Don't talk to him as he climbs all over you looking for treats. He's working!
Has an ugly but ordinary mole on her forehead that she has been telling people is melanoma. Plz donate so she can travel five states away to see a specialist. She could be LITERALLY DYING RGHT NWO!
Candace is TOTALLY LOVING these YUMMY protein bars that she is definitely not being paid to promote. Never mind why she's eating them when she's supposed to be filling her toobz with Kate Farms.
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(((Gertrude Goldblatt-Cohen))) - TERF and proud feminist studies graduate from the UK who creates "period blood art" as a protest against the evils of trans women and patriarchy. Thinks transgenderism is caused by "unconscious white supremacy" that must be eliminated. Is also a vocal supporter of #RefugeesWelcome. Tried to set a male porn star's house ablaze.