Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[WeeGee]

If there ever was a god tier level of autism, this is it.

 

[DumbDosh]

Have we tried this yet?

 

[Quijibo69]

I missed all the fun in this thread this afternoon!

 

[Motherboard]

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

...And tomorrow, I guarantee it. I won't return...

Who else here thinks this won't happen?

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

I found a Bart/Sideshow Bob fanfiction he reviewed way back. Solidmario in his own words:

“This is such an excellently detailed and heartwarming story. I love it so much. Everytime I read this story I picture the events. You should make a sequel to this one.”

The story in question:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4363391/1/Dear-Bart

Excerpt:


"Bart danced about above me, pulling at his cock every now and then, stroking his belly and bum, trying to entice me back to life. Facing away from me with a knee either side of my torso, he sat on my chest and leant forward to begin coaxing my flaccid dick back to an erection. I was thus presented with a close-up view of his pretty little ass. I ran my hands over the cheeks, then allowed my fingers to travel slowly down the crack. His half kneeling half sitting position pulled the cheeks apart, giving a full view of the small pink asshole. My fingers circled, then softly tickled it. I pushed it gently to test the feel of it – it did not give. I pulled Bart closer to me and ran my tongue up the cleft, nudging softly at the hole, circling and then gently pushing the tip of my tongue against it again. I wetted my index finger in my mouth, then slowly eased it into Bart's bum. There was a sharp intake of breath as it went in, and them more easily the whole length followed suit. I could feel the ring of muscle pulling hard against my finger, and it was with disappointment that I realised that it was so tight I would not be able to put my cock there without hurting the boy. As I had no desire to cause him pain, I would have to be inventive."

 

[TaterTotTitties]

I found a Bart/Sideshow Bob fanfiction he reviewed way back. Solidmario in his own words:

“This is such an excellently detailed and heartwarming story. I love it so much. Everytime I read this story I picture the events. You should make a sequel to this one.”

The story in question:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4363391/1/Dear-Bart

Excerpt:


"Bart danced about above me, pulling at his cock every now and then, stroking his belly and bum, trying to entice me back to life. Facing away from me with a knee either side of my torso, he sat on my chest and leant forward to begin coaxing my flaccid dick back to an erection. I was thus presented with a close-up view of his pretty little ass. I ran my hands over the cheeks, then allowed my fingers to travel slowly down the crack. His half kneeling half sitting position pulled the cheeks apart, giving a full view of the small pink asshole. My fingers circled, then softly tickled it. I pushed it gently to test the feel of it – it did not give. I pulled Bart closer to me and ran my tongue up the cleft, nudging softly at the hole, circling and then gently pushing the tip of my tongue against it again. I wetted my index finger in my mouth, then slowly eased it into Bart's bum. There was a sharp intake of breath as it went in, and them more easily the whole length followed suit. I could feel the ring of muscle pulling hard against my finger, and it was with disappointment that I realised that it was so tight I would not be able to put my cock there without hurting the boy. As I had no desire to cause him pain, I would have to be inventive."

I feel like I just got put on a list somewhere in the world.

 

[MetallicTunes]

I found a Bart/Sideshow Bob fanfiction he reviewed way back. Solidmario in his own words:

“This is such an excellently detailed and heartwarming story. I love it so much. Everytime I read this story I picture the events. You should make a sequel to this one.”

The story in question:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4363391/1/Dear-Bart

Excerpt:


"Bart danced about above me, pulling at his cock every now and then, stroking his belly and bum, trying to entice me back to life. Facing away from me with a knee either side of my torso, he sat on my chest and leant forward to begin coaxing my flaccid dick back to an erection. I was thus presented with a close-up view of his pretty little ass. I ran my hands over the cheeks, then allowed my fingers to travel slowly down the crack. His half kneeling half sitting position pulled the cheeks apart, giving a full view of the small pink asshole. My fingers circled, then softly tickled it. I pushed it gently to test the feel of it – it did not give. I pulled Bart closer to me and ran my tongue up the cleft, nudging softly at the hole, circling and then gently pushing the tip of my tongue against it again. I wetted my index finger in my mouth, then slowly eased it into Bart's bum. There was a sharp intake of breath as it went in, and them more easily the whole length followed suit. I could feel the ring of muscle pulling hard against my finger, and it was with disappointment that I realised that it was so tight I would not be able to put my cock there without hurting the boy. As I had no desire to cause him pain, I would have to be inventive."

Dude, this shit is worse than all those naked Bart pics Solid drew.

Also here's a review from Kevindude619:

one problem i had and i think it was addressed was bart fucking bob, that was kinda odd to be honest and a little creepy, i understand bart being fucked up the ass but not bob.

 

[Randall Fragg]

View attachment 138638

"Please, you have to understand. The Internet is evil. It corrupted me."
This needs to be random.txt.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dude, this shit is worse than all those naked Bart pics Solid drew.

Also here's a review from Kevindude619:

one problem i had and i think it was addressed was bart fucking bob, that was kinda odd to be honest and a little creepy, i understand bart being fucked up the ass but not bob.

Oh how I wish I could have my horrifying rating again.

 

[Cthulu]

Oh how I wish I could have my horrifying rating again.

I got it for ya

 

[MetallicTunes]

I got it for ya

You save lives, you know that?

 

[Ruin]

Listen, everyone. I'm not sure why I am the way I am, but I'm telling you right now, this is not how I imagined my life itself would be. Changing who I am is extremely difficult, and I know now, as long as I keep coming back, I'll only make things worse.

So....I'm going to officially leave the forum. This time for sure. And don't worry. I don't really care about Bart Simpson or any fetishes I may have anymore. Because one thing I'm learning now, is How I can control any feelings I may have.

But, First, @Null . I'm sorry. I'm sorry for threatening you. That was a real stupid thing to do. I should have just asked nicely. I admit that.

I also admit had I not be so stupid and uploaded my shit on DeviantArt either, none of this would ever have happened in the first place.

Forgiven or not, the least I can do, is just take this opportunity to understand that I screwed my own life, but only I can take the steps necessary to learn from my mistakes.


And everyone else, I'm sorry for having to get you all involved in this.

call it a shtick all you want, but I do plan to at least do everything I can to make sure my history never repeats itself.

Thank you all.

And goodbye for hopefully, the final time.

Do a flip faggot.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Before this thread gets locked and before @SolidMario ends up offing himself, let's pay tribute to the lives we've lost with some Pachelbel's Canon in D

 

[Ruin]

Before this thread gets locked and before @SolidMario ends up offing himself, let's pay tribute to the lives we've lost with some Pachelbel's Canon in D

 

[Lurkman]

He... he still didn't leave?

I guess I gave him too much credit.

 

[DadaistVizor]

I found a Bart/Sideshow Bob fanfiction he reviewed way back. Solidmario in his own words:

“This is such an excellently detailed and heartwarming story. I love it so much. Everytime I read this story I picture the events. You should make a sequel to this one.”

The story in question:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4363391/1/Dear-Bart

Excerpt:


"Bart danced about above me, pulling at his cock every now and then, stroking his belly and bum, trying to entice me back to life. Facing away from me with a knee either side of my torso, he sat on my chest and leant forward to begin coaxing my flaccid dick back to an erection. I was thus presented with a close-up view of his pretty little ass. I ran my hands over the cheeks, then allowed my fingers to travel slowly down the crack. His half kneeling half sitting position pulled the cheeks apart, giving a full view of the small pink asshole. My fingers circled, then softly tickled it. I pushed it gently to test the feel of it – it did not give. I pulled Bart closer to me and ran my tongue up the cleft, nudging softly at the hole, circling and then gently pushing the tip of my tongue against it again. I wetted my index finger in my mouth, then slowly eased it into Bart's bum. There was a sharp intake of breath as it went in, and them more easily the whole length followed suit. I could feel the ring of muscle pulling hard against my finger, and it was with disappointment that I realised that it was so tight I would not be able to put my cock there without hurting the boy. As I had no desire to cause him pain, I would have to be inventive."

eww what the fuck

 

[Kikomi]

eww what the fuck

i cringed so hard at that fanfic excerpt that i think i broke my spine. this is possibly the worst thing i've ever read.

 

[Without A Gout]

"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, May 2016
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, July 2016
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, August 2016
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, September 2016
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, October 2016

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, 6 minutes ago
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, 5 minutes ago
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, 4 minutes ago
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, 3 minutes ago
"I am leaving and never coming back here again" - SolidMario on Kiwi Farms, 2 minutes ago

FTFY