Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[jts1281]

This terrifies me to no end. The idea that some creepy fucking sicko could tickle my siblings or hypothetical children for some horrible pleasure. It makes me paranoid as fuck that something so innocent is used to jerk off some horrible basement dweller.

 

[Caesare]

The fucked up thing about all this is, I remember trying to find porn online in like 1998 on dialup, when you had to wait a few minutes for a picture to finish loading, a 30 minute video would take all night and morning. And I remember the websites back then always, always, always, had links to Simpsons porn at the bottom of the first pages. It would usually be incest too, with Bart banging Marge or any other awful combination you could think of.

There is nothing less appealing than Simpsons porn. Never mind, I'm sure there's much worse out there that I don't want to know about.

 

[TranLord]

look, dude. if you actually want to fuck kids, you can find therapists that can help you with that and give you coping mechanisms and shit to make you not a danger to kids/stop you looking at and making child porn. they wont arrest you unless you actually diddled a kid. you cant necessarily change these things but you can make them not an issue with the right help.

lol who am i kidding hes not gonna do that hes just gonna sperg out in this thread again /optimistic

 

[CatParty]

look, dude. if you actually want to fuck dogs, you can find therapists that can help you with that and give you coping mechanisms and shit to make you not a danger to dogs/stop you looking at and making dog porn. they wont arrest you unless you actually diddled a dog. you cant necessarily change these things but you can make them not an issue with the right help.

lol who am i kidding hes not gonna do that hes just gonna sperg out in this thread again /optimistic

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Just a few more YouTube comments

Spoiler

Spoiler: Huge one, this one is

 

[sogdiananhero]

It was brave of solidmario came in here like a big man swingin his dick to e-fight several mods and other assorted shitposters.

he was too autistic to make even 1 normal sounding post and throw everyone off, I respect a man with such stubborn spergery.

 

[NaughtyChicken]

I still can't get my head around the fact that Bart Simpson is so appealing to somebody, to the point where they want to fuck him. Is the reason only because his cock was in the movie? I don't understand.

Simpsons porn is laughable, not fappable.

 

[Null]

I still can't get my head around the fact that Bart Simpson is so appealing to somebody, to the point where they want to fuck him. Is the reason only because his cock was in the movie? I don't understand.

Simpsons porn is laughable, not fappable.

I vaguely remember this. Didn't they Shin-Chan it?

I still hold by my original idea that people with severe autism learn everything they know from TV (Chris) and somehow form all of their language and fetishes from that.

 

[NaughtyChicken]

I vaguely remember this. Didn't they Shin-Chan it?

I still hold by my original idea that people with severe autism learn everything they know from TV (Chris) and somehow form all of their language and fetishes from that.

Wouldn't put that past him, considering most of the things he's been writing in this thread are just direct quotes from television shows and movies.

 

[man in pickle armor]

Guys, this kind of shit is exactly what Solid Mario said to the Black Buster Critic, and he admitted that he had a problem, and he said he would stop, but he didn't. So what he is doing right now is to try to gain that sympathy to cover up for the person he really is. I bet he still does this shit in private, and will continue doing it.

 

[Null]

Guys, this kind of shit is exactly what Solid Mario said to the Black Buster Critic, and he admitted that he had a problem, and he said he would stop, but he didn't. So what he is doing right now is to try to gain that sympathy to cover up for the person he really is. I bet he still does this shit in private, and will continue doing it.

It's a tactic that probably worked on his mom a lot growing up. He's clumsily trying to give every possible type of response to trigger the desired reaction.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wouldn't put that past him, considering most of the things he's been writing in this thread are just direct quotes from television shows and movies.

Not to mention the constant Star Wars usernames outside the site. Hell, Solidmario's name in and of itself looks to be a shitty MGS/Super Mario mashup.

In fact, with a username like that, I'm kinda surprised he isn't fapping to Baby Mario. Not that it makes it any less horrifying, of course.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Solidmario's name in and of itself looks to be a shitty MGS/Super Mario mashup.

I always thought it was a euphemism for his penis when he saw Bart.

 

[GZ 004]

His brain wants to get away from the prickly wicklies Internet arguments give him, but his ego and autism keep pulling him back in.

He's just gonna keep doing this shit until he inadvertently doxxes himself.

 

[Motherboard]

He's just gonna keep coming back.

 

[bottomfeeder]

Is this who we're talking to?

Are we not going to loop back around to this? Because it seems pretty likely that a 12 year old boy + pedo grandpa + :autism: = this thread.

@SolidMario please message me. Let's talk it out.

 

[Cthulu]

Are we not going to loop back around to this? Because it seems pretty likely that a 12 year old boy + pedo grandpa + :autism: = this thread.

@SolidMario please message me. Let's talk it out.

In PM he claimed his name was David.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Are we not going to loop back around to this? Because it seems pretty likely that a 12 year old boy + pedo grandpa + :autism: = this thread.

That's not him in those vines. BBC showed video clips of Solidmario in the video he made on him (which sadly doesn't seem to be around anymore) but you can see some pics of him here at 19:55.

He's a big fat dude with curly hair and he's definitely not 12.

 

[bottomfeeder]

That's not him in those vines. BBC showed video clips of Solidmario in the video he made on him (which sadly doesn't seem to be around anymore) but you can see some pics of him here at 19:55.

He's a big fat dude with curly hair and he's definitely not 12.

Oh, thank god. I feel relieved but also astounded that he's not a child.

 

[Motherboard]

"What's wrong with you?", says the man who keeps coming back for more.

He also replies about as fast as I do to things.