Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[AA 102]

Three guesses.

I'll take autism for 500.

 

[Caesare]

@Pikimon he was starting to get a little wood too, at the dirty thought of you wanting him to take a picture of himself. He's a bad bad boy.

You should not feel any guilt about it. You know he's a freak. What's surprising is that this got so far along without him posting his cock.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

well it happened

 

[The Lizard Queen]

He's probably an exibitionist, and you played right into his gross sticky hands. He's getting off on this.

 

[Pac]

"I don't want to have to do something embarrassing or anything"

-- Proceeds to send dick pic

:autism:

 

[derpi]

Its not a very big dick

 

[D4C]

That image of his baby penis is never going to be removed from the internet.
It is a permanent stain on his already filthy reputation.
The world now knows how gullible he is, exchanging images of his phallus for jack shit.

Amazing.
You did it, SolidMario.
You fuckin' blew it.

 

[TS 298]

Why is it always Star Wars?

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm II.]

an imgur link
already removed the thing

 

[AA 102]

an imgur link
already removed the thing

nigga I've got you covered

Spoiler: NSFW

EDIT: He got the pic from google.

 

[Postal Dude]

WHAT
WHY
The autism witnessed daily on this forum is something most mortal men are not meant to see.

 

[NailsOnAChalkboard]

That's the smallest penis I've seen in a while. I think he might have tried to pop a half chub to make it look less sad lol

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

nigga I've got you covered

Spoiler: NSFW

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No sign with "hello kiwis" or something? A smart person would've just posted some random camwhore's dick.

 

[Pikonic]

Standard penis, nothing of note.

Why is it always Star Wars?

This is a little OT, but I think it'll better help you understand this guy, and other lolcows.

Spoiler: Kinda long and kinda OT

Star Wars is a huge cultural icon that many people are going to get, you might have never seen the movie but you probably know "you're my only hope," or "I am your father." That's why everyday people use it.
People with the tism use it because it's a simple plot with a clearly defined good vs evil dichotomy, with the exception of Vader who has a cliché "I was bad but now I'm good because the main character made me see the power of good." Autistics, children, and non-autistics adults that are childish are usually incapable of seeing depth in personalities so everyone is either a "good guy" or a "bad guy." There is no in between. It's probably why Chris never brings up Game of Thrones, because most of the characters can't be defined this way. Chris, and other POI on this site, need to stick to very basic movies or kid shows. The Simpsons is a little better in terms of depth with the characters, Ned Flanders is a good person, but he's annoying so the viewers aren't supposed to like him, Bart is the bad boy rebel, but he's a main character you're supposed to like because feel down he's a rebel with a heart of gold. You're not supposed to like Bart THIS much though.

 

[Lurkette]

No sign with "hello kiwis" or something? A smart person would've just posted some random camwhore's dick.

The key word here being smart

Solidmario is many things, but "smart" does not seem to describe him

Unless we're talking about his smarting pride

The dick pic is down but I'm going to assume it's standard small penis.

@dannyfrickenp saved it for posterity, it's a couple posts above yours

It's....certainly a penis

 

[DadaistVizor]

nigga I've got you covered

Spoiler: NSFW

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Thanks danny

 

[lindsayfan]

perfectly nice penis tbh

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

That's a pretty average dick honestly, and he's not morbidly obese.

I'm actually really fucking surprised.

 

[Postal Dude]

Can we be sure that this is really his wiener? He could have simply grapped a random dick pic of the web. (Which would explain why he did comply so easily with the request.)
The next one who extords a penis picture should remember to add additional requirements to ensure genuity.

No way he would ever put that kind of level of thinking into anything. We're talking about a guy who necro'd his own thread in an attempt to get it off the site.

 

[Kartoffel]

No way he would ever put that kind of level of thinking into anything. We're talking about a guy who necro'd his own thread in an attempt to get it off the site.

Wupps, you replied too fast, someone was faster then me noticing this, that's why I deleted it.

I don't know SolidMario seems a bit trollish to me. I'm not sure if this is genuine stupidity or if he just lacks common sense and self inhibition.