Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Twilight Sparkle]

I got curious because I haven't checked on lisalover (aka solid luigi) in a while and oh god was that a ride
he apparently ran off to a porn website and proceeded to chimp the fuck out whenever someone slightly pointed out an anatomy error (he did this a lot on deviantart before too)
Now if you excuse me I'm going to clean my history because I never want to ever see that poorly drawn shit again

 

[Senior Spielbergo]

"The man who wants to bang Bart Simpson".
I will personally see to it he gets a vasectomy so he won't reproduce.

 

[The Oddball from MLW]

This guy. He hasn't really done anything lulzy or noteworthy for years, so I really don't see much of a purpose in him having a thread completely dedicated to him.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A THREAD ABOUT SOLIDMARIO SOONER OR LATER! (caps end)



According to BBC, that scene was the reason that Solidmario began to find Bart attractive.

No. That was some bullshit excuse the guy made up to get away with his behavior. It didn't stem from anything. No therapist or Doctor has ever had a case of insanity like that. It can only mean one thing. He's not just jerking it to Bart because of some fetish. He's doing it for sport.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

everyone with "mario" in their username is a lolcow

 

[Aquinas]

What about "Mario Lopez" or "Mario Mario"?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What about "Mario Lopez" or "Mario Mario"?

I said "user"name

 

[Aquinas]

I said "user"name

psh, like 'names' matter

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

http://web.archive.org/web/20110827143314/http://solidmario.deviantart.com/gallery/

I've looked through it all. The whole archive's not complete. It's just pieces of his gallery. It's not the full thing. And with the original account gone, it never will be.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

Tell me about it.

Also, I can't think of anything worse than jacking off to Bart Simpson, than making him live his fantasies through Fry. That's something that should never fucking happen.

I think the dude used Fry because he was too lazy to learn how to actually fucking draw himself in the Simpsons style.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dude used Fry because he was too lazy to learn how to actually fucking draw himself in the Simpsons style.

For some reason, that just makes it much worse than it would be if he made an OC.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

For some reason, that just makes it much worse than it would be if he made an OC.

I hate to say it, but I agree. Pedos and autistic people they share one thing in common, though. They'll do anything for attention.

 

[Mr Pizza]

This is pretty funny stuff. The obscurity of the BlackBuster going on about a man who wants to have sex with Bart Simpson was entertaining. Thanks for necroing this thread, it's been a fun little distraction.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

This is pretty funny stuff. The obscurity of the BlackBuster going on about a man who wants to have sex with Bart Simpson was entertaining. Thanks for necroing this thread, it's been a fun little distraction.

How can you actually find it funny when actually knowing that he's talking about something so disturbing? That's what I want to know. But that's not important right now. All that I'm worried about right now is what will happen if Matt Greoning himself finds out about this and sees what this man has done to his beloved creations, his life's work vandalized. If and when he actually does find about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

This is pretty funny stuff. The obscurity of the BlackBuster going on about a man who wants to have sex with Bart Simpson was entertaining. Thanks for necroing this thread, it's been a fun little distraction.

Well, for me, this is more disturbing than it is funny. If anything, learning about all this just left me too appalled to even laugh at even one bit of any of this. I never really liked that Blackbuster guy, but he has reasons for this shit. But as for this SolidMario guy, a pity the man didn't seek mental help when he had the chance.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

"The man who wants to bang Bart Simpson".
I will personally see to it he gets a vasectomy so he won't reproduce.

I wouldn't even worry about that one. I doubt the guy even wants to have kids of his own because he's most likely afraid of doing it to them too. Especially in regards to how sees Bart. It's Bart he wants. That's all he care's about.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

For some reason, that just makes it much worse than it would be if he made an OC.

Plus, I think He never draw most of if not any of the pictures himself. They look like MS paint recolors and edits. Which explains why the stomach rub picture had Fry's hand look like a 3 year old drew it.

 

[creamyfanta]

Jesus this thread had so mant halals posting in it. Obamatron, Roger rabbit, conner, armedbluereploid. Damn!

So why is poster above me so disturbed by this dudes shitty recolors?

 

[José Mourinho]

Plus, I think He never draw most of if not any of the pictures himself. They look like MS paint recolors and edits. Which explains why the stomach rub picture had Fry's hand look like a 3 year old drew it.

Hi Solidmario. Why are you spamming reports here and more lol?

 

[Surtur]

Hi Solidmario. Why are you spamming reports here and more lol?

I love it when they bump their own dead threads.