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fuzzyrodent85 said:
I never expected to see Minecraft Steve do soyface.
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*pushes glasses up*

Uhm... ackchyually that is Herobrine from Minecraft. You see, Steve and Herobrine are two different characters in the Mineverse, with the former being the defacto-protagonist of the world, and the latter being a sort of supernatural boogeyman. Herobrine originated from a screenshot and accompanying creepypasta (which doesn't mean he's not real btw), and even if Notch said he isn't real, I know what's really going on.

Anyways, it's a beginner mistake, don't worry though, I've been a moderator on r/Minecraft for nearly a decade now and have tens of reddit gold given to me, so I can show you around. And don't worry about any rude comments, I'll protect my fair maiden from any nasty trolls. Perhaps m'lady can repay such a noble reddit warrior with... dare say a kiss? Perhaps we can move to my... private server?

Haha I am just kidding (unless you really want to in which case DM me). Welcome to r/Minecraft, a personal red carpet rolled out to you from a mod.

ps. Here is a selfie, just so you can see my glorious Norwegian genetics giving me the chad beard, I heard ladies like it. Plus it looks like Steve's!!!

Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE REDDIT GOLD KIND STRANGER!!! I'LL CELEBRATE WITH SOME CHOCCY MILK! >:3

Edit 2: MOAR REDDIT GOLD?!? YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY EPIC!!! :D
 
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GaryGrey said:
Keemstar likes TikTok quite a bit.
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Then you have this wonderful single mother having a breakdown. If only she has a spouse to confide in she wouldn't need the internet. Young single moms, cat owners, and wine aunts love TikTok
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Some people have put down nice gems
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At least China won't have many sentient AI's since if they train it off of TikTok the AI will just kill itself to escape this hell.
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Oh ya US politicians like to use TikTok to talk to the hip young soon to be voters.
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These clowns make the cows look like cosmopolitan sophisticates. I take everything back, Foodie Beauty is talented and puts so much effort into her content
 
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data-analysis-cosby said:
This thread would be the perfect place to share that research. I personally suspect TikTok, with its insanely well-tuned algorithmic format of immediate gratification for the most revelatory videos, lends itself to pre-pornographic aggrandisement. This medium where any form of revelation about the self is rewarded would naturally lend itself to pushing its young and vulnerable users towards pornography. If you have any form of research on the matter, I encourage you to share it, and I would be very happy to review it and to credit you for your discernment.
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"Panorama also spoke to one of the company's former moderators, who had worked in its London office.
The ex-employee explained that predators take advantage of the fact that TikTok's recommendation algorithm is designed to identify what users are interested in and then find them similar content.
"If you're looking at a lot of kids dancing sexually and you interact with that, it's going to give you more kids dancing sexually."

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"It felt like not very much was being done to protect people," the ex-worker said.
"Beijing were hesitant to suspend accounts or take stronger action on users who were being abusive.
"They would pretty much only ever get a temporary ban of some form, like a week or something.
"Moderators at least on the team I was on did not have the ability to ban accounts. They have to ask Beijing to do that. There were a lot of... clashes with Beijing."
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Thunkworthy.

 
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I'm going to toss in a bunch.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qjryyu10r21y54s2v.mp4
mIlK

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qm1yxq9JJe1w3nkam.mp4
Gay sex rituals

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I just like this one.

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pmhotcDobX1tjv0nh.mp4
This one is a compilation titled "TikToks that could also be Vines"

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I like this one a lot too.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qeibmhcErX1yefkvd.mp4
G'day, Bob!

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This one just makes me wonder how many takes it took to get that coordinated. Also might not be a tiktok but it's short enough.
 
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IbnTaymiyyah said:
Ask, and thou shalt receive. However, don't be surprised if you find out that what you asked for will make you want to cleanse the filth from your soul.

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Two users caught my eye due to how many fucking subreddits there are promoting them: Mati Marroni and Malu Trevejo. They both turned 18 within the past year, and they're also among Onlyfans' top content creators (if I'm not mistaken; such statistics are hard to come by if you're not a creator yourself).

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There are countless other chicks on TikTok who fit the description of having turned 18 and starting an Onlyfans page, but these two were the biggest in terms of an overall following that I could find. There are also whole ass Subreddits dedicated to advertising, or indeed archiving their "content" for free so that they won't have to pay. Such subreddits I've found along with the posts that made me wish to sound the trumpets of metaphorical jihad. The most notable one that comes to mind is /r/TikThots.

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Notice how it has a fucking 96% upvote ratio!

There's also /r/BestOfYoungNSFWReddit (No, I'm not kidding), but I adamantly refuse to archive anything off of it because all of it is porn unrelated to TikTok.
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Every "sexy" subreddit has become a catalog for thots to spam their OF links, even r/bois which is full of barely fuckable basket cases you got fatty 4/10s caked in makeup and even those have links in their profile
data-analysis-cosby said:
"if I rub my pussy on OnlyFans I'll never have to work again".
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And she's right, she'll never have to work again for the next 2 or 3 years, then qoomers will get bored and orbit fresh meat instead. Meanwhile any employer can find her pics in like a minute.
 
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