✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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Updating the OP and I didn't realize how her entire life is basically lolcow shit. Adding a few new parts now too



also she deleted and undeleted her accounts a few times a while ago:

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dang jews at it again
 
I never got why anyone would accept such a bullshit idea such as "flat earth theory". "It's the current year! Let's go back to 15th Century scientific thinking!"

The only thing that's flat is your personality, Tila.

Big Nasty said:
The shape of her tits are even worse.
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Botched breast implants are a hell of a thing.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Updating the OP and I didn't realize how her entire life is basically lolcow shit. Adding a few new parts now too



also she deleted and undeleted her accounts a few times a while ago:

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dang jews at it again
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da picklejew done tricked her again
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Tila is very talented. It takes a lot of talent to become famous and make bank just by showing your tits, being dumb af, having a shit personality and not being able to form a cogent sentence. We truly live in glorious time when someone who does so little can reap so much. Also she's making a lot of people chimp out by being racist and having no filter at all.

The Origin Story

Tila (aka Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen (lol, asians)) was born in Singapore and is somehow a d-list celebrity and mostly forgotten today but it wasn't always like that.

In 2001, she decided she wanted to become famous. If you have no talent, no marketable skills and a horrible personality, what's the quickest shortcut to fame? Showing your tits, obviously. She even made it all the way to Playboy but she realized that she could only go so far as a whore, she needed to become an attention whore if she really wanted to make it big, so she used the internet (and her tits) on social media to make herself known. And it worked.

Thien Thanh Thi was offered her own tv show back in late 2005. Why? Because she had the most friends on myspace. No, really. I'm serious. Back in 2005, because she had lots of friends on MySpace she was offered a reality tv show. And A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila actually made history by being the first dating show with bisexual themes. And it was a success, too (for MTV standards anyway). She used her tv to launch a horrible singing career and publish a book she called

"Hooking Up With Tila Tequila: A Guide To Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party"

All that in two years. For showing her tits and clicking 'add friend' on MySpace.

Then she did lots of cocaine. Lots

The Fall

She started to get in problems in 2007 by releasing an EP that was breaching her contract and getting sued. Then the winner of the dating show where she was a prize decided she didn't actually want to date Tila and rejected her on tv. Yes, she got dumped in the finale of her own dating TV show by the contestant who decided she was too crazy to date. And used the publicity to start her own modelling career and get a photoshoot in Playboy. lmao

She decided to rebound a few months later by getting engaged to Casey Johnson, a socialite and ex-model. Also crazy bipolar drugged out bitch. While Tila was busy getting rejected on her own dating show, she was dating a woman named Courtenay Semel and set her hair on fire during a fight, then went to her friend's house and stole here jewelry, shoes, six hundred pages of legal document, clothes and underwear for the fun of it. After getting cut off financially and being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt she approached Tila and, Tila always making great decisions she decided to hit her wagon to that horse

They announced they were engaged in December 2009. She was dead less than a month later because she never took insulin for her diabetes and took too many other drugs which just fucked up her kidneys too hard.

Today

That's her current Twitter banner

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"I mean yeah sure she got shit thrown at her by juggalos and she posts lots of pictures of herself dressed as a nazi guard while lusting after Emperor Trump, but is she really that crazy she deserves a thread?"

Yes she is, also fuck you.

Ever since she had an aneurysm in 2012 she's become crazier

Just in the last 24 hours she's

- Made said pic her banner and praised nazis in general
- Urged her followers 'Don't be niggers' and that she wants a white only neighborhood
- Went on a 3 hour twitter rants about how black people commit all the crimes
- Called trannies transsexuals and said they were "inverted physical manifestations of anything holy"
- Said she was done with "any type of 3D earth interviews. Not many people in real life get to speak to me. There is another alter that exists for 3D earth people."
- Called herself an angelic incarnate here to send people to be cleansed in fire

actually someone get her an account here she sounds great. Also, looks great



"You said I'm thirsty but really I'm not"

Look bro, she banged Billy Corgan.

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Not even 1994 at the height of his power Billy Corgan, 2014 fat and balding balder, hasn't made a good song in 20 years and spends his time with his wrestling league and alex jones Billy Corgan.

So even you might have a shot. And considering all of her porn tapes floating around, it might even be cheaper than Ali Rapp, or at least doing Ali Rapp while @KingOfCucks stands in the corner, whimpering.

So post the nudes, the batshit stuff she does, tell us how much you want to cum on her giant alien forehead, whatever


Powerwords:
https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove
https://www.facebook.com/IamMissTila/
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We have to clarify things here. Tila claims she was in street gangs growing up, (I don't know if that is valid since she is Vietnamese and that is kinda stereotypical ) Tila was at once the most followed person on MySpace. She set out at becoming a rapper/singer, but she got very popular because Asian flavor. Playboy capitalized on her fame and have her bobbleheaded ass pose naked in their magazine. Then, she did two seasons of A Shot of Love where men and women competed to win her love, which spawned a short lived meme and made the argument that Justin Beiber looks like a lesbian.

After a while she claimed that she had sex with the rapper The Game and conceived his baby, she got kicked out of season 3 of Celebrity Rehab ( Before they even started filming) and she also put out a gossip blog.

The aneurysm solidifies that Tila is mentally not there. This nazi stuff is pretty new since she is bi and asian.
 
OP now covers pretty much everything until she went really crazy, I'll add the crazy highlights tonight its a fuckton to go through

Plenty of lulzy stuff from her life she literally fails at everything lol
 
Honestly, I'm really interested in knowing what kind of childhood could have brought upon such an insanely histrionic personality. The brain damage definitely put her squarely into lolcow territory, but she was skirting the line long before that.
 
Until she tries to go on a shooting spree, I'm pretty sure Lindsaaaay is the official Kiwi Farms-appointed Queen of Southeast Asian Neo-Nazis
 
This guy I used to work with in 2010 partied with her and said she was batshit insane even in those days. I'd be skeptical about any of his claims but he had a video of her snorting coke off of another chick's stomach.
 
Whenever I see someone this batfuck loony who also happens to have snorted an entire South American drug cartel, part of me always wonders what percentage of their crazy is congenital, and what's caused by the mountains of cocaine and party drugs and the years of nonstop attention.

If she hadn't been the Queen of MySpace, and didn't get all the attention, and managed to do maybe 1/150,000th of the drugs she actually did, would she have ended up still this crazy? She probably would have ended up just another B grade porn actress and club ho with the distinct odour of 'insane person', but you have to wonder if she'd be all NeoNazi-robot-clone-flat-Earth-fuck-the-Jews crazy if she didn't have the attention and fame that went along with her skazillion MySpace friends. Or all the cocaine.

Anybody else wonder this?
 
I remember they did a few TV spots for her shoe back when they were starting the first season. What I recall about it was how she acted like she was an ambassador for every bi person and said something to the effect of how people had never seen bi people in the mainstream media before her. I'd like to point out this was in the MySpace bisexuality crazy days.
 
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