✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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Jake's Piercing said:
10/10 would cum on her forehead. She's looking to get pregnant again, so any cow up for it?
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:epik:Let's get Chris to do it.:epik:

shitposting aside, I'm not at all surprised she went crazy. The only reason she ever got famous to begin with is because of the screenwriter strike back in '07. TV stations would just air whatever, especially if it was a cheap reality show.
 
Hodor said:
:epik:Let's get Chris to do it.:epik:

shitposting aside, I'm not at all surprised she went crazy. The only reason she ever got famous to begin with is because of the screenwriter strike back in '07. TV stations would just air whatever, especially if it was a cheap reality show.
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For me she's the epitome of Mtv's demise, The final nail in the coffin. She literally coasted on M's viewership at that time (back when I still had Mtv on almost all day and night) and of course she's the number one client in the spank bank for any caucasian gamer that lacks moves in all the right places.

But for her, getting on TMZ every few months obviously isn't enough. her porn is meh at best but I'm pretty sure that every dudebro wants to use that ass as him cumdumpster because unlike most lolcows, she actually has a perfect body and matching petit asian look, even now in her mid-thirties.. though this autistic bamboosucker thinks she's 23 in this incarnation.

I never saw the shows she did before (VH1's Surviving Nugent) but as far as I get it, it was basically a slut-bootcamp and since she was already a model with dubious standards, it's easy to roll into this life of "fame" and rich guys at clubs buying you drinks and offering you $5K for your pussy.

also:

 
I remember when /pol/ worshiped Tila Tequila because they assumed she would enlighten all the sheeple by tell them about the kikes and shit.
 
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Oglooger said:
I remember when /pol/ worshiped Tila Tequila because they assume she would enlighten all the sheeple because she would tell them about the kikes and shit.
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Because this is the face you want to legitimize your political views to the masses.

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I'd be meaning to make a thread about her for a while and gave @Internet War Criminal the approval to make it. If you don't think she's a lolcow, don't post in this thread. Additionally, please cease and desist with thirstposting.

I began following her three or four years ago when she started sperging about the illuminati. Funny enough, she was converting to Judaism until she was roundly mocked by the Jewish community which probably was why she did a round about and became "Hitila" the Nazi Sympathizer:
http://tmz.me/18zV1YV

Here's her "hit single" where she raps about worldwide genocide and flouride are jewish conspiracies: https://tune.pk/video/1361062/tila-tequila-official-new-music-it-going-down-must-hear

One of her illuminati conspiracy theories was that they assassinated Paul Walker:
http://huff.to/1buev0Z

Her blog where she writes about conspiracy theories:
http://anonymoustruthblog.com/ (I got a malware warning... enter at your own risk)

Earlier this year she was e-begging on gofundme because she couldn't afford her $4,500 a month house: http://radaronline.com/celebrity-ne...gs-fans-money-gofundme-wants-money-furniture/

It was deleted a couple times because her weird ass new age word salad made them think it was a joke.
 
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I didn't even know how recent her site was.. but she doesn't even have a basic grasp of English

http://tilatequila.com/tila-talks-guys-bust-nut-inside-female/

I am curious as to the reason behind why a lot of guys bust a nut inside of a female without any further intentions of stepping up to the plate to be a father OR is is because you want love the girl, and you want her to have your children? I am confused here so help me out!
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Not very far from "me love you long time G.I. sucky sucky five dollah"
 
Strelok said:
Because this is the face you want to legitimize your political views to the masses.

tila21f-3-web.jpg
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It's because the normalfag sheeples worship her and stuff.. r-right?
I-I'm hip and know of stuff
 
Wow I liked her show back then. Now it seems that the drugs destroyed her brain. I really think that's the reason why she acts like that. It might not be a "normal" mental illness but the result of drug abuse. It will get worse and I'm here to watch this trainwreck. :popcorn:
 
Sinners Sandwich said:
Wow I liked her show back then. Now it seems that the drugs destroyed her brain. I really think that's the reason why she acts like that. It might not be a "normal" mental illness but the result of drug abuse. It will get worse and I'm here to watch this trainwreck. :popcorn:
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maybe lack of oxygen after she got cock-choked a bit too long in a video series "Tila vs 4 linebackers" part 1,2,3 and 5.
 
Dale69Trucks said:
did that ever change?
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Yeah, but it isn't as prevalent now, and they don't do anymore of those "____ of Love" (there were about a hundred different versions) shows ever since the contestant who won the show "Megan Wants A Millionaire" chopped a woman into pieces and stuffed her in a suitcase. The only survivors from that era that's still on TV are the two Teen Mom shows (which has a few cows among it's cast members).

That said, Tila's was by far the worst of its genre in that era.
 
I never really thought about it before, but the fact that she was even able to reach the level of popularity that she did still kind of amazes me. This woman amassed a substantial fanbase on Myspace (enough to get the attention of basic cable networks at least) and what was this Rhodes scholar's platform, exactly? "I'm am bisexical azn gurl & i liek BOYZ nd GURLZ!"

Obviously her fame didn't sustain itself and all she really amounted to is just another sperg sperging on the internet (at this point it wouldn't shock me if she found this thread and started yelling at us), but consider for a second the opportunities that were handed to her in television, music, porn, and whatever else she either failed at or pissed away....all for someone who is ugly, has no talent, and is batshit insane.

And sadly, I don't think her sperging is just for attention. If it was and if she had a brain in that bulbous fucking head of her's, she would have gone in the entirely opposite direction and went full SJW. The climate has gotten so incredibly retarded that she would have garnered an insane amount of sympathy from the PC left if she blamed her loss of fame on the fact that she's a poor, oppressed, queer woman of color and it's all the cishet neurotypical white male patriarchy's fault. Hell, she'd probably get a speaking engagement at the Democratic National Convention.
 
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I also remember the Cool Kids talking about her a lot towards the end of my high school years (2004 / 2005). The other Cool Kids discussion topic was conspiracy theories, which didn't make any sense at the time but after reading how fucking insane Tila Tequila is, I'm sure there's a connection.
 
Gary Busey gets brain damage and it makes him a better actor.

Tila Tequila gets brain damage and it makes her a conspiracy-theorist nut job.
You decide who drew the short stick.
 
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