Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[i forgot my password]

The man who broke into Tim's house is Craig Roberts, a Trumplican pastor, and former actor from California, running for congress in West Virginia's 2nd district. He said he was allowed in by Ben, a member of the Beanie Compound. He is not a deranged leftist like Tim keeps implying. Craig claims that he only stopped by to campaign, but the Beanie Compound is in Maryland, not West Virginia. Tim's actual home is in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. That means Craig drove thirty minutes out of his district to campaign and force himself onto Tim's show.

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He's also begging Tim to let him on BeanieCast IRL, while threatening to sue Tim for posting him on the Caste Castle vlog and he also wants Tim to file charges against him.

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Your 'No Trespassing' signs are working very well, Tim.

This is the video Craig is referring to:

Tim claims he has security, guns, and dogs that will injure trespassers but all I see are three millennials telling a trespasser not to walk in the house then allowing the trespasser to walk in the house so he can give his campaign pitch. Then they politely shake his hand, give him a bottle of water, and allow him to leave with no trouble. Can Tim even press charges against Craig if he was welcomed in?

Maybe if Tim didn't hire retards to work at the Cast Castle, he could real security guards and doormen.

 

[catmasterj]

Wouldn't surprise me if he's making it up

 

[Retink]

If Tim wants to he should just capitalize on the meme

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Those two dumb bitches make Tim seem likable.

Tim claims he has security, guns, and dogs that will injure trespassers but all I see are three millennials telling a trespasser not to walk in the house then allowing the trespasser to walk in the house so he can give his campaign pitch. Then they politely shake his hand, give him a bottle of water, and allow him to leave with no trouble. Can Tim even press charges against Craig if he was welcomed in?

Maybe if Tim didn't hire retards to work at the Cast Castle, he could real security guards and doormen.

The Craig guy to me sounds like an annoying solicitor more than a real threat, and like you said they just humored the guy and kicked him out after as we can see in the video. The problem is Tim is making this way bigger than it is and threatening this random idiot with prison time, which is a bad look for Tim but more importantly it gives other people more incentive to mess with him. I doubt the people are going after Tim for having MTG or whoever on the show, they're probably going after him because they just don't like him, and the more he reacts the more these people will mess with him, especially when such a mild situation as the weird hippie guy gets such a massive reaction.

 

[Josterman]

Those two dumb bitches make Tim seem likable.



The Craig guy to me sounds like an annoying solicitor more than a real threat, and like you said they just humored the guy and kicked him out after as we can see in the video. The problem is Tim is making this way bigger than it is and threatening this random idiot with prison time, which is a bad look for Tim but more importantly it gives other people more incentive to mess with him. I doubt the people are going after Tim for having MTG or whoever on the show, they're probably going after him because they just don't like him, and the more he reacts the more these people will mess with him, especially when such a mild situation as the weird hippie guy gets such a massive reaction.

Virgin bitches or virgin Tim

The man who broke into Tim's house is Craig Roberts, a Trumplican pastor, and former actor from California, running for congress in West Virginia's 2nd district. He said he was allowed in by Ben, a member of the Beanie Compound. He is not a deranged leftist like Tim keeps implying. Craig claims that he only stopped by to campaign, but the Beanie Compound is in Maryland, not West Virginia. Tim's actual home is in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. That means Craig drove thirty minutes out of his district to campaign and force himself onto Tim's show.
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He's also begging Tim to let him on BeanieCast IRL, while threatening to sue Tim for posting him on the Caste Castle vlog and he also wants Tim to file charges against him.
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(Wayback Machine is not working and Archive is being slow so I'll add the other links later, unless someone wants to try to archive the links. He's already deleted the tweet saying he hopes to go on Tim's show one day but Archive is still trying to save the page)

Your 'No Trespassing' signs are working very well, Tim.

This is the video Craig is referring to:


Tim claims he has security, guns, and dogs that will injure trespassers but all I see are three millennials telling a trespasser not to walk in the house then allowing the trespasser to walk in the house so he can give his campaign pitch. Then they politely shake his hand, give him a bottle of water, and allow him to leave with no trouble. Can Tim even press charges against Craig if he was welcomed in?

Maybe if Tim didn't hire retards to work at the Cast Castle, he could real security guards and doormen.

just build guard towers around the property or have sensors and maybe cameras to protect the place

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

The man who broke into Tim's house is Craig Roberts, a Trumplican pastor, and former actor from California, running for congress in West Virginia's 2nd district. He said he was allowed in by Ben, a member of the Beanie Compound. He is not a deranged leftist like Tim keeps implying. Craig claims that he only stopped by to campaign, but the Beanie Compound is in Maryland, not West Virginia. Tim's actual home is in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. That means Craig drove thirty minutes out of his district to campaign and force himself onto Tim's show.
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He's also begging Tim to let him on BeanieCast IRL, while threatening to sue Tim for posting him on the Caste Castle vlog and he also wants Tim to file charges against him.
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Archive 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
(Wayback Machine is not working and Archive is being slow so I'll add the other links later, unless someone wants to try to archive the links. He's already deleted the tweet saying he hopes to go on Tim's show one day but Archive is still trying to save the page)

Your 'No Trespassing' signs are working very well, Tim.

This is the video Craig is referring to:


Tim claims he has security, guns, and dogs that will injure trespassers but all I see are three millennials telling a trespasser not to walk in the house then allowing the trespasser to walk in the house so he can give his campaign pitch. Then they politely shake his hand, give him a bottle of water, and allow him to leave with no trouble. Can Tim even press charges against Craig if he was welcomed in?

Maybe if Tim didn't hire retards to work at the Cast Castle, he could real security guards and doormen.

Lol, if Congressional candidates keep trolling their constituents like this I may have to start paying more attention to local politics.

 

[endangeredspecies]

On today's Cast Castle:


Sarah, the Deputy Secretary of Skate, shows off her certified tugging skills and fawns over Andrew the game dev once more. So far we have Andy and Lydia, Tim and Alison (possibly Luke's dog is involved), and I'm pretty sure Brett and Miracle are a thing. The retard breeding program is an outstanding success outside of the Ian and crazy bitch who worked for Tim failure.
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New security measures and decorations are up:
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And Carter, the man with the scarf fucks up cutting a cake more than once as he's still a massive fuck up:
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The episode ends with Tim's Brother saying "we got swatted."

To be fair that's essentially getting fired for not being vaccinated. Sure, you're not being fired because you're not vaccinated, you're being fired because you can't perform your job function as you're not allowed in this building, but you're only not being allowed in this building because you're not vaccinated.



1.) I don't know if Lyd's was lying or just got divorced but she's with Andy now.
2.) Yea, I don't really believe it, but it's worth a mention as Luke's ex recently mentioned he was a lusty man that cheated and wanted to fuck Shoe0nhead, so there's some context even if it's incredibly minor.
3.) Yup, Emily is somewhat coherent but Rocco is a complete retard and like you said he just lives in his own schizo reality of posting random crap that makes no sense but he thinks is a major gotcha. Ian's ex seems to be mostly the same way and has ended up friends with Rocco and Emily. I guess you either end up in the compound or in the reject basement with that crew if you're fired from Tim's retard squad.

wtf is this castle shit? this is worse than having to watch idiots in logam paul house doing nothing. at least those dont pretend to be pretentious hippy assholes

 

[Retink]

wtf is this castle shit? this is worse than having to watch idiots in logam paul house doing nothing. at least those dont pretend to be pretentious hippy assholes

It's one of Tim's many new side projects to create more content for his special website. It's made by Tim's brother and looks at the lives of those living and working at the compound, with the main entertainment value being them failing at simple task and having mental breakdowns.

 

[dillybars]

The way he talks about the DDoS is also weird, as they don't need a ton of private info to generate an attack, and maybe I'm just not familiar with it but is a gigabit attack really that outlandish for DDoS?

It’s like a person running a DDoS from a casual business line. It’s not amazing and for a guy who can fundraiser millions it’s a laughable thing. In fact, I laugh at that.

 

[tulskij_tochnyj]

>FENCE FARM UNDER SIEGE UNDER LOCKDOWN
>paranoid supreme leader sitting on a pile of guns
How long till he starts minecrafting fellow skaters traitors and antifa spies?

 

[Josterman]

>FENCE FARM UNDER SIEGE UNDER LOCKDOWN
>paranoid supreme leader sitting on a pile of guns
How long till he starts minecrafting fellow skaters traitors and antifa spies?

I’m going to give him till the end of summer speaking of Nandno and Claire are afraid and their cult followers are coping since people think they did the second swating attack

 

[Wesley Willis]

He settled right between Sandy Hook Rd and Israel Creek? I smell a conspiracy.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Increased security at the Beanie Compound? All entrants must ritually swear fealty to Tim, and as sign of supplication shall all Don ritual Beanies. Then shall they make Tims path smooth, as he relocates the Beanie Davidians to their new Zion, far from the prying eyes of Zuckerberg and the Trolls.

 

[Josterman]

Increased security at the Beanie Compound? All entrants must ritually swear fealty to Tim, and as sign of supplication shall all Don ritual Beanies. Then shall they make Tims path smooth, as he relocates the Beanie Davidians to their new Zion, far from the prying eyes of Zuckerberg and the Trolls.

i call them poolians since well it’s more accurate
edit: Timcast irl is going to cover the disaster of a press confrence

and timcast guest chad will chamberlain vs virgin bitch Nandini

 

[Retink]

What happened at the Biden press conference? I've stopped giving a shit about any of it so I don't really follow it.

Increased security at the Beanie Compound? All entrants must ritually swear fealty to Tim, and as sign of supplication shall all Don ritual Beanies. Then shall they make Tims path smooth, as he relocates the Beanie Davidians to their new Zion, far from the prying eyes of Zuckerberg and the Trolls.

Yes me' lohrd.


They doubled, no tripled, the number of doormats.

 

[Josterman]

What happened at the Biden press conference? I've stopped giving a shit about any of it so I don't really follow it.


They doubled, no tripled, the number of doormats.

well check the Biden mega thread and the response is must wow he is not full there and here is Tim’s theory on who swatted him the second time and spoilers it’s Nandini



from agent poso

she is trying to make herself better

I got two articles talking about the 2nd swatting

Tim Pool Swatted Hours After Criticizing Cancel Culture Activist Nandini Jammi

Coincidence?

bongino.com

BREAKING: Tim Pool gets swatted AGAIN during Timcast IRL

This is the second time Tim Pool has been swatted this January.

thepostmillennial.com

 

[BR-549]

Torba (Gab) will be on tomorrow….

 

[tulskij_tochnyj]

Torba (Gab) will be on tomorrow….

How will Torba's curse materialize this time?

 

[Josterman]

Nandini Jammi aka Far left lady Al qeada doing damage control and claim her terrorism on Tim pool company is ”working”

another blue check mark
why does this feel like another Carl Benjamin Vs akaila huges situation

 

[Retink]

Compound Watch Update:

Tim shows his ineptitude by buying a bunch of cauliflower crusts thinking they will be a pizza, then he decides to make a pizza. First he breaks the crust after baking it, then he puts the cheese on and forgets the sauce so he decides to bake it that way and just add sauce later. Making a pizza is hard guys, you have to remember things like crust -> sauce -> cheese. His new target audience is Kay's Cooking.

Found the crust he bought, it says crust on each box and each 3 pack is about 40$, he bought at least 3 of those variety packs so that's about 120$ worth of Pizza crust Tim bought. Really working hard to burn through that cash.

They then have to determine who took a shit in the house, Luke lists possible suspects of his dog, the cat, or someone living in the house. When Luke confronts Tim about it, Tim instantly says it must have been Luke's dog, and then someone confirms it was the cat. No other dogs are mentioned so it's obvious Tim is lying about multiple dogs.

Luke forces Miracle to sign a workout contract while shining a light on her face and she tries to get out of it. Luke is trying to get some of that chunky Asian action. Then Lydia complains about her back is hurting and Luke says she's trying to hard to make babies.

Tim, continuing his spending spree, has bought 20k$ worth of silver coins (Maple Leafs from Canada). At some point he's going to wonder how he went broke while clutching a T-Rex skull as his properties are repossessed. Wonder if any of that silver is kiwi made with a Chris Chan strike.

I was kind of curious about the silver price Tim mentions, and maybe he just got it wrong, but from JMbullion, Gainsville, and APMEX:

Maybe he just bought an older minting which was more expensive or it was 20k$ Canadian, maybe he just misremembered and rounded up, or Tim just got taken for 5k$.

Episode ends in a skit, Ian is actually kind of funny in it

 

[Josterman]

Compound Watch Update:

Tim shows his ineptitude by buying a bunch of cauliflower crusts thinking they will be a pizza, then he decides to make a pizza. First he breaks the crust after baking it, then he puts the cheese on and forgets the sauce so he decides to bake it that way and just add sauce later. Making a pizza is hard guys, you have to remember things like crust -> sauce -> cheese. His new target audience is Kay's Cooking. (Tim then says it wasn't crust but just cheese, each box contained 2 sealed bags, my guess is one was crust and one was a cheese patty that you bake together to make a pizza, he just didn't read the box)
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They then have to determine who took a shit in the house, Luke lists possible suspects of his dog, the cat, or someone living in the house. When Luke confronts Tim about it, Tim instantly says it must have been Luke's dog, and then someone confirms it was the cat. No other dogs are mentioned so it's obvious Tim is lying about multiple dogs.

Luke forces Miracle to sign a workout contract while shining a light on her face and she tries to get out of it. Luke is trying to get some of that chunky Asian action. Then Lydia complains about her back is hurting and Luke says she's trying to hard to make babies.
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Tim, continuing his spending spree, has bought 20k$ worth of silver coins (Maple Leafs from Canada). At some point he's going to wonder how he went broke while clutching a T-Rex skull as his properties are repossessed. Wonder if any of that silver is kiwi made with a Chris Chan strike.
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Episode ends in a skit, Ian is actually kind of funny in it

That pizza looks gross if it has pineapple on it it’s even more gross
more of Antifa lady going insane with Dan bongino fighting for Tim


translation she has none
now she is retweet the article made by his stalker