Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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20:50 - "I don't really care about...you know...policy stuff."

Then stop ripping on Republicans for doing nothing, Tim. If you aren't concerned about policy, then your constant whining that Republicans never do anything, when the only clear thing you've indicated you want them to do is impeach Joe Biden, is ridiculous.
 
Compound Watch Update:

Tim shows his ineptitude by buying a bunch of cauliflower crusts thinking they will be a pizza, then he decides to make a pizza. First he breaks the crust after baking it, then he puts the cheese on and forgets the sauce so he decides to bake it that way and just add sauce later. Making a pizza is hard guys, you have to remember things like crust -> sauce -> cheese. His new target audience is Kay's Cooking.
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Found the crust he bought, it says crust on each box and each 3 pack is about 40$, he bought at least 3 of those variety packs so that's about 120$ worth of Pizza crust Tim bought. Really working hard to burn through that cash.
lmao. Stoned teenagers know to pour sauce first and then sprinkle cheese. Blaze/Mod Pizza literally shows people how to make pizza.

In general, Tim sounds like he's Nigger rich.
 
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lmao. Stoned teenagers know to pour sauce first and then sprinkle cheese. Blaze/Mod Pizza literally shows people how to make pizza.

In general, Tim sounds like he's Nigger rich.
That one pizza has so many fuck ups on Tim's end it's stunning. First he orders what he thinks are full pizzas and not just crusts, then someone leaves the box that says "open immediately perishable!" on the mail shelf with all of the other random stuff. Tim finally finds it, opens it and is confused why it's just a crust in the package, but he thinks some are crusts and some are pizzas still, only to realize it's all just crust.

He decides to make a pizza, forgets to grease/oil the pan so when he bakes the crust it gets stuck and he even mentions the box tells you to coat the pan/tray. Then he finds a bunch of random cheese, some of which doesn't belong to him, and just throws parm and a three cheese blend on top of the crust that's all broken up now because it was stuck to the pan and then cooks it to the point that it's largely blackened as you can see in the picture.

I think he realized he forgot the sauce as he was putting the cheese on, so he could have still saved it, but nope he was committed. Eventually he just poured meat pasta sauce on it, not even pizza sauce which is normally thicker and at it with a fork as it fell apart. I've never made a pizza before, but even I know the fucking sauce goes on first normally. And why did he buy these specific "pizzas" that are just really shitty looking thin crusts made out of cheese and cauliflower, well because someone on Instagram told him to.
 
That one pizza has so many fuck ups on Tim's end it's stunning. First he orders what he thinks are full pizzas and not just crusts, then someone leaves the box that says "open immediately perishable!" on the mail shelf with all of the other random stuff. Tim finally finds it, opens it and is confused why it's just a crust in the package, but he thinks some are crusts and some are pizzas still, only to realize it's all just crust.

He decides to make a pizza, forgets to grease/oil the pan so when he bakes the crust it gets stuck and he even mentions the box tells you to coat the pan/tray. Then he finds a bunch of random cheese, some of which doesn't belong to him, and just throws parm and a three cheese blend on top of the crust that's all broken up now because it was stuck to the pan and then cooks it to the point that it's largely blackened as you can see in the picture.

I think he realized he forgot the sauce as he was putting the cheese on, so he could have still saved it, but nope he was committed. Eventually he just poured meat pasta sauce on it, not even pizza sauce which is normally thicker and at it with a fork as it fell apart. I've never made a pizza before, but even I know the fucking sauce goes on first normally. And why did he buy these specific "pizzas" that are just really shitty looking thin crusts made out of cheese and cauliflower, well because someone on Instagram told him to.
He's just trying to make sure we don't mistake him for white (or at least Italian) ever again by fucking up this hard on food outside of his ethnic comfort zone
 
He's just trying to make sure we don't mistake him for white (or at least Italian) ever again by fucking up this hard on food outside of his ethnic comfort zone
When Chinese people fuck up making a hamburger, it's because that food is alien to them. Tim has seen a pizza before in his life.

He does bring up not being white at the end of the Cast Castle episode, because of course he has to as he's whiter than quarter black Garret. He's also just a fuck up with food. Later in the episode he's talking up some other pizza he has (this one you just microwave or heat so it's more at his skill level with no assembly required), as he lives on an all keto pizza and Wagyu beef diet, and he almost drops that one as well.

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He does bring up not being white at the end of the Cast Castle episode, because of course he has to as he's whiter than quarter black Garret. He's also just a fuck up with food. Later in the episode he's talking up some other pizza he has (this one you just microwave or heat so it's more at his skill level with no assembly required), as he lives on an all keto pizza and Wagyu beef diet, and he almost drops that one as well.

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He should really be taking this opportunity away from the timcast brand to acquire and show off a wide variety of baldness hiding headwear. Cowboy hats, chef's hats, fedoras. The sky is the limit
 
Nandini Jammi aka Far left lady Al qeada doing damage control and claim her terrorism on Tim pool company is ”working”
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why does this feel like another Carl Benjamin Vs akaila huges situation
Fuck the Antifa lady but Tim inferring that she is stoking flames that result in the doxing with no evidence and using Toasterhead Bongos and his Boomer Troopers to fight back is cringy as fuck
 
Fuck the Antifa lady but Tim inferring that she is stoking flames that result in the doxing with no evidence and using Toasterhead Bongos and his Boomer Troopers to fight back is cringy as fuck
It wouldn’t surprise me if it was her since some woman have that dark triad
 
He should really be taking this opportunity away from the timcast brand to acquire and show off a wide variety of baldness hiding headwear. Cowboy hats, chef's hats, fedoras. The sky is the limit
That would make me like Tim a lot more as it would be entertaining unlike his normal daily content. I think he'd be able to rock a Pickelhaube pretty well, and he could even make his different hat attempts into an NFT collection to sell to his followers.
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He should really be taking this opportunity away from the timcast brand to acquire and show off a wide variety of baldness hiding headwear. Cowboy hats, chef's hats, fedoras. The sky is the limit
Swear to jeezus I’d pay good money to watch him do the stream in a shtreimel!! I don’t get why the nigger doesn’t just shave like his daddy Rogan.
 
Swear to jeezus I’d pay good money to watch him do the stream in a shtreimel!! I don’t get why the nigger doesn’t just shave like his daddy Rogan.
Just get rid of the beard it works for rogan
 
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20:50 - "I don't really care about...you know...policy stuff."

Then stop ripping on Republicans for doing nothing, Tim. If you aren't concerned about policy, then your constant whining that Republicans never do anything, when the only clear thing you've indicated you want them to do is impeach Joe Biden, is ridiculous.

He's just matching his audience, they don't understand policy stuff either and it makes their heads hurt. Tim Pool understands less about the American political process than I do, and I'm not American.
 
He's just matching his audience, they don't understand policy stuff either and it makes their heads hurt. Tim Pool understands less about the American political process than I do, and I'm not American.
Oh God, you just reminded me how hilarious all those "here is trump's path to recount victory" videos are, and how much funnier they are in retrospect
 
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