💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

So what's this about a bomb squad at Tim's place?

Edit - Trying to add a screen cap from twitter but the sites being a bit glitchy. Will add it when possible.
 
b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
So what's this about a bomb squad at Tim's place?

Edit - Trying to add a screen cap from twitter but the sites being a bit glitchy. Will add it when possible.
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The image server is fucked, Null is masturbating too furiously to fix it.

The bomb squad was called to his house, he said they can't talk about it, but that there is a real threat and the house might shake while they're doing the show. The bomb squad is still there, guessing it's an unidentified object that they might just blow up to be safe.
 
TheRaptorJesus said:
Fuck em, keep filming. What could they possibly be doing thats top secret?


Tim probably bought a truckload of ammonium nitrate....for his chickens....yeah....for the chickens.
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My guess is Tim bought an authentic master crafted WW2 deep sea mine, accidently hit the triggering mechanism and had to call in the bomb squad to defuse so it didn't go off if Miracle stopped applying pressure to it.
 
Retink said:
My guess is Tim bought an authentic master crafted WW2 deep sea mine, accidently hit the triggering mechanism and had to call in the bomb squad to defuse so it didn't go off if Miracle stopped applying pressure to it.
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NERD!
 
Retink said:
The bomb squad was called to his house, he said they can't talk about it, but that there is a real threat and the house might shake while they're doing the show. The bomb squad is still there, guessing it's an unidentified object that they might just blow up to be safe.
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ThisHill2DieOn said:
Tim's OpSec is so serious that he doesn't even have a fence to sit on.
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This stuff is bullshit, but if there is an object then that lends to being local harassments, which points more to the alleged crazy Ian ex-gf. Unless Rocco's taken any flights recently. Could also be Tim being melodramatic and they're just poking around.

Johnny Salami said:
A plan of action is something you learn in a college course which means Tim will do the opposite of it to spite an institution he's never been to. This will be another failed business venture like subverse
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We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. Not true fans in the chatroom. Timmy, read them super chats. Hey! Timmy, read them super chats. All in all it's just another VOD in the bank. All in all you're just another chat in the bank.
 
Retink said:
I'm more or less of the same opinion that it's highly possible that it's a scam. Though even if you proved it was a scam they'd just say something like "But we are all made of space dust, so it is not untrue Mr. Round Eye pig."

I found the episode, and it's even labeled "Tim Pool Ruins Dungeons and Dragons", and it sure looks like it. I'm not a huge D&D player but I can imagine someone trying to rules lawyer all the time being a major buzzkill because D&D is more about creating an interesting story as a group, even if you're min-maxing and power gaming you can still do that, but if you're nitpicking small rules to get a gotcha it's rather shit. A good GM will even bend rules and modify things to make it flow better.

Also, Andreas is in this episode and he's as much of a sperg as always.


Oh holy shit, if you ever read something like that, don't buy whatever they're selling.
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Watching other people play D&D is probably the best way to observe how people interact in a group setting. Well... if no one's playing sportball. I remember Vee's D&D series and how it turned into a clusterfuck because Sargon and Arch got into a dick measuring contest and team-killing each other. In Tim's case, it's his narcissism at max.
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Watching other people play D&D is probably the best way to observe how people interact in a group setting. Well... if no one's playing sportball. I remember Vee's D&D series and how it turned into a clusterfuck because Sargon and Arch got into a dick measuring contest and team-killing each other. In Tim's case, it's his narcissism at max.
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Why can’t he play axis and Allies instead
 
Tim's 4 PM segment yesterday was awful. He says that Tik Tokers shouldn't be talking about gas prices because they know nothing about them. That is gatekeeping, which is what we all hate about the modern press. Saying people are misinformed so they should shut up is how censorship starts too. Does Tim go full CNN by the end of the war, saying only "serious" journalists and commentators should be allowed to talk about politics?

If you think someone is wrong, you can make a video saying "I disagree with their points here and here". We don't need to be experts to share our opinions.

Worst part is how he stumbles on the actual debunk. The Tik Toker says that people are driving more now that the pandemic is over and Tim says "LIE! That's a lie. Well, it's sort of true. The best lies have a bit of truth in them."

Then he moves on to her next point. Tim, it's factually correct that demand is up. Demand going down during the pandemic is what caused prices to crater in the first place. Even if you think Biden's policies have a greater impact, that doesn't make her statement a lie. This fucking guy is going to become an asshole media mogul who looks down on us now that he's bought his skate mansion.
 
So his first video of the day and he's not gonna talk about the bomb squad shit? Usually he can't help but to talk about the goings-on in his life.
 
Castle Update:

Tim an his money honey:
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Ian amazingly enough already has his own Manuka Honey, and Tim mocks him saying that Ian has bargain bin honey, but Ian's honey is more expensive on Amazon.
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At first Ian thinks his honey has less MGO, then he checks it and finds out Tim's honey is actually the inferior honey. Good job Tim, you got beat by Ian and could have just asked him first instead of ordering from Amazon and fucking up your driveway. Then they talk about how you can put honey in your butt for extra benefits, because of course they do.

Ina is amazed that when he pours cherry juice into aloe drink it stays suspended as is instead of mixing. Yes Ian, liquids of different enough density don't instantly mix
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Has Ian never seen a tequila sunrise or any of the thousands of layered shots? A great way to make serious cash is to serve up RWB shooters during 4th of July. Layer grenadine, creme de cacao and blue curacao. Pleasing on the eye, themed, fruity flavors and low ABV for a shot.

BTW, Andreas was on The Crigler Show last night.
 
CatgirlTyranid said:
Thanks for the recipe! All three of those are on my short list of ingredients I want to add to my home bar in the next several months.
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Found a video of some guy making it. The only trick is making sure to float the liquor. It's much easier than you think, just takes a little practice. (skip to 0:30 to skip intro crap)

Another one that was a crowd pleaser is the water moccasin, but I would serve it as a cocktail instead of a shooter. Ice cubes in glass to halfway, equal pour for 2 seconds of Crown Royale and peach schnapps, a 1-second pour of triple sec, top it with pineapple juice. If you want to make it more "tropical" then mix in some coconut milk or (go fancy) top with a dollop of whipped coconut cream, spear a cherry (or two) and one of those little umbrellas. It is a deceptively strong cocktail that has zero alcohol flavor and tastes delicious.
 
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