Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Thanks for the recipe! All three of those are on my short list of ingredients I want to add to my home bar in the next several months.

Found a video of some guy making it. The only trick is making sure to float the liquor. It's much easier than you think, just takes a little practice. (skip to 0:30 to skip intro crap)

Another one that was a crowd pleaser is the water moccasin, but I would serve it as a cocktail instead of a shooter. Ice cubes in glass to halfway, equal pour for 2 seconds of Crown Royale and peach schnapps, a 1-second pour of triple sec, top it with pineapple juice. If you want to make it more "tropical" then mix in some coconut milk or (go fancy) top with a dollop of whipped coconut cream, spear a cherry (or two) and one of those little umbrellas. It is a deceptively strong cocktail that has zero alcohol flavor and tastes delicious.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Found a video of some guy making it. The only trick is making sure to float the liquor. It's much easier than you think, just takes a little practice. (skip to 0:30 to skip intro crap)

Another one that was a crowd pleaser is the water moccasin, but I would serve it as a cocktail instead of a shooter. Ice cubes in glass to halfway, equal pour for 2 seconds of Crown Royale and peach schnapps, a 1-second pour of triple sec, top it with pineapple juice. If you want to make it more "tropical" then mix in some coconut milk or (go fancy) top with a dollop of whipped coconut cream, spear a cherry (or two) and one of those little umbrellas. It is a deceptively strong cocktail that has zero alcohol flavor and tastes delicious.

I hate literally everything peach "flavored" despite loving peaches. In the vein of disguising your alcohol though, I'm in the process of perfecting an Orange Creamsicle Cocktail. 2 Oz. vodka, 2 Oz orange juice, 1 Oz heavy cream, 1/2 Oz Simple Syrup, shaken with one large ice cube till the creams whips (45-60 seconds) is where I'm at so far. I tried half an Oz. of triple sec, but it just added a funky after taste I wasn't fond of. Despite orange being such a strong flavor I haven't been able to get it orangy enough so in my next attempt I'll up it to 3 oz and maybe cut out the simple.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Who are they and why won't they leave him alone?

Apparently they called the police and they sent the "bomb squad".

The best timeline is Tim being driven to schizophrenia by all this harassment

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I hate literally everything peach "flavored" despite loving peaches. In the vein of disguising your alcohol though, I'm in the process of perfecting an Orange Creamsicle Cocktail. 2 Oz. vodka, 2 Oz orange juice, 1 Oz heavy cream, 1/2 Oz Simple Syrup, shaken with one large ice cube till the creams whips (45-60 seconds) is where I'm at so far. I tried half an Oz. of triple sec, but it just added a funky after taste I wasn't fond of. Despite orange being such a strong flavor I haven't been able to get it orangy enough so in my next attempt I'll up it to 3 oz and maybe cut out the simple.

That sounds really good. You might want to try balancing triple sec with curacao. Both are orange liqueurs, with triple sec being more dry. Another option is drop some orange extract into the simple syrup or in a batch of mixed drinks. You could also try orange zest. Won't do much for flavor but will add a lot of aroma.

 

[Josterman]

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That sounds really good. You might want to try balancing triple sec with curacao. Both are orange liqueurs, with triple sec being more dry. Another option is drop some orange extract into the simple syrup or in a batch of mixed drinks. You could also try orange zest. Won't do much for flavor but will add a lot of aroma.

I'll give the curacao a try once I get around to buying some. I was considering just expressing an orange twist on top and leaving it there for garnish, but I favor an orange wedge/wheel instead to scoop up the leftover cream when you're done drinking.

Also, so I'm not completely off topic.

I should have just read the article, nothing that Tim added gave me information that I couldn't have gleaned with a quick scan.

 

[Josterman]

I'll give the curacao a try once I get around to buying some. I was considering just expressing an orange twist on top and leaving it there for garnish, but I favor an orange wedge/wheel instead to scoop up the leftover cream when you're done drinking.

Also, so I'm not completely off topic.

I should have just read the article, nothing that Tim added gave me information that I couldn't have gleaned with a quick scan.

It’s just daily mail i feel I should just link them in the posts to

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I should have just read the article, nothing that Tim added gave me information that I couldn't have gleaned with a quick scan.

Does he ever? His videos are always padded to unwatchable lengths. If he wants to cut down on his 55 hour work days, he can always reduce his video length by 1/2 to 2/3 and nothing would be lost.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Jesus nigger loves to rant. The US Marines due regular training with the Australians, especially around spring. It's not new or necessarily because of a war with Russia/China. His view on globalism is also retarded. If courts could settle every dispute we'd have that by now. All it takes is one country not liking what (((international))) courts demand they do and war will break out. Tim never gets into the meat of issues

In his first video Tim gets mad about the BLM nigger getting arrested because his "ethics" say it's wrong. Like, that's usually how we've arrested some of the worst people, we find one little thing they did wrong and give them the highest sentence to take them of the streets for a minute or hope a deeper connection is found during investigation. He keeps doing that stupid angry voice

 

[Retink]

Has Ian never seen a tequila sunrise or any of the thousands of layered shots? A great way to make serious cash is to serve up RWB shooters during 4th of July. Layer grenadine, creme de cacao and blue curacao. Pleasing on the eye, themed, fruity flavors and low ABV for a shot.

BTW, Andreas was on The Crigler Show last night.

Not only did he show up on Crigler's show but turns out they did a documentary on Vice about Andreas in a series that covers weirdos like people who think they're vampires, therains, or time travelers. It's an interesting watch actually and I did a run down of it in his thread.

It’s just daily mail i feel I should just link them in the posts to

Wouldn't hurt. I've really stopped watching Tim's segments because of all the pointless ranting, I just look up the articles or listen to the first couple minutes and click off.

 

[Josterman]

Not only did he show up on Crigler's show but turns out they did a documentary on Vice about Andreas in a series that covers weirdos like people who think they're vampires, therains, or time travelers. It's an interesting watch actually and I did a run down of it in his thread.



Wouldn't hurt. I've really stopped watching Tim's segments because of all the pointless ranting, I just look up the articles or listen to the first couple minutes and click off.

That’s the best but unfortunately for me I have to watch said clips
and I got chicken city

 

[Retink]

That’s the best but unfortunately for me I have to watch said clips
and I got chicken city

I'm going to laugh if a webcam on a bunch of chickens beats his other funded shows like Pop Culture Crisis and Tales from the Inverted World. So far Chicken City is putting up a good fight.

 

[Josterman]

I'm going to laugh if a webcam on a bunch of chickens beats his other funded shows like Pop Culture Crisis and Tales from the Inverted World. So far Chicken City is putting up a good fight.

It’s neck and neck

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Does he ever? His videos are always padded to unwatchable lengths. If he wants to cut down on his 55 hour work days, he can always reduce his video length by 1/2 to 2/3 and nothing would be lost.

He used to make shorter, more digestible videos. Styx said that too many videos a day actually tank you in the algorithm so Tim is just blindly following the algorithm despite it ruining the only saving grace of his older videos. Short, fast with just enough time to provide context without showing off how fucking stupid he can be.

Sword made out of a meteor, now he's just like you with his 15,000$ dollar novelty sword. Tim keeps talking about having to oil it because it will rust otherwise, but Tim you said swords that are real don't rust.
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Late to the party, but I am so very glad I never game this asshat money. I would be beyond pissed if I saw that the money I was throwing at Tim to support "journalism" and "building culture" went to buying a novelty wall hanger. That $15K could have gone toward getting Chicken City set up that much sooner.

 

[Josterman]

 

[Dave_Ph]

That’s the best but unfortunately for me I have to watch said clips
and I got chicken city

Why do you have to watch it. Are you being paid?
Or is it some OCD thing?
Fear that your life will be empty without Timmy?

Tell me more about "para-social" relationships

 

[Retink]

He used to make shorter, more digestible videos. Styx said that too many videos a day actually tank you in the algorithm so Tim is just blindly following the algorithm despite it ruining the only saving grace of his older videos. Short, fast with just enough time to provide context without showing off how fucking stupid he can be.

Late to the party, but I am so very glad I never game this asshat money. I would be beyond pissed if I saw that the money I was throwing at Tim to support "journalism" and "building culture" went to buying a novelty wall hanger. That $15K could have gone toward getting Chicken City set up that much sooner.

I don't get why he didn't just adapt by covering more stories instead of just rambling. I remember Sargon's "This Week in Stupid" was rather popular and he just read dumb headlines for something like 15+ minutes.

I'm with you on that, it's ok to buy something fun once in a while but Tim blows an employee's salary on dumb shit every month and he's already downsized his operation from what we can see on Cast Castle as multiple employees left and the work was delegated to others. That might just be because there wasn't that much work to do as is, but there's always another journalist or whatever you can pick up to expand the content on your paid site.

 

[Josterman]

Why do you have to watch it. Are you being paid?
Or is it some OCD thing?
Fear that your life will be empty without Timmy?

Tell me more about "para-social" relationships

I want to know more about them
i got a video from the quartering

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Tim criticizing other people for having a big ego and being selfish makes me throw up in my mouth.

He actually said Smollett was a narcissist! Listen, you hapas trash, in the last two days you veered off on a tangent about Ethan Klein mocking you on Twitter for asking why Zelensky was doing a communist symbol with a raised fist, which was weeks ago. You genuinely don't tolerate the smallest slights against you. Smollet showing no remorse and resisting prison isn't because of narcissism, its because he's black. At this point there has to be a "rule of law" gene that we aren't aware of and all black people have 0 copies of it in their DNA.

 

[Dave_Ph]

I want to know more about them
i got a video from the quartering

No, no fucking way.
My hard limit is The Quartering.
You've taken my norminess already.
Ive been mentally raped by the discovery of KF