Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

It has to be whatever it is that always makes him feel the need to be the center of attention.
I think it's just that Tim has an inferiority complex and the people he wants to acknowledge his success will never do so because he pegs his value to the opinions of the media. Probably why he keeps hiring people like Rocco, because he wants to be hip and cool with that crowd that will never accept him. Dude needs to grow up and accept some people will just never like regardless of what you do and focus on his own shit without care for the opinions of others that don't matter.
 
I think it's just that Tim has an inferiority complex and the people he wants to acknowledge his success will never do so because he pegs his value to the opinions of the media. Probably why he keeps hiring people like Rocco, because he wants to be hip and cool with that crowd that will never accept him. Dude needs to grow up and accept some people will just never like regardless of what you do and focus on his own shit without care for the opinions of others that don't matter.
You couldn't be more correct. If Tim could find value and validation in his own accomplishments and capabilities he'd likely be more successful and not a cow. However, this will never happen because people by and large don't change.
 
What people came to him for years ago isn't there anymore its just pop culture gossip and the latest tranny beer junk.
Tim's value proposition has just been gobbled up by so many other people, Tim had the audience he had back in 2020-2021 (peak Timcast IMO) because the show he was doing didnt exist anywhere else.

There was no evening slot Livestream with hosts with relatively middling politics having unscripted discussions about news and culture with people you'd actually heard of. At one point his show was a who's who of "right wing" e-celebs/known-politicos on the edge of becoming big. Tim was willing and able to platform people like Milo, Steve Banon, Papa John (post nigger tape), Alex Jones, Majorie Taylor Green and introduce his largely liberal audience to them as well as bringing people like James O'Keefe, Alex Stein, Micheal Malice
that theyd never heard of or people they hadn't heard from in a while like Rick Santorum, Sean Spicer, Larry Elder and even Sargon. He even had the most well known debate Tranny (Blaire White) and the top leftist debaters (Vaush and Destiny). In the end he even had Nick Fuentes.

These days, I genuinely don't know who 85% of the new guests are. Back in those days I felt like I had heard of almost all of them and knew most.

This was always carried by guests and the guests largely suck now IMO. The novelty of the entire cast has also worn off. I can essentially predict each individual on the crew's take.

Seriously does anyone know who most of these people are before they're introduced?
 
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James Lindsay, the professional academic, must have heard about Tim's comments from two episodes ago. So, he responded in a way that befits a serious intellectual:
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Tim did not make a reply to this. But, not to be outdone in the professionalism contest, Tim shows how not jealous he is of Mr. Beast being the most watched YouTube personality, claiming that the site "makes his content default":
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Tim had Ada Lluch, a social media influencer, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were co-hosts, this episode.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is not afraid of nuclear weapons, as they are "80-year old technology". Tim says he is more worried about dangerous weapons, like Havana Syndrome:


-The live shows in Martinsburg may become a monthly affair, with the first one to be sponsored by a company called "Good Ranchers":


-By Jove, Ian got it. Tim asks why they are not showing photos of the arrested individuals at the Kansas City Chief's Super Bowl parade, to which Ian says it was because they were black & not wishing "to inflame racial tensions":


-Ian is getting "tactical training" during his trips to Miami with Luke Rudkowski, & criticises how the police officer spooked by an acorn literally "flipped out". Tim theorises that the officer was trying to kill the suspect, cuffed inside the patrol car. But remember, Tim does not engage in wild conspiracy theorising:


-Tim is missing the reason why Michael Rappaport is planning to vote for Donald Trump: in-group bias for his Jewish compatriots, after the pro-Palestine swing in the U.S. Democratic Party. Jon Leibowitz has been more even-keeled when it comes to the Israel-Gaza War, as shown in his first episode back at The Daily Show, so expecting him to vote for Trump over this change is far less likely. Though he still does pull the anti-semitism card, but only on people he is not friends with. For those people, he makes excuses:


-I can believe Ian would blurt out inconvenient things, he feels people need to know, even if it is inappropriate:


Such as how to make Chlorine gas, so people will know what not to mix together. This remains one of my favourite Ian moments of IRL, with how it combines Ian's complete innocence with Tim's frustration over his actions, only for Tim to inadvertently helping him get correct combination of chemicals, which Ian thanks him for correcting the mistake:


-Tim discusses how paying cleaners is "debt owed to me" according to the Communist theory on wages & distributing profit. Tim says how the studio could be a trash heap & the audience would never know. Ian says "Shout out to Azmodan", when he meant Asmongold, the streamer that lives in filth:


-Tim says he is no longer going to have an event at "a theatre again", due to the cost of such events always going into the red. But any live events will be at the CastBrew Coffee in Martinsburg. Tim claims that he made $5000 from the ticket sales of the 5 March event in the CastBrew Coffee's upper floors, but that would not even cover "security costs":


-Tim brings up purchasing the statue of Vladimir Lenin, in Seattle, for the purposes of desecrating it. This ends with Ian saying how he "got kind of sad" seeing footage of a giant image of Adolph Hitler being destroyed after the Battle of Berlin, because he would "love to have that thing":
 
Tim did not make a reply to this. But, not to be outdone in the professionalism contest, Tim shows how not jealous he is of Mr. Beast being the most watched YouTube personality, claiming that the site "makes his content default":
Not to come to Tim's defense, but Mr. Beast looks like a soy faggot, his videos are fucking awful to sit through, and I'm going to be mildly miffed if he uses his history of philanthropy to get into politics and the anti-christ turns out to be a former youtuber named beast.

It's just too on the nose.
 
This ends with Ian saying how he "got kind of sad" seeing footage of a giant image of Adolph Hitler being destroyed after the Battle of Berlin, because he would "love to have that thing":

I can believe Ian would blurt out inconvenient things, he feels people need to know, even if it is inappropriate:
Such as how to make Chlorine gas

Ian says it was because they were black & not wishing "to inflame racial tensions":

Any day now, Sturmführer Kreuzland is going to march into the IRL stream in full Hugo Boss attire, seal the doors, and rid the world of the Beanied menace with homemade chlorine gas. I can feel it in my bones.
 

Tim had Thomas Massie, representative of Kentucky's 4th district in the U.S. Congress, as the guest.
Hannah, Ian, & Phil were co-hosts.
Mr. Bokus, once more, joined in on the fun.

*The show moves away from discussion of the news of the day, to having Thomas explaining his votes in the Congress, how procedures work in practice, & issues with said procedure: 32:05-1:37:44

Clip Collection:
-Tim complains that hidden forces in the music industry are conspiring against him, using dirty tricks to keep certain people off the charts. Who are the people in control of the music industry? Tim does not say, but it is good that newly-minted rapper, Ben Shapiro, could do so well, in spite of this:


-Mr. Bokus wanted to sit in Thomas' lap, but Hannah did not allow him to plop down on the sitting Congressman:


-Ian asks what shall happen, if Fani Willis is removed. Tim says he does not know. Somehow, Tim's excitement for the case did not translate into a cursory search, looking into what comes next:


-Thomas gifted a debt badge to Tim, & when asked if he was selling them said he would not be "monetising the debt", himself, but one of his associates was making them for sale:


-I appreciate Hannah asking Thomas about why he "no voted" on House Resolution 2 (HR 2), which was the Republican-authored immigration bill that is currently waiting in the U.S. Senate, to be called for a vote. Due to the Democrat majority, the bill is unlikely to come to a floor vote any time soon. If only Tim would actually interview his guests, instead of having them comment on the news of the day, this format could actually differentiate itself from his usual daytime videos:


-Thomas gives Ian something to think about, by saying Timcast IRL is better at messaging, which can influence Congress more than being an elected official. Tim brings up Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doing both, & Thomas acknowledges this. Hannah asks if Thomas would consider doing Instagram Live shows of his skin care routine to sway voters. Thomas says no, but he has contemplating filming himself mixing margaritas:
 
I appreciate Hannah asking Thomas
See, joking simping aside, this is why I actually really like Hannah on the show. She actually takes the show in real newsworthy directions and tries to do actual journalism with the guests. Similar with Ian, although he tends to get weird, he asks good and interesting questions. Tim always ruins it.

I was going to watch this episode, since I like Massie, and Hannah and Ian were both on, but I ended up just staying on the Side Scrollers anniversary stream because, frankly, they're much more likable than Tim.

Side note, I caught the first 10 minutes or so of tonight's episode before going over to Trashcast, and Tim spent so much time on the intro/self-promotion, even more than usual, and the chat was getting incredibly irritated with him, begging him to get on with it.
 

Tim had Mario Fratto, a candidate for the Republican primary in New York's 24th District, as the guest.
Libby & Phil were taking on co-hosting duties.

It was a fairly dull episode, with Mario not getting a chance to discuss his platform at length, such as why his opponent is a "RINO" & he is the better choice, etc.

*Mario did not pipe up, until 15:32, because Tim thinks you need to force your way into the conversation, not be asked questions, like in a standard podcast format.

Clip Collection:
-Tim set up his coffee venture not to sell beans, but so he can make physical locations for Branch Timidians to meet & talk, in keycard-locked club houses:


-We get our first look at "Freedomistan", which is the skate park-cum-studio. The park is only in "phase 1" assembly state,
out of three. Tim says he is investing $2 million in the skate park, under the logic of "If you build it, they will come" & will use this to bring in more skaters to tow the beanie line, by offering a location to film at, on the East Coast. Tim claims there have been attempts to shut down his skate park, but remains vague on how that was happening:


-Tim says he does not write a script for his morning show, it is all stream of consciousness. Tim says Joe Rogan is the "most important journalist of our generation":
 
Tim thinks you need to force your way into the conversation, not be asked questions, like in a standard podcast format
Maybe he should inform his guests of this, but also I think Anchorman 2 mad this joke


Edit: From China Uncensored's sponsor plug about unbiased media from Ground News:
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Timmy made the big grift leagues.
 
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-Tim says he does not write a script for his morning show, it is all stream of consciousness. Tim says Joe Rogan is the "most important journalist of our generation":
Maybe he needs to start, I feel most of his videos are repetitious. He talks in circles, goes off on tangents and extended a ~8-10 minutes video to over 20 minutes. Hell, even his short videos feel like they are an hour long sometimes when he constantly goes off topic, or does his, "I don't know, maybe, yes, but maybe not, its complicated", shtick.
 
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Maybe he need to start, I feel most of his videos are repetitious. He talks in circles, goes off on tangents and extended a ~8-10 minutes video to over 20 minutes. Hell, even his short videos feel like they are an hour long sometimes when he constantly goes off topic, or does his, "I don't know, maybe, yes, but maybe not, its complicated", shtick.
I could very much use a 5-10 minute news youtuber who presents information in this fashion: "This happened, here's the details I feel are important to the discussion, and in two minutes or less here are my conclusions without over extrapolating".

This could have been Tim if the beanie hadn't assumed full control of the husk we see before us.
 
-Tim says he does not write a script for his morning show, it is all stream of consciousness. Tim says Joe Rogan is the "most important journalist of our generation":
If that’s the case, why can i know the points he’s going to make and where he’s going to make them. He’s become so repetative in his points he bring up it migjt as well be scripted. At least a script would cut down on the waffling.

And he’s aware that Rogan does a 3 hour show and doesn’t present as news or a journalist right? And therefore meandering is ok?

What made Tim take off, both initialy and again when he started IRL was he was doing everything the news wasn’t. Now they all are.
 
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I could very much use a 5-10 minute news youtuber who presents information in this fashion: "This happened, here's the details I feel are important to the discussion, and in two minutes or less here are my conclusions without over extrapolating".

This could have been Tim if the beanie hadn't assumed full control of the husk we see before us.
Tim: Makes a half-hour video where he blathers on about random crap and only spends a total of like 5 minutes on the actual topic

Styx: Makes a ten minute video and just talks about the topic and his thoughts on it
 
Styx: Makes a ten minute video and just talks about the topic and his thoughts on it
Which is why I still watch Styx, but you have to admit some of his takes are the result of a disconnect from reality. Praising India, anything that involves morals, etc. I'm also tired of hearing about how fucking awesome charcoal is.

Oh, plus the abandoning his kid in the Netherlands and worshiping a faggot demon owl things make it harder to take even a small bit of his commentary seriously.
 

Tim had David Lucas, a comedian that went viral over his joke about George Floyd, as the guest.
Ian & Shane were co-hosting.

After a bit, it moves from covering the news to more generalised discussion.

*While Tim tries to talk news, David talks about his experiences with living in places like Los Angeles & New York City, since the COVID-19 pandemic happened: 12:04-21:23

Clip Collection:
-Tim promotes a charity fund for members of Loudon County, Virginia's first responders, including for a Branch Timidian's family member was badly injured in an explosion, there.
I thought this was very nice of Tim to do, only for him to immediately segue into hawking his song. Halfway through Tim has the wherewithall to realise this was not a good look:


-Ian explains the crystal ball that he has on the desk, & how it can be used for sympathetic vibrations. Tim is shocked that he is spending so much on Ian's impressive rock collection, but is assuaged that this one only cost "$100-200". David jokes that Ian must have a mangina to be so obsessed with vibration, Ian says he shall find out "in the after show":


-Ian calls out Donald Trump's failure to support the 6 January people arrested, & in solitary confinement. Tim responds & says "He's just some guy", not able to do everything people want him to do:


-Tim explains why he considers Edward Snowden a leaker, & not a whistleblower deserving of that label's protections. Though, Tim does say to offer Snowden clemency, at this point:


-David says Donald Trump has been rich too long & "lost touch with morality" to describe why he pardoned Bill Kapri (AKA Kodak Black) & not offer a blanket pardon for the 6 January individuals. David describes how he lost touch with the common person, & the cost of things. Ian agrees, saying how he does not think about how much he spends, but so many are these days. To verify just how disconnected everyone at the panel is, Tim asks how much a gallon of milk costs, with everyone giving wildly inaccurate prices:


-Tim talks about wanting to buy a pair of the golden Donald Trump shoes, & do a skate video while wearing them, to "immortalise them, forever":


-Tim is plying David with "$2000 tequila":


-Ian asks if David was referring to a specific individual, but ended up showing the screen to the camera. Ian is worried about showing his tabs to the world, it seems.:


Did not recognise anything too egregious, from a cursory glance, unlike when Defective Ian (AKA Vaush) showed part of his screen to the world:
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Tim explains why he considers Edward Snowden a leaker, & not a whistleblower deserving of that label's protections. Though, Tim does say to offer Snowden clemency, at this point:
This may be one of his worst takes. Tim's ability to have an inconsistent world view is approaching schizophrenic levels.

Snowden did what he did to avoid Manning's outcome, 7 years in prison until Obama in an effort to appease trannies cut him loose. His information was also much more impactful and changed how the average American views their government forever. It was arguably the most important and impactful news published of the last 20 years. It was actually a much more precise and surgical release than Manning's, which was near 1 million files and had everything from diplomatic communication to US forces committing murder. Snowden and Manning have the same status.

This is up there with Tim saying people should just stand strong, get fired from their jobs and lose their ability to feed their families. Or his "ruin your child's dreams to stand up to the government" while shutting down streams because someone made a lukewarm joke.
 
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