💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Tim is such a coward. Why he's always shaking? Why do you need such insane security? No one going to kill you.
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Someone might sneak up on him and remove the beanie, exposing both the brain slug controlling him and, horror of horrors, his shiny, shiny scalp.
 
Saw this while randomly browsing Twitter this morning.
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On 10 June, Tim had Jim Pfaff, president of The Conservative Caucus, as the guest.
Libby & Phil were the co-hosts.

It was an uneventful outing, with no major clips to be had. The usual "If I were in charge" talk, watching riot footage, & commenting on an address by California Governor Gavin Newsom.



On 11 June, Tim had Anthony Brian Logan, a conservative social media personality, as the guest.
Brett & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim regales us with a story of him standing up, after being mistreated. In this case, having endured the indignity of not being seated at a restaurant, before other people that arrived after him. The beanie boy says he simply told the server that he would be leaving, & when he shared it, online, "leftists" called him weird for doing this. This leads into some psychoanalysis of "liberals" being pre-disposed to "sit down, shut up, & do as you're told, & you'll get what you deserve when you deserve it". All I have to ask is whether Tim inquired if these people, seated before him, had reservations, or not:


-In a brief thirteen days, Tim has gone from calling Generation Z "lazy, entitled losers" to saying they are losing out on jobs, due to illegal aliens:
 
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-Tim regales us with a story of him standing up, after being mistreated. In this case, having endured the indignity of not being seated at a restaurant, before other people that arrived after him. The beanie boy says he simply told the server that he would be leaving, & when he shared it, online, "leftists" called him weird for doing this. This leads into some psychoanalysis of "liberals" being pre-disposed to "sit down, shut up, & do as you're told, & you'll get what you deserve when you deserve it". All I have to ask is whether Tim inquired if these people, seated before him, had reservations, or not:
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Holy shit, I remember when he told this story and it was probably two years ago as I haven't watched Tim's show in a long time. I can't believe he's still seething because he doesn't understand how a reservation works or that something else might have been at play. Even if he was slighted by shitty staff at a restaurant, who seethes this much about it? Just leave and forget about it instead of making it a segment on your political show and then continuing to whine about it years later.
 
Dona Morte said:
Tim Pool responded to Daily Show segment about him.

They laughed because you wear a beanie brah while being 39.
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Tim is so up his own ass that he doesn't realize looking like a 2005 skater in the White House press room looks weird as fuck, and probably ANYONE else in the world would dress for business, or at least peel that fucking beanie off his head.

I think he's been sitting in the Timcave so long, he's forgotten the world outside. I honestly don't know who the target audience for Tim Pool is anymore. Is it like 14 year olds that have just had their first political awakening? One problem he's going to have to deal with sooner or later is that he's not really young anymore. Younger people are going to look at him like some boomer wearing a weird hat and sitting in his own man cave.

If he would just take off the beanie and own it, he'd probably get some more respect.

EDIT: Goddamn, Tim has thin skin. He has to sit through a comedy bit and try to refute every single bit of it.
 
Rancid Xylitol said:
Tim is so up his own ass that he doesn't realize looking like a 2005 skater in the White House press room looks weird as fuck, and probably ANYONE else in the world would dress for business, or at least peel that fucking beanie off his head.

I think he's been sitting in the Timcave so long, he's forgotten the world outside. I honestly don't know who the target audience for Tim Pool is anymore. Is it like 14 year olds that have just had their first political awakening? One problem he's going to have to deal with sooner or later is that he's not really young anymore. Younger people are going to look at him like some boomer wearing a weird hat and sitting in his own man cave.

If he would just take off the beanie and own it, he'd probably get some more respect.

EDIT: Goddamn, Tim has thin skin. He has to sit through a comedy bit and try to refute every single bit of it.
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Tim could excuse the beanie as being his brand if he would just WEAR A SUIT.
 

On 12 June, Tim was sick & we had Phil hosting, once more. The guests were Charlie LeDuff, a journalist & podcaster; & Aaron Reitz, a Republican running for the Attorney General of Texas.

Mary was co-hosting, with the manlet musician.

Altogether, it was a decent episode. Aaron & Charlie had different perspectives, which the panel engaged with, time was given for everyone to talk, etc.


However, sickness did not prevent Tim offering his blisteringly brilliant takes on the Iran-Israel conflict:
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Israel critic & guest of the show, Elijah Schaffer, asks Tim if he still believes the United States controls Israel & not the other way around:
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Tim responds that this proves Israel does not control the United States, because if the Jewish State did, then they would just have said it was the latter that attacked:
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Although he does admit it is plausible that Donald Trump was aware of the Israeli strikes, but kept it secret, despite publicly opposing them:
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-More of Tim's impressive insights:
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Tim argues for why Israel should not have struck, first. Because the beanie boy has "never killed any of" the people that have threatened him with death:
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On 13 June, Friday the 13th in fact, we were cursed to have the beanie descend back unto the hosting chair.
The guests were Anthony Cabassa, a Los Angeles-based on-the-ground reporter, & Aidan Mattis, of The Lore Lodge YouTube channel.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim gets a super-chat stating the beanie boy is "simping for Israel", & he becomes upset at this. He is sick of people criticising his foreign policy position, which Tim summarises as being "as anti-Israel as I am anti-Burundi", when it comes to sending money to foreign nations. Anthony brings up, & Aidan agrees, that Donald Trump was apparently not trying to negotiate peace, if he was aware of the oncoming attack, as he claimed. Tim has to concede this:


-Tim does manage to bring up someone that is Israel First by going too far supporting the Jewish State. The beanie boy thinks Mark Levin claiming to be America First requires defending Israel is beyond the pale. Anthony is confused by how much Israel dominates conversations, in the United States. Aidan credits this to Evangelical zionism, & Ian notes the geo-strategic importance of Israel does not really reach down to the local level. Phil responds to Ian's point, with there being more than politics, but religion to it as well:


-This progress is undone by Tim making two pop culture references to explain his point, & saying that Iran could attack during large scale protests, this weekend. When talking about a potential for a false flag, he calls out the United States attempting to do one. This misses out on the biggest benefactor of America being roped into the conflict, Israel, doing something to frame the Islamic Republic:


-Tim returns to how unfair it is that he is marked out as pro-Israel, claiming people label him that because he simply recognises that the Jewish state exists. The conversation goes on for a little bit, but it is more often cases, like the one at the end of the clip, that make Tim out as pro-Israel. When Anthony asks where is Europe to do some work, intercepting missiles, as Iran is closer to them, the beanie boy chimes in to say that they are, via NATO, "according to numerous reports that I've seen". Looking over some news sites, the only nations I saw assisting with interceptions were the United States & (potentially) Jordan. He may be referring to the last exchange between Iran & Israel, back in April, but that was not the case with the most recent salvos:
 
Have the MAGAt faggots in this thread learned their lesson yet? Their pizza-pedo-fag-crush Timmy Pool is an intellectual non-entity. These cunts need Hitler and Ron Unz. That's the only thing that can set them straight.
 

On 16 June, Tim had Bradley Devlin, an editor at The Daily Signal, as the guest.
Libby, Phil, & Shane were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim worries that should Donald Trump push for war with Iran, the MAGA base shall convert to being pro-war, & he wonders "how long a show, like this, can last" if the Branch Timidians remain anti-interventionist. The beanie boy recounts how during the Bush administration, there was a concerted effort to weed out people opposed to the invasion of Iraq, as an example of how things could go:


-Later in the episode, Tim brings up the meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu & how it was to inculcate a supportive environment for the United States joining Israel's attack on Iran, via new media outlets. Bradley brings up polling that shows a marked rise in opposition to the Jewish state, in young people that lean Republican, since the 7 October attack. Libby tries to blame this on "Arab philanthropic money" altering the contents of text books, after 11 September, to downplay the Holocaust. Both Bradley & Tim reject that being the cause of a 15 point shift away from Israel in three years, alone. Regardless, Libby appends that Israel is capable of standing on its own & may only need weapons to fight a war that benefits the United States:


-When Libby brings up the halting of the Global March to Gaza convoy, Tim notes the cost & liabilities of sending people on location to report. The reason Elaad is on contract, & not an employee of the Branch Timidians, may be due to that overhead:


-The rest of the panel was discussing the prospects of additional funding bills coming, now that conflict in the Middle East is springing up. Tim decides there has been enough of that, & they need to address serious news. Like kids role-playing anti-ICE protests in Roblox:


-Tim gripes about how a degraded sense of community is eroding society. He uses the example of being let off from a ticket, but having your parent informed, because in small towns everyone knows everyone; versus a big city where a cop issues a ticket & leaves you to figure it out. Shane notes that it may be drones doing the ticketing, soon, making it even more impersonal. Tim decides to double up on the pop culture references, citing how Family Guy & Andor each tackled this. But it ends up his unfair ticket story stems from an incident when he was younger that he never got over:


-Libby & Shane talk about problems with in-person service at stores, now. Tim credits this to workers having "no pride in doing a job, or any job", especially when pay is not tied to how busy a location is. Tim claims that he would compensate employees more, based upon how much busier than average the store is. Mind you, Tim could not even open a single coffee shop, or choose staffers that did not plot against him, so you can trust how his business advice:




On 17 June, Tim had Mike Harlow, a homosexual member of the #WalkAway movement, & Jack Posobiec, were the guests.
Elad & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Not to be outdone when Jack uses the novel, "Dune", to talk about Iran, Tim decides to use the movie, "Ferngully":


-Tim seems to have learned his lesson on how to discuss the U.S.S. Liberty, not to dismissing its perpetrator out of hand:


-The beanie boy really wants to talk about "Andor", these last few episodes:


-Tim declares "I'm an anarchist, now", because he is sick of dealing with state-level regulations. He blames this for his inability to open his coffee shop, & now, for the delay in starting franchises. The beanie boy declares "100%, everything's illegal" when you try to operate a business, & there is no way to operate one:
 
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On 18 June, Tim had Mike Doran, a Middle East expert from the Hudson Institute, as the guest.
Brett & Phil were the co-hosts.

I was rather surprised at how much time Mike was given to talk about the situation between Iran & Israel. Nearly forty minutes were devoted to the topic, with the guest having a chance to talk, at length, about his particular focus. I am as shocked as you, all, are. But fear not, things went back to normal after that.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is a real trailblazer, exploring the bounds of what could be considered defamatory. Because Jonathan Leibowitz stitched two clips of Steve Bannon, together, Tim contemplates using AI Deepfakes to make people, like Jonathan, say "off-putting" things. He claims that this perfectly alright, because it is explicitly labelled as comedy. Tim argues this misuse of clips by The Daily Show makes the Left believe in "psychotic nonsense", but the Right is not responding in kind. I look forward to Tim being the canary in the coalmine for what is permissible with unauthorised AI copies:


-Tim hoists himself by his own petard, claiming that YouTube "intentionally banned news channels" on their site, forcing them onto other places, like Rumble. This led to "psychotic content" being promoted, instead, Ms. Rachel & CoCoMelon. Which is funny, considering that Tim has remained on YouTube, all this time, & bragged about being on the Live front page, a few months ago:


-Tim gets a super-chat by someone talking about leaving the conservative movement, to shift to the far right, over the Iran issue. This allows the beanie boy to bring up the Tucker Carlson-Ted Cruz exchange. The beanie boy explains how Ted should have admitted all nations spy on each other, & how the senator from Texas came off poorly in the exchange. But, yet again, Tim has to bring up people being mean to him about his Israel position. He explains that people talk about Israel far too much, but now that the United States is involved in "defending & supplying" the Jewish State's bombing campaign, it is alright to discuss. Tim had never taken this tack when it came to Gaza, & the U.S. arms shipments to strike there, or intercepting incoming missiles. Mike believes Ted did better in the interview than the rest of the panel gives him credit for, & they respond that it is less about disagreements with his positions than the optics of his poor performance:



Tim has finally begun to do interviews, remotely, for his daily show. He platformed Andy Ngo, Batya Ungar-Sargon, & Rand Paul. But the beanie boy opening Mar-a-Lago's Ark of the Covenant to summon Laura Loomer left me shaken...:
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On 19 June, Tim had Nathan Halberstadt, chief of staff for New Founding, a venture capital fund that seeks to promote conservative values, as the guest.

Mary, Phil, & one of the Branch Timidian producers, named Tate, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-On the topic of Juneteenth, Mary comments that blacks only desire handouts, in the form of reparations, not holidays or policies that could improve their lives. Nathan admits that in a democracy, each group seeks to further its own agenda. Tim tries to claim that is true for everyone, not just blacks. Mary asks if the beanie boy would take reparations for the internment of Japanese-Americans, during World War II, as it takes from taxpayers. To which Tim does not specifically say "No", but that he would simply not notice getting the money in the mail, or not spend it:
 
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This beanie-wearing faggot is worthless. I called it years ago but I was called an anti-Semite. The propping up of Jewish power by white conservatives has to end. I suspect they do NOT realize how evil and dangerous they are.
 
The Friday episode was prior to news of the strike on Iranian nuclear sites & President Donald Trump implying regime change, should Iran not cease its nuclear ambitions. Think of this as a test of Tim's prediction abilities.




On June 20, before the U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, Tim had Stacy Washington, a conservative radio host, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim opens the show, talking about rumours that Trump was being advised tactical nuclear weapons would be needed to break the facilities enough for bunker buster munitions to pierce them. The beanie boy brings up discussions allegedly had with non-interventionists & theorises these threats are merely a negotiating tactic:


-Another theory the beanie boy expounds upon is the threat of nuclear weapons being used is to offer the milder approach of a ground incursion into Iran, to take down the nuclear sites. Stacy makes the mistake of using Top Gun: Maverick's plot to explain how the strike would go. This lets Tim append A New Hope reference, as well:


-Stacy prefers to let the Israelis handle things, or barring that, use bunker busters, rather than an invasion or nuclear strike. Ian notes that this situation stems from the coup which removed Mohammed Mossadegh, in the 1950's. Phil tries to rebut this being pertinent to the current situation, but Our Graphene Guy actually does a decent job laying out the path from installing the Shah to the rise of the islamists which eventually took power. This talk of ayatollahs makes Tim reference a clip from The Simpsons. When Tim asks why he should care about Iran becoming a nuclear power, Ian surprises me by representing the argument from pro-regime change advocates well. As Phil brings up Ian talking about fomenting a revolution in Iran, the manlet musician jokes he sounds like a CIA plant. Tim adds to this, remarking that it would be hilarious if Ian's whole shtick was an act & he really was one. If Tim was the cover for Ian to make these kinds of arguments, (playing the beanie for him, if you will) I could believe it:


-Tim asserts that articles should not attempt to label the Minnesota shooter as a madman, because he wrote a letter to the FBI, claiming Governor Tim Walz (D) told him to assassinate Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) to allegedly ease his run for her office. He claims this should be labelled as an "op-ed", instead, to which Ian responds that if a crazed person made wild claims, the reporter should make note of that. The beanie boy brings up The Daily Beast write-up of his alleged catnapping, as an example of why things should be fact-based only, instead of choosing when to include editorialising additions. Tim claims, & Ian corroborates, that Emily Molli left her cat in Our Graphene Guy's care & Tim did not have it. Tim claims The Daily Beast was aware of the police not pursuing any charges on him & still published the article. After a nearly six minute detour into cat-napping, the panel finally gets back to the assassination story:


-The first super-chat brings up Pakistan nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize, which has become funny, in retrospect. The second, which leads Tim into talking about a joke he made using President John F. Kennedy's line calling for people to serve the country, instead substituting in Israel. Apparently it is drop several bunker busters. Tim, also, gets to gripe about being called a zionist:


-Tim hints that Jordan Klepper, from The Daily Show, may be appearing, soon:



-After news of the attack broke, Tim gave his usual stellar analysis:
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Tim brings up the risk of gas prices soaring, in time for the American summer travel season, due to a blockade of the Straight of Hormuz. The beanie boy sees this leading to a ground invasion of Iran:
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Tim re-posted Michael "Horatio Troonblower" Cernovich's take that this was an offence to the MAGA base & offers little room for future failures by the Trump administration:
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But this is followed up with Tim agreeing with Charlie Kirk that people should not over-react to Trump bombing a sovereign nation:
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
But this is followed up with Tim agreeing with Charlie Kirk that people should not over-react to Trump bombing a sovereign nation:
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The amount of spin needed for Charlie's earlier tweets is quickly getting off the scale. He had previously tweeted that "a vote for Trump was a vote for peace". Now the argument is "he kept the peace by dropping a bomb". Hopefully the world doesn't need any more peace, because it's going to take a lot of bombs.

Trying to paint Trump as a perfect individual that never makes mistakes takes more and more and more back-flips to cover for his erratic planning and approaches. The likes of Tim Pool and Charlie Kirk are more than happy to do the necessary gyrations to preserve the illusion.

One of the signs of a die-hard fan is that their idol can do no wrong. There's so much cognitive dissonance trying to apply this to Trump that the discussions are getting more and more unhinged. It will be interesting to follow along for the rest of Trump's shift in the White House and see how his apologists keep up the act.
 
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