Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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TheRaptorJesus said:
Design your own beanie simulator.
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Why not a TimCast IRL franchise package? For 10,000$ up front and a monthly fee of 500$ you get a box with a beanie in it, a webcam, and a guide that tells you to say "civil war" every now and then. You also get the phone number to the local retard shelter in case you need to hire employees, because you're not allowed to hire anyone smarter, funnier, more intelligent, or more talented than you.
 
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Lydia and Andy are now officially engaged, that was incredibly quick and will be very awkward if Tim ever lets one go. Andy was randomly promoted to CTO, not hire as one, because he was good at building things. Maybe Tim is trying to breed retards as so many people in the compound are shacking up now it seems.
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Andy wants to name their first daughter "Narr". They are not pregnant yet.

Tim is very easily amused by cheap trinkets and designer salt.
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More of Tim's new toys, there's also a box of Wagyu beef and some memory sticks (The white boxes are 1" x 1" magnets that people are scared of for some reason):
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Retink said:
(The white boxes are 1" x 1" magnets that people are scared of for some reason)
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It's not entirely unwarranted:

Depending on the grade of magnet they could individually be capable of exerting a force of 140lbs, I don't know how that adds up when it's 2 magnets attracting each other.

However... magnets are shipped with some steel plates around them to close the magnetic field lines, otherwise they'd be stuck to something somewhere instead at the Cast Castle, so they're perfectly safe to handle in the original packaging.
 
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Retink said:
Lydia and Andy are now officially engaged, that was incredibly quick and will be very awkward if Tim ever lets one go. Andy was randomly promoted to CTO, not hire as one, because he was good at building things. Maybe Tim is trying to breed retards as so many people in the compound are shacking up now it seems.
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Andy wants to name their first daughter "Narr". They are not pregnant yet.

Tim is very easily amused by cheap trinkets and designer salt.
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More of Tim's new toys, there's also a box of Wagyu beef and some memory sticks (The white boxes are 1" x 1" magnets that people are scared of for some reason):
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Good for her
 
Tim is in need of an accountant, because his taxes are probably going to be fucked knowing how careless he has been with money I doubt he has much financial knowledge
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Now something much more depressing and serious if it's true, and I hope it isn't as the guy making the claims seems rather unhinged, but someone is making some allegations about Luke who has had other claims of being a sex maniac come out recently:
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In today's Cast Castle, Tim assumes "Toe Path detour" means they have no idea where the path will take them when they're on the Toe Path trail during a hike. He also gets incredibly salty at Luke when Luke is just messing with him about not wanting to take the detour during the hike because it's a mile longer than the normal hike they planned.

Alison looks at Luke very fondly as he mocks Tim.
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Time stamped for when Tim and Luke talk about the hike, no wonder Luke had to go, he makes Tim look bad by simply letting Tim talk. I like how they even named the episode "Hiker And Dog Lost For Hours After Making A Wrong Turn" probably by Tim's decree
 
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Retink said:
In today's Cast Castle, Tim assumes "Toe Path detour" means they have no idea where the path will take them when they're on the Toe Path trail during a hike. He also gets incredibly salty at Luke when Luke is just messing with him about not wanting to take the detour during the hike because it's a mile longer than the normal hike they planned.

Alison looks at Luke very fondly as he mocks Tim.
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Time stamped for when Tim and Luke talk about the hike, no wonder Luke had to go, he makes Tim look bad by simply letting Tim talk. I like how they even named the episode "Hiker And Dog Lost For Hours After Making A Wrong Turn" probably by Tim's decree
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I get Luke is a sex pest after all. By that, I mean he's the only one in the compound capable of getting laid.
 
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